The Random Megaman Parody Show: Third Strike
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
Parody #7
A Parody of Religion
By: The X series
X - Hold it! I refuse to take part in this.
Zero - As do I!
MSX - Come on, guys! It's for comedic purposes only. -thinks- I should really copyright that. -shakes head- Anyways, you're doing it whether you want to or not.
MSX - Come on. Now, let's begin with my own personal religion. Christianity. Ah, the most popular of all. I think… Anyways, there's three things I never got. 1.) If God can do everything, can he make a rock he cannot break? 2.) If God spoke the universe into existence, then where did God come from?
X - And three?
MSX - At the end of the Bible, it says Jesus ascended into Heaven. What happens after? We know dinosaurs existed and Christians believe that God ascended into Heaven, so where do the two meet. I have the answer.
Zero - Which is?
MSX - The Flintstones!
(A long silence follows.)
Axl - Say what?
MSX - It makes sense! You've got a people left behind as Jesus flies into Heaven and you've got dinosaurs before humans walked the Earth. In truth, after Jesus left, us humans formed a cartoony bond with dinosaurs and made the first cars. The first lawn mowers. The first McDonalds. The essentials!
Sigma - Uh-huh…
MSX - …and so, Jesus lifted off of the ground and descended into Heaven as the angels began singing…
Angels - Flintstones! We're the Flintstones! We're one great big family! In the. Town of Bedrock. We're gonna have a yabba-doo time. A dabba-doo time. We'll have a gay old time!
Judas - Did you hear something?
(Ahnold walks in, blows him away, and walks off.)
MSX - One more thing. Back then, people lived to be a thousand years old. Now, you're lucky if you make it to a hundred. That shows you just how much this day in age sucks!
X - I doubt you got the lyrics right.
MSX - What?
Zero - The song. We think you got it wrong.
MSX - I think that you should shut up. On a final note, The Passion of the Christ, as controversial as it is and/or was is still a great movie. Next is Atheism.
X - That's not a religion.
MSX - Maybe, but its' along the same lines. Anyways, atheists believe that when you die, you become part of the earth. My question is this. Do you really want to be part of the earth? I mean, what with littering, pollution, and sweaty ass lumberjacks?
Axl - Thanks for the visual.
MSX - You're welcome. Next is Confucianism.
Sigma - What?
MSX - A religion founded by Confucius.
(A pause follows.)
MSX - Do I really have to say anything?
X - No.
Zero - I'm good.
MSX - Next is Jehovah's Witness.
Sigma - Again, not a religion.
MSX - Again, along the same lines. Is there anything more worthless to do with your life than to belittle someone's religion? It's like the religious KKK.
Zero - Point being?
MSX - Hindu. Islam. Buddhism.
X - What about them?
MSX - I don't know crap about them except Buddhism has something to do with monks.
Sigma - Monks are kinda cool.
MSX - So true. Then, there's Taoism.
X - Tao. Isn't that like the Yin Yang thing?
MSX - Basically. And, finally, Judaism.
Sigma - Is that basically the same as Christianity?
MSX - Yeah, but it focuses on the old ways. Like the Chinese!
Axl - That's kind of racist.
(MSX ponders for a moment.)
Axl - Oh dear…
Next time: I parody the first Megaman. Almost.
