(A/N)
Hello! It's me again! Join Benjamin and Jay as they meet Queenzezi, the Noob Protector, in this great chappy =) And sorry for not updating for so long. Oh yes, by the way, as I don't know how Members Skills go about, I just write them my own way. So sorry about that.
"I wonder where should we train?" Jay muttered, examining the surroundings. "Um... train?" I asked, but Jay was too busy to even answer.
Suddenly, a drunk man flung a beer glass at us. Jay and I ducked, and the beer glass whizzed past our heads. The drunk man burst out laughing, only to be silenced when one of Jay's arrows plunged deep into his hip. Collapsing in pain, he pulled out the arrow and drew a Mithril Longsword and a Mithril Sq Shield, before standing up and coming towards us. I drew my Bronze Sword and Wooden Shield in turn. Before our swords could clang against each other, a girl who looked about at least three years older than me stepped forward and attacked the drunk man with an Adamant Scmitar.
The newcomer was wearing an Adamant Platebody and Adamant Plateskirt, and she also had a yellow cape on her back. She didn't have any helmets or hats. With a swift move, the newcomer plunged her scimitar into the drunk man's chest. Moaning in pain, the man fell and in his place stood a few coins, bones and about eleven Bronze Arrows. Our saviour ignored the arrows and claimed the coins and bones. With a pounce, Jay landed on the Bronze Arrows and took them with a grin.
"Hey there, I'm Queenzezi, the Noob Protector in this areas," she grinned. I was grateful, but Jay arched an eyebrow. "You're calling us noobs?"
"Oh, no, of course not," Queenzezi said. "Anyway, I'll show you where to train at this level." Queenzezi lead us across a bridge and to a barn where chickens were pecking away furiously. About three people were in the barn, killing the chickens. A second after they died, more chickens appeared. Respawn, as Queenzezi had described.
"You guys should train there. The chickens can't damage you. And besides, the feathers they drop can be sold for a good price at the Grand Exchange," Queenzezi said. "Huh, what? Grand Exchange?" I murmured, clueless. Well, a noob is clueless about everything.
"Let's just kill something already!" Jay released an arrow and the arrow shot like a rocket and struck a chicken who was taken aback. Before the chicken could find out who it's attacker was, Jay had already kill it. Just then, sparks flew all around him. Jay had rose to Range Level 3 and to Combat Level 4! He jumped over the fence and grabbed his takings the chicken had drop. Some raw chicken and feathers. He ignored the bones.
Queenzezi opened the gate as I jumped over. I went for the nearest chicken and gave the chicken a huge slash. Blood spurt out of the chicken, and I raised my sword and dealt the final blow. The chicken disappeared and in it's place stood feathers, raw chicken and bones. I claimed my takings, but ignored the bones too, which were kind of bloody.
"Hey! Leave my chickens alone!" yelled a hard voice. A farmer had arrived and was yelling furiously at us. "Hands off my chickens!"
Ignoring him, I slayed another chicken and grabbed my loot. Roaring, the farmer took his rake and swung it at me. Shouting, I raised my shield to block his attack and tried to land some damage on him, but he was fast, and dodged my attacks. Sneering, he raised his rake and slashed it at my chest. I fell back in pain. Suddenly, the farmer collapsed. Queenzezi was behind him, and she had plunged her weapon into his back. "Phew!" I said, as I backed away slowly. The farmer still had some health in him. "You want a fight, pal?" the farmer roared with rage, and attacked Queenzezi with his rake.
As he was attacking her, I grabbed hold of my Bronze Sword and stabbed him in his buttocks. The farmer roared with pain and anger, and vanished. A few coins, bones and a rake stood there. Queenzezi gestured for me to take them. I nodded and claimed the farmer's drops.
After an hour of killing chickens, I had rose to Combat Level 5 with Attack Level 3. Jay had rose to Combat Level 6 with Range Level 5. Jay decided to try his hand at killing cows, and Queenzezi followed. I was left alone in the chicken coop. Suddenly, the same farmer who had died just now stomped towards me. I guessed he had respawned. Taking a step back, I brandished my Bronze Sword.
"You!" the farmer said with his hard voice. "You killed me just now didn't you? But I know a way you can make amends!" the farmer pulled me towards him. "Are you sending me on a quest?" I asked, and the farmer looked like he was lost in thought, before he nodded. "Yeah. Anyway, call me Farmer Nick. There's another farmer that grows crops just beside this chicken coop called Farmer Gray. I want you to pull out all his crops and kill him, will ya? Don't worry, he's only Level 4. If you can do that, I'll give you 1000 feathers that you can sell or use for fly-fishing, and 500gp. Also, I'll let you kill my chickens without harming you. Deal?"
"Okay, but why do you want to... um... make a mess of him?" I asked, and Farmer Nick sneered. "Because he is my rival, boy! We grow crops and we compete against each other to make big bucks. Sometimes, he even comes here and kills my chickens and try to attack me too! However, he is no match for me! The only problem is, he has Level 20 adventurers acting as his bodyguards twenty-four hours a day, two hours for 500gp, so I daren't go near. But I believe you can sneak past them, or at least knock them out. Well, be careful!" and with that, Farmer Nick sent me on my way.
(A/N) I know it was short, but I'm getting kind of lazy. Oh yes, and I mentioned that Guthix was the God of Peace in Chapter 7, but it was actually God of Balance. I'm truly sorry.
