On to Chapter 8! It's Lee!

Hakoro-and-Tsukiko101225 does not own Naruto or the characters. (Triple darn.)

P.S. I'm sorry to say that Shikamaru is not with us today. We kinda didn't know that trap door led to a pit of cobras…………….yeah. I apologize to all Shikamaru fangirls.

Up next was Rock Lee. MV made sure to think up of really good insults for Lee; he knew this guy was weird enough already. When Lee came in through the door, MV vision was practically blinded by green. 'Jesus Christ!' MV thought. 'I thought a 5-foot stalk of celery came through the door!'

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars."

"Who is there?"

"Lee…….He plays Larry the Cucumber in Veggie Tales."

"Although I do not impersonate Larry the Cucumber, I must say Veggie Tales is the most youthful program for youthful people such as myself! I watch the videos all the time!"

"Umm……..Dude, you do know that Veggie Tales is only for certain religions, right?"

"It is?"

"Lee……..his ultimate goal is to cut off Justin Timberlake's head and put it in a jar."

"Absolutely not! My goal is to become an excellent ninja even if I don't know ninjutsu or genjutsu………Well at least it was until Gaara crushed my arm and leg."


(at Gaara's house)

"Why am I mentioned in almost every fuckin' chapter of this fanfic?"

(back at the KYS room)


"Lee……..is Gai-sensei's evil clone."

"I'm afraid you are mistaken. I'm Gai-sensei's pupil and we just look alike."

"Suuure. Lee……..tried to kill Sakura in Naruto episode 837!"

"HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I PROTECT SAKURA WITH MY LIFE! And besides, the show has nowhere near that many episodes."

"Well, it might as well since they keep making so much." (A/N: By the way, can someone review me on just how many Naruto episodes there actually are? I'm thinkin' somewhere around 230. Correct me if I'm wrong.)

"Lee……….was born from a pickle."

"No I wasn't."

"Then explain why you're so darn green."

"That's just my outfit."

"Excuses, excuses, excuses. Lee…………his ultimate goal is to cut off Justin Timberlake's—"

"Umm, excuse me. You already used that one."

"…….Oh yeah. Sorry, the authoress is running out of ideas. Lee………His eyebrows actually ARE caterpillars."

"WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?! THEY'RE JUST REALLY BUSHY, THAT'S ALL! LIKE I WOULD REALLY JUST RANDOMLY GRAB SOME CATERPILLARS AND PUT THEM ON MY FACE!"

"Woah, he admits it. Let's give him a round of applause for being such a good sport!"

"Just what is your purpose in trying spreading lies to annoy me?!"

"If you haven't noticed already in the last 7 chapters, my purpose IS to annoy you."

"And you get paid for this?"

"Can we please stop talking about my job and finish this thing?"

"Fine."

"Lee………….has ADHD."

"I do not!………….What's ADHD?"

MV almost fell over from…..wherever he is.

"Are you kidding me? Next you'll be tellin' me that you don't know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is."

"……………………………" (A/N: Did you know that was a real word? It's a type of lung disease.)

"Lee……….stole Shino's glasses."

"I would never do something so horrible as stealing. Even though it would be tempting to try to see his eyes."

"I already know what they look like. And so does the authoress of this fanfic."

"Fanfic? What are you talking about?"

'Why is it that Gaara only knows that this is a fanfiction?' MV thought. 'But anyway, I think it's time to wrap things up.'

"Now you know Lee. The evil clone of Gai-sensei who plays Larry the Cucumber and whose eyebrows are caterpillars."

"I find this very offensive. I shall report this right away."

"Kid, you ain't reportin' shit." MV activated the trap door once again. Luckily, Lee hopped off the chair just in time.

"Sir, you do remember that there are snakes down there, right?"

"………Oh yeah I forgot. Sorry about that, kid.


That sucked balls. Personally, I think Rock Lee is adorable so it kinda pained me to write this chapter. '

Anyway, I hope you're not too mad at me for what happened to Shikamaru. The KYS company is currently paying for the damage. I'm sure we all agree that we shouldn't use that trap door any longer for this story.

Up next is……..either Ino or Kiba or Kankuro. I'm gonna leave you guys guessing. Ha ha.