'No,' Grimmjow said firmly and turned away from Yoruichi to go to his room. She started forward desperately.
'But Grimmjow-!' she protested and he quickly turned around sharply, making her stop in her tracks.
'I am not going to do anything with another man,' he hissed and glared at Shiro who was behind her. 'I told Shiro I wouldn't and I'm telling you the same thing!'
This was all his fault! If Shiro hadn't gone up and said yes to Yoruichi Grimmjow wouldn't be standing here looking like the bad guy. But then again, he had agreed to being gay in the first place so he should have seen this coming. Still, he had freedom of choice and he would rather do something with Shiro and with another guy! Wait, did he just think that? What the-!
'Grimm, please don't do this to me right now,' Yoruichi said quietly. His heart twanged painfully to see her like this but he had his dignity. 'My boss is going to show up any minute and Shiro promised-!'
'Yeah, Shiro promised! I didn't!' Grimmjow pointed out and Shiro glared at him now. Oh, so now this was his fault!
Grimmjow gave him a sorry look. It was high time Shiro looked a villain. Yoruichi glanced from Grimmjow to Shiro as the two glared at each other. Then, she stomped up to Shiro and he jumped back in surprise as she raised a hand and pointed right in his face with a dangerous look in her eyes.
'You!' she said haughtily and wagged her finger in his face. 'You promised me and you are going to stick to your promise! When K arrives you better be ready!'
With one last glare at Grimmjow she stomped out of the room. Shiro looked at her retreating back in bewilderment. What the hell? So he had to do all of this alone! Where was the love?
He swiveled around to glare bloody murder at Grimmjow. The bluenette put his hands on his waist and raised his eyebrows.
'Good luck, pasty,' he remarked.
'Yeah?' Shiro said sarcastically, his body tensing. He wasn't going to let Grimmjow get away with this. Fortunately, Grimmjow could sense the tension in the air.
'Yeah,' Grimmjow jeered. At that moment, Shiro lunged forward and Grimmjow scrambled out of the room. He wasn't going to stick around to be turned into tonight's meal!
DING DONG!
Yoruichi fluffed a few pillows on the couch, her heart racing as the doorbell rang. It was show time. She skidded in front of the front doors and paused for a minute to arrange her hair about her face and fix her short coral hued sleeveless dress that had a thin matching belt strapped just below her bust. She then put on a charming smile and opened the two doors to reveal a patiently waiting K dressed, as usual, in a loud outfit consisting of a lime button up shirt, a rainbow cravat and a grey striped suit to match. He also held a little gift bag which was dangling from his hand as he rested his elbow on his waist.
'K darling,' she gushed and leaned forward for their usual greeting. 'So glad you could come!'
'Yoruichi darling,' he said in a bored voice and did likewise. Once they air-kissed each other's cheeks he handed her the bag and she looked at it in confusion. 'It's a candle.'
'Oh!' she said as he glided past her into the house and started inspecting it. She rushed to his side. 'Thank you! I needed one so badly!'
'Uh huh,' he said distractedly and looked about the living room. 'Nice place.'
'Really? You like it? Thank you so much I-!'
'AHHH!' K shrieked and jumped away from Yoruichi. Bewildered, Yoruichi looked behind her and saw Rangiku standing there all startled. The voluptuous woman checked her outfit in case something on it had scared her but there was nothing wrong with her neon green outfit except for the fact that why was she wearing it in the first place. Once over his shock, K leaned in close to Yoruichi.
'Darling, your housemaid is a fashion disaster,' he murmured in pity. Yoruichi's eyes widened in realization. 'Get rid of her!'
'Wait! No, no, no! K, K, K!' she tried to explain but he was already waving his hand in Rangiku's direction like she was some irritating fly.
'Excuse me, you're fired!' he said to Rangiku who gave him a confused look. 'You can leave! Go on! Out, out, out!'
'K, this is my aunt!' Yoruichi said weakly as she gestured to Rangiku and K stopped ranting to glance at Rangiku and then back at Yoruichi. Rangiku smiled a little.
'Oh, I'm so sorry,' K apologized. 'I didn't mean to offend!'
