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"..."

He hated being caught speechless like this. But really-it was getting increasingly common.

"-but really, what is wrong with that woman?!"

"There's nothing wrong with Chi Chi, Vegeta," Bulma patted his shoulder, "she just wants the best for Gohan, that's all."

"But which human, idiot or not, would put studies in front of the fate of the world?" Vegeta continued his pushups, although they were not as fast as when he was training alone.

Bulma rested her palms on his shoulders to steady herself on Vegeta's back as he continued to work out on the lawn. "Okay, I admit she doesn't have her priorities straight. But I'm sure Chi Chi doesn't want Gohan to turn out like his father, if you know what I mean."

Vegeta snorted, "Kakarot's an idiot," he agreed.

"Why don't you like Chi Chi?" Bulma asked, shifting her position on Vegeta's bare back, which was slick with sweat. Strangely, she didn't find it disgusting, like she would with Yamcha.

"She's a harpy," Vegeta grimaced, "she screeches like a banshee and isn't even attractive."

Bulma laughed, "She is rather loud."

"How do those green beans work?" Vegeta asked.

"Hm? The senzu beans?"

Vegeta switched to a single arm pushup, making Bulma wobble a bit on his back, and she laughed. "Woah steady there, I don't think I can hold on."

He smirked, and continued.

"Well," Bulma started, finding a comfortable stop, "I'm not exactly sure. Korin-that's the talking cat that grew the beans, never explained it to me. I guess it's because of magic, or something."

Yamcha coughed.

Bulma looked up and waved, "Hey Yam!"

At this, Vegeta paused mid push up, but rolled over just in time for Bulma to land on his chest gently. "Oof!"

Yamcha frowned, seeing the compromising position the saiyan was in with his girlfriend. "Hey, what'cha doing?"

"The gravity machine broke down again, because a certain someone overheated it," she slapped the saiyan's chest playfully, "and the parts don't arrive until tomorrow so I'm giving Vegeta extra weight to train on. It works his balance too."

Yamcha glared at the prince, who glared back, and the human warily took a step back. "So... I was wondering if you would like to go out with me today, B." he desperately wanted to get her away from that... monster.

"Sure!" The heiress hopped from Vegeta's chest eagerly, "I'll just go get changed."

For a moment, he thought he saw hurt and disappointment flash through Vegeta's eyes, but Yamcha brushed that off.

Hey, any ideas?