The next thing Jesyca knew, she was falling, as if she were falling down a hole. She did a series of very cool acrobatic flips, then landed at the bottom. She was standing in a circular room with a tile floor that was a very kawaii shade of pink. Before her, there was a hallway.
"What world has the star shard brought me to this time?" Jesyca wondered aloud. She then proceeded down the hallway, ever ready to combat the Heartless that she absolutely knew were lurking nearby.
She walked through the door at the end of the hall. Afterwards, she found herself in a room with a fireplace, a table and chairs, and so on. At the end of the room, there was a very tiny door. Even though Jesyca was super skinny, there was no way she could fit through it, plus she was too tall.
"Hmmm… I wonder what I must do to proceed?" she pondered out loud to herself in her beautiful voice.
"Ugh, you woke me up," sighed a voice.
"Nani? Who said that?" inquisitively inquired Jesyca.
"I did," replied the voice.
Jesyca looked down and saw that she was talking to, of all things, a doorknob.
"OMG, I am so tired," said the doorknob. "Drink from the bottle on the table." He then went back to sleep.
"Ok, Object-That-Is-Not-Supposed-To-Talk-san, I'll drink the random liquid that you instruct me to!" said Jesyca as she walked to the table and picked up the bottle. She opened it and drank from it, and it tasted just like ramen! All of a sudden, Jesyca shrank.
"Now I can fit through the door!" she cheerfully exclaimed. She tried to open it, but the doorknob wouldn't wake up and let her through. Instead, she used her expert investigative skills to find another exit behind a now-gigantic bed, and she went through it.
She passed through a hedge maze and a garden filled with roses, both red and white. Any normal person would have gotten lost in there, but not Jesyca! She found her way through those mazes with no trouble at all!
After awhile, she saw a clearing. There were card soldiers guarding an entryway into something. Jesyca approached them. Even though they were, you know, anthropomorphic freaking cards, Jesyca wasn't weirded out in the slightest.
"Hajimemashite," Jesyca greeted them. "My name is Jesyca Shouhu Erika Manuke. What is it that you are guarding?"
"This is the castle of the Queen of Hearts!" the card soldiers replied. "No intruders are allowed!"
"Aw, but what about me?" Jesyca asked. "I'm very cool and special, and I think you should let me through."
"Well, ok," replied the cards, as unlikely as that was. "You can go on through." They then moved out of Jesyca's way.
Jesyca entered the castle. The Queen of Hearts was sitting in a judge's chair, and was surrounded by card soldiers. Off to her side was a small, white rabbit. On the stand was a girl, who wasn't anywhere near as pretty as Jesyca, with blonde hair in a blue and white dress.
"Why am I on trial?" the girl asked the Queen of Hearts. "I haven't done anything!"
"Quiet, you ignorant fool," ordered the Queen of Hearts. "I know that you are the one, Alice, who tried to steal my memories!"
"What? Why would I steal your memories?" asked Alice.
"Hmm, looks like she's in trouble," said a voice behind Jesyca.
Jesyca turned around to see who was talking to her. It was a pink and purple striped cat with an enormous smile.
"Who are you?" Jesyca asked.
"I'm the Cheshire Cat," replied the cat.
"Oh, ok," replied Jesyca. "So, neko-san, tell me, what is going on here?" (A/N: neko is Japanese for cat! ^_^)
"The Queen of hearts believes that Alice tried to steal her memory, because the author of this totally cool story is too much of an uncreative dumbass to think of a unique scenario for this world," replied the Cheshire Cat.
"I see," replied Jesyca. "Well, I am supposed to be looking for the Heartless, and I have nothing to do with her, but I guess I'll try to help her to emphasize my incredibly strong sense of justice."
"Ok," replied the severely out-of-character Cheshire Cat. "I'll join your party and help you."
Jesyca and the Cheshire Cat walked forward.
"Who are you?" demanded the Queen of Hearts when she saw Jesyca. "I demand to know, you simpleton of a fool!"
"My name is Jesyca Shouhu Erika Manuke," replied Jesyca. "I think Alice is innocent, and that you should let her go."
"Silence, you ignorant moron,' said the Queen of Hearts. "Although you have no evidence whatsoever, I shall let Alice go. However… OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
All of a sudden, the card soldiers began attacking!
"Neko-san! Get Alice out of here!" Jesyca ordered the Cheshire Cat as she summoned her Keyblade.
"Ok Jesyca! I'm on it!" cheerfully replied the Cheshire Cat. He disappeared, and reappeared next to Alice. Then he grabbed her and disappeared again, taking her with him.
"You should know better than to mess with me!" exclaimed Jesyca as she began attacking the card soldiers with her Keyblade. They all tried to fight Jesyca, but she continued to expertly block each and every one of their attacks as she continued to strike them with her Keyblade.
All of a sudden, the Cheshire Cat reappeared. He had taken Alice somewhere safe, so now he could join in the fight. He was pretty good with magic, though nowhere near as good as Jesyca, so he could definitely help stop those card soldiers.
"Watera!" yelled Jesyca as she casted a Watera spell on a group of card soldiers, causing a large geyser to erupt from beneath them. She then finished off this group of card soldiers with a vicious combo of hits from her Keyblade.
The Cheshire Cat casted several Blizzard spells, freezing several card soldiers, which made it even easier for Jesyca to defeat them with her Keyblade.
"You ignorant dunces!" yelled the Queen of Hearts. "Stop them this instant! I, the Queen of Hearts, order you to do so, you moronic simpletons!"
After the card soldiers were defeated, Jesyca used Strike Raid on the Queen of Hearts by throwing her Keyblade at her like a boomerang.
"Ugh!" yelled the Queen of Hearts.
Just then, the Cheshire Cat took off his head and threw it at the Queen of Hearts. It exploded like a bomb, knocking her out. (A/N: She was still alive though. Isn't it great how I can use an author's note to say that instead of writing it? LOL!) Then his head reappeared on his shoulders.
"Let's go," said the Cheshire Cat.
"Ok," replied Jesyca.
The two of them then ran off into the Lotus Forest.
