annyeonghaseyo China,

It is nice to see you opening up to people. It's me Jejudo, you know South Korea's little sister. I sure you don't remember me . . .

But I like to talk to you either way. Big brother has been on a sugar addiction lately and no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to hide the sweets. Is there a sweet snack that recommend that won't destroy my big brother's health?

I'll be expecting a reply.

-Jejudo


Aiyah, what is with all the Koreans sending letters to me? (At least it wasn't South Korea, thank goodness for that, aru)


Dear Jejudo,

South Korea's been on a sugar addiction? (No wonder he always tugs on my sleeve begging for red bean paste.) Get rid of all the sweets you have. Now. Or else he will tear down your house looking for them.

All sweets are bad for teeth aru! I recommend that you give him some fruit aru, they're naturally sweet and healthy. Perhaps a durian fruit?

Please do not show this letter to South Korea.

Sincerely,

China


Chinese people suck at making sweet food-I mean, all we have are moon cakes and food with red bean paste. But yeah, China enjoys eating a lot of fruit, particularly durians. They're…sort of an acquired taste because the smell leaves England's food something to be desired. Lol, just kidding. I'm rambling on, so I'll stop.

Jejudo written by EliteKessu

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