Chapter 8: More Fanservice!

"Could we stop following random people we just met" asked a really pissed Bakura after scraping the fan girls off him and returning with the others.

"STOP ARGUING AND FOLLOW THE STORYLINE" ordered the all-knowing, omnipotent Writing Staff.

"But we are following fish people. FISH PEOPLE!"

"Shut up Chunk"

"Yeah man you are ruining the mood...hey when the hell did Tristan's Original Voice get here?!" said Atemu.

"...I'm surrounded by wankers"

"Typical, that damn voice has come back" screams Atemu.

"Well at least it isn't..."Knuckles starts.

"Isn't who?" Sonic interjects.

"Never mind. Hey look a Warp Pipe! Lets go down it to progress the story some more"

"Word that"

5 minutes and another Spiderman sequel later

"We seem to be on Mobius" says Knuckles.

"How do you figure?"

"Cause there's a grown man playing with toys over there and all the floating platforms have squares on them"

Atemu looked at Bakura with a look that simply screamed : what-in-the-name-of-Ra-are-we-doing-here?

"Its Dan Green's fault... its always Dan green's fault. he always ruins everything... even our show," Bakura hissed to no one in particular, though he was answering Atemu's questioning look.

"Dan green isn't a bad person!" Knuckles defended. A fight was about to break out and all anyone could do was crowd around in a circle and pass the popcorn.

"You're gonna pay for making fun of my voice!" knuckles tempted.

"Oh I'm so afraid of a little armadillo!" Bakura taunted dryly.

"Kill him Bakura! Him and his Dan green friend."

'As long as Dan Green's voice stays out of this, this shouldn't get too bloody,' Shadow mumbled lowly

"ANYWAY…" said Atemu, to greet jeers of popcorn being thrown at him, "we have to figure out why we are here" he said while kicking Sonic on some sharp polygons.

"It is obvious, we have to find the Chaos Emeralds" said Sonic.

"Alright how the do you do that?"

"You put in up, down, left, right, A, B and C"

"NO! I meant the constant coming back!"

"Oh that! I'm just too damn fast to die!"

BANG CRASH WALLOP "GET THE CHAINS!" TINKLE

"Get away from that, you porcupine," they all cheered leaving Sonic dangling above a waterfall tied up with some chains. a chorus of little birdies decided to swirl around sonic's remains to make him very dizzy so he would fall asleep while dangling.

"How the hell does the blood not rush to his brain when he's upside down?" Atemu looked back at the dizzy little blue powder puff.

"He has a brain? I though he just had fuzz…" Bakura blinked.

"Enough! We have to get the emeralds and get out of this place before the writing staff adds in more characters!!!" Shadow and Knuckles pulled the Egyptians that were easily twice their size, back to the rest of the group.

"Yes," Sheik appeared from nowhere, wearing a strange smirk. "You wouldn't want to upset the writing staff now would you?"

A look of sheer terror was drawn on all their faces.

Written by Leonhart321, xellos88 and Egyptianeye