Hello all! Welcome to yet another chapter of Avengers and Pranks! I looked through the reviews, and this was suggested:
Prank idea! Cover everything in either bubble wrap, flood the helicarrier in bubbles, or flood it in those plastic balls. I think the last one would be good for th small ball jokes.
I agree! So thats whats going on! A Very Avengers Day Out is also being updated besides this!
Enjoy!
If you dont have deviantart or email, for the contest mentioned in Avengers and Videogames 31, create a deviantart account or email- doesnt take long, honest! Again, entries are allowed until midday on the 21st of April!
I also made a Facebook page for you to submit your entries! Cover photo is m&ms tubes. Profile pic is same as it is on here.
Name is: Melting Angels.
Duh.
Heres a link: pages/Melting-Angels/211613798853204?ref=hl
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So, this time, Fury gets Loki'd.
Because he's MOTHAFUCKING NICK MOTHAFUCKING FURY! xD
I will now be replying to all reviews individually, because I should've before, and I feel bad xD
A Very Avengers Day Out will be updated this Friday!
Fury heaved a sigh of relief when he awoke in his normal pyjamas. Ninja Turtle pyjamas. His secret. He slowly got up, but something popped as his feet touched the floor. Groaning, Fury looked down. The entire floor was covered in fucking bubble wrap! He cursed Loki and Clint, but got up, making his way over to the door. Pulling on a black dressing gown, he marched to his bedroom door, and flung it open.
Only to be swept over by a wave of multicoloured plastic balls.
"The hell?" Fury gaped as he surfaced, now shoulder-deep in the plastic spheres.
"FUCK MY LIFE!" he heard a newbie agent say as he was swept past by another wave of plastic balls.
He swam out, noting that there was a water flood as well as the plastic balls. Fury swam rapidly down the hallway to the rooms of the other Avengers. Not finding them there, he went to the huge training room, swearing as he was swept along. When he reached there, he saw a wave machine had started, and whilst most of the Avengers were severely pissed off, Loki and Clint were surfing like dudes, laughing and fooling around.
"YOU FUCKERS! THE HELL'S UP WITH ALL THESE BALLS ON MY SHIP?" Fury roared.
"Steve needed some anyway." Clint shrugged.
"So we decided to help him." Loki grinned.
"YOU SHITHEADS!" Steve bellowed, but was swept under another wave of plastic balls.
"OH HELL NAW!" Fury shouted as he fought against the many multicoloured balls.
"BALLS!" Thor cried. "BALLS EVERYWHERE!"
"That's what she said!" Loki grinned.
"She definately wasn't with Steve then." Clint laughed as Fury struggled against the waves of rainbow balls.
"No sir." Loki agreed.
"Tell us another joke, Loki." Tony and Bruce called, catching on.
"Certainly." Loki sat down on his surfboard, wearing a stitch waterproof onesie. "A man took his new suit to Mario the Tailor and asked him to alter it. When Mario asked why it need his attention the man replied that his new suit was like a cheap hotel.
Everyone except Steve and Fury squirmed in anticipation for the trickster's new joke.
"Puzzled, Mario asked why, the man replied the suit was like a cheap hotel because it had no ball room." Loki finished with a mischievious grin.
"OH FUCKING HELL THAT'S GENIUS!" Fury laughed uproariously.
"Its all about balls." Steve sighed.
"No. You don't have any, so its not." Tony grinned.
"Brother, that joke was highly amusing!" Thor guffawed. "ANOTHER!"
Fury screamed as the balls all turned bright pink, and glittery, covering the director in the shimmering stuff.
Loki cleared his throat once more. Clint started, though.
"Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch." Clint shrugged.
"I see. I finally understand why Steven rubs his eyes when he awakens. For the poor captain has no balls." Thor looked immensely pleased.
"YOU MOTHER-" Steve started.
He was interrupted, rather rudely, by a wave of nyan cats.
"YOU MOTHERFU-"