'None taken,' Rangiku said briskly and opened her mouth to talk but Yoruichi shoved the candle into her hand and pushed her towards the kitchen.
'I think I heard the microwave, Rangiku! Why don't you go check? I think dinner is ready,' she said sweetly and pushed the woman out of the room. She didn't want any more mishaps or she might as well kiss her new promotion goodbye.
'What did you want me to do?' K huffed in irritation once Rangiku was out of the room. 'I mean look at the way she was dressed!'
'No, no, no, it's okay!' Yoruichi reassured. 'Don't worry!'
'Absolutely not my fault!' K said huffily and crossed his arms like a spoilt child. Yoruichi rolled her eyes. She knew her boss would never admit to being wrong. Especially about fashion!
She noticed how K suddenly became alert and his eyes were sparkling mischievously. She followed his gaze and saw Shiro leaning against the doorframe of one of the rooms. She had to admit he had dressed up nicely in black skinnies and a grey v-necked sweater on top plus a silver horseshoe necklace. The albino's eyes travelled up her boss's figure and he smirked flirtatiously.
'Nice work, Shiro,' she thought, impressed and glanced to her side to find that K was already making his way towards Shiro. She scrambled forward and stood on the side as the two were now face to face and simply checking each other out. Well, K was.
'Um, Shiro! This is K. K, Shiro,' Yoruichi introduced them as she gestured with her hands. Their eyes lingered on her for a minute before going back to each other, making sure not to lose eye contact. The art of seduction was all about eye contact and if that was broken, then the heated tension in the air was gone and the game was over.
K delicately extended a hand to shake Shiro's. The albino, who had his thumbs hooked in his jean's back belt loops, glanced at the hand before grasping it in his. K's eyes rolled at the strong grip of the man's. The guy had such firm yet soft hands. He couldn't wait to have those exploring his body. He grinned as he placed his other hand over Shiro's. Meanwhile, Shiro was holding in the urge not to laugh and at the same time not to be sickened by his own behavior.
'Yoruichi owes me big time,' he thought sardonically but kept his characteristic smirk plastered across his face.
'Yoruichi,' he murmured. 'You didn't tell me that your boss was…this hot.'
K couldn't help smirking at the albino's casual attempt to flirt. He pulled the man closer and, to his delight, the albino gladly drew nearer. Shiro leaned forward.
'I like…hot,' he whispered in his ear. K stifled a groan. If this man didn't stop now he was going to ride him right here and now and not care who was watching.
Yoruichi coughed. Not that she didn't like Shiro trying to help her but maybe he was trying too hard. And besides, she still needed to convince K to give her the head position. Shiro took the hint.
'One moment,' Shiro said sweetly and giving Yoruichi a 'Are you happy?' look, he walked out of the room. He didn't like the way K was looking at him anyways. Like he was undressing the albino with his eyes. Shiro shivered. Creepy…
The minute Shiro walked out, Grimmjow happened to walk out of his room. He glanced up and froze. Oh shit, he should've known he would be here. He forced a smile on his face. He isn't going to kiss this guy's ass but that didn't mean he had to be rude. K, on the other hand, was hoping for more than just a formal greeting.
'Oh! Grimmjow!' Yoruichi cried out, panicking as she remembered what he had said just recently. She respected his decision but she didn't want to do anything to upset her boss either. She just hoped Grimmjow would understand. 'This is K! K, meet Grimmjow!'
'Grimmjow darling!' K drawled as he glided forward to hug Grimmjow. He took one glance at that body under that skin tight elbow length sleeved black shirt and knew he wanted nothing more but to hold it against himself. Grimmjow was so buff it was practically sinful for him to be out in public looking like that!
Grimmjow, however, wasn't exactly thinking along those lines. He didn't like the perverted look in that man's eyes. In fact, it was damn creepy. He quickly grasped K's hand and shook it, keeping his distance from the man whose smile lessened at Grimmjow's action. That would not do. Perhaps he didn't know what K really wanted from him.
Smirking again, K tightened his grip on Grimmjow's hand, making the bluenette's eyes widen but then narrow as he pulled his hand away and then dragged a startled Yoruichi in front of him for protection. Yoruichi just smiled helplessly at K. She shouldn't have hoped so much for Grimmjow to behave.
