Me: Done taking that quiz Japan!

Japan: What did you get?

Me: . . . . innocent uke. Yep, that sounds like me.

Max: ROFL! X'D And onto the reviews!

France: First one is from Lydia, Lilla, and me! :D

Ratchet: -gasp- You actually got kidnapped from her?

France: -nods-

I still havent got the first maximum ride book xD... so to France- I'm doing lovely, except for the fact that spring break is over :(

Lilla: Questions... Do we have any?

Me: possibly, Lilla did you get France yet?

Lilla: As I go get him look at our lovely questions!

Michelle- thanks for repairing the fourth wall :) when does your school end?

America- *Hands pie* you may have been dressed as robin, but Ghost said France was the Robin of Hetalia.

China- can I have a panda too?

Me: thats all!

Lilla: *carrying bloodstained sack* Lydia, I got your laundry! oh and France is following me in.

France: bonjour!

Me: *HUGGLES* well I gotta start my 5 hours of homework now... BYE!

Lilla: see ya

France: Au revoir

Me: You must read the series. I commence you to. Errrrr, -looks on school website- on May 27. It was supposed to be two days earlier, but with that stupid week long of snow we had a few months ago, we gotta make up for all those snow days.

Ratchet: It could be worse. We could be living up in Maine of New York where it snows for most of the winter.

Me: True, but weather's been pretty effffed up here in Georgia for 2 years or so. Last year, we had lotsa floods and some snow.

Max: Stupid weather, and I'm molting! TwT

England: -brushes feathers out of shoulder- Yes, as I can see. -_-

China: -sighs- Fine. -hands over another panda-

America: But I shall be Robin cause I'm the hero! :D Weather's efffed up everywhere. :P

Me: True, so next review is from Ghost.

(washes plates, muttering) stupid blood staining my best plates. at least italy and russia seem to engoy themselve. though i must not use so many flamers, bullys and angery potty-mouthed trollers.

but by the name of my father, the DEVIL, those F***ING FLAMERS, AND THOSE DEVIL DAMMED F***ING BULLYS AND THOSE F***ING A**-H***S WHO DARE USE THE NAME OF ALL EVIL TROLLS IN VAIN DESERVED WHAT THE F***ING WELL DESERVED!

...

(see's camera rolling) ...did you record that?

(camera moves up and down, as in nodding)

... oookkk, let's get started by saying that italy and russia were great guests, and they can come to my secret evil lair whenever they want.

And starfire12590, you cannot be related to the devil, otherwise you would know that there were MANY sibling to the devil, like my sister.

ah, that was a good day.

(insert cheap, c***y flashback montash)

"ok, now that halloween has past, i can stop me worrying about massaacures and that.

my sis (who is tied to a over-sized firework) - help me.

SILANCE! so anyway, just for fun, i've tied my sister to a rocket, and am about to light it.

my sis - i thought it was a firework.

(michelle then slap's her with his haunted herring)

MICHELLE! what are you doing here?

michelle - i love fireworks. plus, you have to because your on my roof.

you own the empire state building?

michelle - yes.

...

aw, well. time for fried family. (light's firework, flying up in the air, blowing up my sis)

me and michelle - THAT WAS AUSOME!

now, michelle, begone. (michelle dissapperes in black fog)

so, i have a truckload of mega fireworks, so...

... my question of the day is, who do you want to be blown up, while tied to a firework?"

ah, yes, that day was definetly one of my best.

anyway, the past is the past, and this is the ...

(doorbell rings) aw hell, who could that be?

(walk's to door, and opens it to see tentical demon sister that was blown up) SIS! YOUR BACK!

sis - BRO!

(sis+bro hug)

so what took you so long?

sis - well, most of my pieces landed in the sea, so my spirit took a while to find them all and put them back togever.

well your here, and that's the main thing. Do you want some tea? or do you want some cola?

sis - cola bro.

ok sis (goes to kicten out of shot) did you meet anyone on your way here?

sis - well, i saw this two young men?

me - sis, chatchit (throws cola can which sis cault) haha you cault cat s***! anyway, what did they look like?

sis - well, the smaller one had light-brown hair and eyes, a inicent look on his face, a smart blue suit on, and was covered in blood. (sigh) im think i luve him.

(scared with fear)n...now, lust, sis, stay carm and don't do what i know you want to do. you just finished your phycatrist meating only 75 years ago for those ... those porn comics and remembered what happened last time when they had to distroy alantis because you created a race of half-demon like that meduca, and that minortor; and i whould't be able to lie to the press like las time.

sis - oh greed, you worry too much. it's only a small crush.

