KisshuLover52: HIYA!!! Sorry I haven't updated in a bazillion years!

Usagi: YOU BETTER BE SORRY!!!

KL52: Don't make be like Mew Minto in the last chapter!

Usagi: I'LL BE GOOD!!!

KL52: Where's my pet?

Kishu: I'm right here master Me Lover.

KL52: Good boy. Now read the disclaimer.

Kisshu: NOBODY ON THIS SET OWNS TMM!!! Except me.

KL52: What was that?

Kishu: NOTHING

Chapter 8: Tales of Nothingness… and Mew Minto's Anger Issues;

"Welcome back Ichigo!" Mint yelled in delight.

"Mint thought that you were kidnapped by the mailman at first." Lettuce stated.

"The mailman stabbed Masaya." Ichigo said.

"HAH!!! I KNEW WE COULDN'T TRUST HIM!!!" Mint yelled.

"Dork."

"Shut up Ichigo!"

"Ribon Wo Masunde Wareta Mitara…" Zakuro was singing along with her iPod.

"Does she even have a life?" Berry asked.

"No"

"Just 'cause I'm listening to my iPod doesn't mean I can't hear you." Zakuro said angrily.

~Meanwhile, at the aliens ship~

"DAMNIT!!!" Kisshu screamed in anger.

"You know, screaming about the old hag isn't going to bring her back." Taruto informed him.

"What did you call Ichigo?"

"Um… did I say old hag? I meant…um..." Taruto tried to think. 'Old hag, old rag, road gag, told sag, mold bag, hold tag… I got nothing'

"Taruto don't waste your think tank. It's low enough on think as it is." Pai retorted.

"ACHOO!!!" Kisshu sneezed.

"Don't bless you." Pai said.

"Bastard" Kisshu replied.

"LET'S PLAY GO FISH!!!" A young voice yelled.

Taruto turned in horror to face an eager Pudding Fong. "WTF!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!"

"I want to play Go Fish." Pudding replied simply.

"GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!" Taruto yelled, "BEFORE I HIRE ANOTHER MAIL MAN TO COME KILL YOU!!!"

"DON'T CUSS IN FRONT OF PUDDING!!!" Mint yelled as she walked in.

Pai and Kisshu just looked confused.

"PUDDING GET HECK OUTTA HERE!!!" Mint yelled in enragement.

"Mint-oneesama has anger issues." Pudding cried as she walked out.

"PUDDING'S RIGHT YOU KNOW!!! I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES!!!"

KL52: Yeah that was a horrible ending…At least Mint's going to anger management classes 

Usagi: I guess we'll see you in Mint's Love (I doubt she'll make a sequel to this story)

KL52: Oh shut up. Come my pet! Let's go take a look at some Code Lyoko fanfics because I'm bored now.

Kisshu: Okay.

KL52: Please review, no flames.