DING DONG!
The doorbell rang for the second time that day. All three glanced at the door in confusion.
'Why don't you go get the door, Yoruichi?' K suggested as his eyes never left Grimmjow and he winked at the bluenette. Grimmjow grimaced.
'I'll get it,' he said hastily and slipped away to reach the door, breathing a sigh of relief to escape that horrendous scenario. If Yoruichi had left him there with that sicko…
'He'll get it! Shall we sit?' Yoruichi explained but K was too busy staring at Grimmjow's ass to notice what she was saying.
'Hm? Sure, I'd love to,' he murmured, eyes still glued to that delicious retreating arse, and followed her.
Grimmjow opened the door and suddenly blanched as he saw who it was. It was the guy from the immigration office! Except this time he was dressed in a button up formal off white shirt with straight beige pants and a brown buckled belt. He grinned widely when he saw Grimmjow.
'Well, hello,' he purred. 'I'm Shinji! From the immigration office!'
Grimmjow continued to look confused. Just what the hell was he doing here?
'Didn't you get the letter?' Shinji continued as he tilted his head to one side. 'They were going to send someone to come by for a surprise inspection!'
The way he said 'surprise inspection' was like he was explaining a rainbow to a child with hand gestures to boot. Grimmjow raised an eyebrow.
'Surprise inspection?' he repeated.
'You tend to see a lot of people fake these things, you know,' Shinji sighed and shook his head. 'Pretend to be gay and all!'
Grimmjow's hand tightened on the door but he tried to remain calm even though his heart was beating like a fucking racehorse.
'Really? How desperate!' Grimmjow laughed weakly.
'I know,' Shinji agreed and smirked. 'So I'm here to keep my eye on you!'
As he said that, his eyes wandered up Grimmjow's frame and he winked once they made eye contact again. Grimmjow forced himself to smile even though on the inside he felt like screaming like a little girl.
Shit…
'Yo, Shiro,' Grimmjow said as he walked onto the terrace with Shinji. Yoruichi, Shiro and K were all enjoying a drink, perfectly relaxed and enjoying themselves. Well, not for long. Grimmjow nodded his head to Shinji. 'This is Shinji. From the immigration office.'
He expected Shiro to actually freak out even more, being the dramaqueen he was. Instead, the albino's eyes dilated slightly and Grimmjow saw the panic threatening to rise on his face. This was his cue.
'Can I talk to you for minute?' Grimmjow said casually. As much as he enjoyed watching the albino squirm he was in this mess too so he'll save the torture for later when they were clear.
Once they were in Shiro's room, then their real emotions came out.
'Shit!' Grimmjow hissed and clutched his hair as he walked around the room. 'Now what are we going to do?'
'Well, here's an idea: why don't you let him do the doing to you! Maybe then he'll forget about mentioning us to the office!' Shiro said sarcastically. Grimmjow stopped circling the room and marched up to the albino.
'This isn't funny!' he snarled.
'Well, do I look like I'm laughing?' Shiro said hysterically. He was fucking panicking as much as Grimmjow was! And on top of that, he was trying to please Yoruichi's boss without having to dread a 'special treat' at the end of this night! However, losing his cool wasn't going to solve anything so he might as well handle this with a level head. 'Why is he here anyway?'
'He's here to check whether we're actually gay or pretending to be,' Grimmjow explained, calming down from his panic attack as well. Shiro furrowed his brow in thought before finally nodding.
'Okay, there's only one thing we can do,' he said solemnly. Grimmjow looked at him eagerly. 'Think like a girl.'
'What?' Grimmjow said in confusion.
'As in,' Shiro said in exasperation. 'Talk to him about his shoes, his hair, his clothes…you know? Girl stuff! Look, think like a woman! Feel like a man! Think like a woman! Feel like a man!'
'Like a man, got it!' Grimmjow nodded but he was still not over his initial freaking out. Shiro groaned.
'No! Think like a man, feel like a-!' he stopped as he realized what he was saying and smacked his forehead. 'Let's just get out there before they suspect something!'
