- The following morning, Monica's Apartment -
*Beep* "Hey Richard… this is Monica Geller. You probably remember me from when I used to run around naked in your paddling pool, haha. Just calling to ask if you wanted to meet up for a coffee sometime? Call me back!" *Beep*
Wow that was nerve-wracking… I hope he doesn't think I'm a complete weirdo… oh God. Stop over thinking Monica. Maybe I should go and see how Joey is…
Monica wandered across the hall to see Chandler on the step, his face in his hands. "Chandler?" Monica exclaimed, extremely concerned for her friend. "Mon? Oh, hi. Just feeling a little lonely." Chandler explained. "Sweetie…" Monica bent down and put her arms around him. Thinking about it… Chandler's not that bad… "Could I come over to yours for a while? Joey's bumming me out." "Of course, I'll put some cookies in the oven right away," Monica winked. "You know just how to cheer me up!" Chandler jested, poking Monica in the ribs.
Monica lead Chandler back into her apartment. I could do a lot worse… she thought. As she bent over to put the cookies in the oven she could feel Chandler's eyes on her bum. Monica's not half bad… sure she can be a little crazy but she's got something good going on… no Chandler. She's your friend. Your best friend. Nothing can happen. Or could it? There's no rules saying you can't!
Monica turned back around and Chandler jumped. "Were you staring at my ass Bing!?" Monica quipped in a mock-angry voice. "No no no, just er admiring those lovely jeans of yours… Geller…" "Because, if you were, I don't mind." Chandler nearly fell off his seat. "Well then," Chandler continued, "I might just… touch it then." Chandler walked over to Monica slowly and caressed her bum. "Mmm Chandler," Monica moaned into his neck. "Mon…" Chandler moaned. They began tearing off eachother's clothes in their urgency. Chandler rubbed Monica's breasts as she began to caress his balls, turning each other on more and more by the second.
They couldn't get to the bedroom in time. Chandler picked up the now naked Monica and laid her down on her pristine sofa. "Well, it's fair enough to say our friendship is now effectively ruined," Chandler joked. "Eh! Weren't that close anyway!" Chandler placed his penis inside Monica, she was dripping wet at this point. "Oh Mon, you're so wet, it's been so long since I've had sex mmm…" "Same ugh you're so big mmm Chandler…"
- At Ross's Apartment -
Rachel was just gazing out of Ross's window when she saw something she wished she could unsee. Was that… Monica and Chandler!? On Monica's couch!? Oh my God… Ross couldn't see this… Chandler is really going for it wow! This is kind of hot… is Chandler really turning me on!?
"Rachel what are you looking at?" Ross questioned from behind her. "OH MY GOD IS THAT MONICA AND CHANDLER!?" Ross screamed. "Ross, honey, calm down I'm sure there's some logical reason for this…" said Rachel as she caressed his chest. "No! No no no no GET OFF MY SISTER!" Ross continued. "They're both consenting adults just let them be… although it is a little weird. Come on forget about this show me some of your moves." Rachel said in a sultry manner. "Fine… oh God Monica having sex is not something I want to know happens."