I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME GHOST AND ONLY GHOST! I SPENT YEARS EXCAPING FROM HELL AND I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED WHAT I WAS MEANT TO DO! also, last time you also said it was 'just a crush'. so, you are not allowed to leave this house. Plus, i heard what you did to rage, so you are not allowed to leave the ground floor.

sis - ...FINE! i'll go wash up. (walks away to kitcine) and gre... i mean ghost, the other person asked me to be 'one with mother russia'. what does that mean?

i'll find out. (turn's to camera) so there you go. my sis wants to know what 'being one with mother russia' means.(see's that sis has excaped) oh, devil claw, ITALY! RUN! LUST IS AFTER YOU! GO TO THE FANGIRLS! THE MARY SUES! ANYONE!LUSTIS AFTER YOU!

Romano: . . . . f#$%in' long review is f#$%in' long. XP

Me: -whacks-

America: Nuuuuu! I own the Empire State building! D:

Me: Nooooo! Ghost said I do! Wait a minute. Since I own the building, that means me, Max and Ratchet can go to New York and see the Royal wedding there! :D

Max: I could've flew over there ya know.

Me: Yea but you're molting, and you're not able to carry me and Ratchet over there too. :P

Max: . . . .

Italy: VEEEEEEEEE! D: -hides behind Germany- -waves white flag- Please don't hurt me! TwT

Prussia: Not to worry! The awesome me shall protect you and West!

Germany: -facepalm- Mein Gott.

Korea: Next review, which originated from me, is from Fiona.

lol, can not ask questions the now... tooooo tired... lots of fun on the rides today... tooo much screaming... losing voice...

anyway it was good, lol ...

WHY CANT THERE BE DARES! (pouts)sob sob sob... aw well bye x

Me: Ummm as I explained before on another chapter, I got tired of all the dares getting too sexual and Robin getting tortured and almost killed.

Max: Oh yea. Lolz, poor Robin.

Ratchet: Last one is from Felicia. ^_^

Tori: why am i related to England and Prussia?

me: don know, it sounds like a good idea *holding panda* paaandaaa

Germany: by "take a load off" I mean relax more

Italy: *hugs* up for a game

Japan: *hugs* i'm doin all i can to help

Sealand: TO THE MANGA STORE!

England and Prussia: how does it feel to be parents to my OC?

Germany: . . . . ok?

Italy: Veeeee, yes! :D

Japan: :)

Sealand: :D -goes off with Felicia- Bye jerk England!

Prussia: Is he as awesome as me? XD

England: How the bloody f#$% can two men have a child?

Me: O_o . . . . through the power of fanfiction and imagination, my friend. Reminds me of that saying Saint Fang of Boredom said on her poetry corner once.

My fanfiction, my rules. Screw you.

Max: Yea, you gotta love Saint.

Me: She's the reason why I got the idea to kidnap you (Cause she kidnap Fang) and start writing fanfiction! :D Oh, and I just realised yesterday that one of my best guy buddies, Jackson, is english.

Max: ROFL! I found it funny that no one ever really knew unless he actually told them! So errrrr next chapter will be a bunch of funny moments that happened throught this year, but here's two little moments just for you. :3


~Tuesday, Science class~

Ratchet: -sighs- I'm bored.

Jackson: . . . . hey, did you know I was born in England?

Me: Really? Oh that's so cool! :D

Max: IMPOSSIBLE! You sound and act too American to be english! :P

Jackson: Has it ever ocurred to you that I may have lost my accent throughout the years?

Max: Well, how long have you lived in England?

Jackson: Since I was 5.

Max: . . . . damn.


Ratchet: Well, that explains why Michelle has a mix of Spanish and Southern accent.

Me: That is true.

America: We are in Georgia. :D

Me: Horray for us Georgians! Now onto the next moment!


~Yesterday, Living Room~

Max: Hey Michelle, Ratchet!

Me and Ratchet: What?

Max: Look at this comment on youtube. It's hilarious.

-Actual Comment On Youtube From Some Person-

*opens Anime/Manga Dictionary*

"'Damare'

Definition: Shut up.

Tsundere definition: To secretly be in love with someone, want that someone to throw them to the floor, tear every stitch of their clothing asunder, and have their unrestrained way with said tsundere until they can't see straight, to hell if everyone's watching, but they're too stubborn to admit it, so shut up.

Example: 'Damare!' Arthur snapped at Alfred.'

Synonym: America no baka'

*closes dictionary*

How enlightening...

-Comment Ends-

Me and Ratchet: O_o

Ratchet: . . . . kinky much?

Me: . . . . there's more than one way to say "shutup" in japanese?

Max and Ratchet: -facepalm-


Me: Yea, I fail for not jumping into the pervert train when I read that comment. :P

England: How absurd! I am not kinky! And what the bloody hell is a tsundere?

Japan: -explains-

England: -scoffs- -blushes- I'm not a tsundere.

Me: Well more moments will be shown next chapter, so till' next time readers! :D

R&R! We must prove that Iggy is a tsundere! :3