Both rushed back the terrace where everyone was waiting by the pool. Yoruichi raised her eyebrows at them but Shiro just gave her a 'don't worry' glance. Grimmjow, on the other hand, was trying to stand in a, well, in a gayish way as possible with his hand on his cheek and his other hand supporting his elbow. He looked at Shinji's feet.
'I love your shoes!' he gushed sweetly. Shinji smiled a little at him before sipping his drink. Shiro just rolled his eyes. That poor boy had a long way to go.
'Yoruichi told me you two are new in town,' K simmered and eyed Shiro up and down.
'Uh, yeah,' Shiro remarked. 'I, uh, lived in Japan and now I work at Howard Medical Centre.'
'Ooooo,' K awed, his eyes as round as coins as he stalked forward. 'Doctor, doctor!'
'Nurse, nurse,' Shiro corrected in a husky voice and lidded his eyes in a seductive way. K's eyes glimmered.
'Why don't we have a little fun, hm?' he murmured as he sipped his wine but his eyes never left Shiro. Shiro quickly reverted to his usual self.
'Meaning?' he asked though he was too scared to know what K actually meant. Grimmjow got the message and groaned as he smacked his forehead. Shiro had really done it this time. And Grimmjow couldn't even save him on top of that!
'I mean, let's get a room and-!' K began but Yoruichi suddenly jumped in between them. She loved Shiro for doing this for her but she didn't want him to sacrifice his relationship with Grimmjow for her!
'Oh, why don't we put on some music and dance!' she cried out rather too cheerfully though K didn't take notice. His face split into a new grin as he clapped his hands in delight.
'I don't mind! I love dirty dancing!' he said gleefully and scurried into the apartment. Grimmjow and Shiro looked at each other in horror.
'Fuck,' they both whispered.
Yoruichi pressed a button and 'Part Rock Anthem' suddenly began to play.
Party rockers in the houuusee tonight! We just wanna see you have a good time! And we're all going to looossee our minds! We just wanna see you…SHAKE THAT
As the beat began to pump loudly through the speakers, K grabbed Shiro, turned him around and began to grind him. Shiro gave Grimmjow a helpless stare but Grimmjow just shrugged his shoulders as he glanced at Shinji who was tapping his foot to the beat.
Suddenly, Shinji pulled Grimmjow forward and twirled him around before dipping him back. Once Grimmjow got his bearings back he stared as Shinji did a complicated dance move and then pointed at Grimmjow so he can crook it at him like he is beckoning Grimmjow. Grimmjow winced. Forget about saving Shiro, he was in deeper shit! And worse, he couldn't reject otherwise the inspector might think he was pretending to be gay. And he didn't want that to happen!
Yoruichi smiled at the two 'happy' dancing couples as she and Rangiku stood by just bobbing their heads to the beat. Rangiku nudged Yoruichi who then nodded at her before the two joined the rest in dancing. So far, everything was going smoothly. If all went well, she would be head of U magazine in no time! Nothing could go wrong now!
DING DONG!
Damn, did everyone want to come to dinner today? Yoruichi danced her way to the door and opened it to reveal a short woman with white hair up in a bun, very pale skin, amber eyes and a pretty little kimono of blues, pinks and blacks. The woman looked up at her and that was when Yoruichi noticed the suitcase besides her. Yoruichi tilted her head to the side in confusion. Just who was this woman?
As the song finally ended, Shiro was dipped backwards by K and to be honest, he actually enjoyed the crazy dancing. Hey, everyone was allowed to act ridiculous once in a while! He glanced at the door and saw the woman gaping at him in horror and disbelief.
'Who's that?' K said as he noticed her too.
'My mom,' Shiro said casually as he went back to looking at K. Then realization dawned on him and he scrambled back into an upwards position. 'MOM?'
Though he doubted she heard him. She had already fainted. He smacked his forehead. And just when he thought today couldn't get any worse…
Okay there will be A LOT OF MISTAKES HERE but I've been extremely busy with the usual stuff: friends, love life (ugh), family so I apologize for the grammatical and plot mistakes! If there is any let me know but please review! I enjoy sitting down and reading your opinions over and over again cuz they really help to motivate me to write more! Till next time, yo!
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