Now, our next individual...I really have no idea why I am even putting him here. But, I king of have to. Grandma gave him a sweater so it is official. Ladies and gentlemen...I give you the ferret.

SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY

Parentage: Only son and heir of Mr. Draco Malfoy and Astoria (Greengrass) Malfoy. His parents are actually pretty nice people...too bad their son is annoying.

Description: Typical Malfoy grey eyes and blond platinum hair. Unlike what my dad tells me that Mr. Malfoy used to look like when they were young, little Malfoy never sleeked his hair all back. Scorp wears his hair shabby like and tussled. The whole "I just woke up and didn't bother grooming my hair" suits him well...did I really say that? Ignore that. He wears the bloody Malfoy/Slytherin smirk all the time. I do not think I have ever seen the boy smile. One of the tallest of the...family for lack of other word to say. Again, blaming Quidditch.

Personality: Idiot will be a good way to describe. Alright, prejudices aside the kid is bloody brilliant. He is a mixture of funny, sarcastic, smart, witty, and compassionate. We will be insulting each other one second, the next he will be joking around with Al and Alec, to finishing his essays in the blink of an eye, to thinking up ways to prank Peeves the next. He is also very sweet with everyone. He helps 1st years find their classes every year since 2nd year, has gotten in around 20 fights defending people he does not even talk to and another 30 or so fight defending us Weasleys...yes I can count myself...half of the fights have been about me. He and I are always competing to be top of the class. It usually varies from year to year, from class to class. I have him beat in Tranfiguration and Herbology, he beats me in Potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts. He is also the little womanizer. He has probably dated everything in skirts in the school...excluding me and the female Weasleys of course.

Greatest Flaw: Where do I start? Kidding Scorp...Well lets see...putting aside that I seem to be the only that can only stand him for short periods of time...I got nothing. This is bad! This is very bad! He has to have SOMETHING! One seconds please, thinking over here...dammit Malfoy! Aha! Bingo! He loves chocolate!...does that count? No it doesn't...hmmm...on to the next topic then...

Likes: I know for a fact he loves chocolate! He enjoys reading and playing wizards chess, best in the whole school. He is a hardcore Quidditch fanatic...big surprise there (note the sarcasm please). He also loves to play instruments. I swear the boy knows how to play more instruments than Fred! He is also into cartoons, movies, and tellie shows...I can take the blame on that one.

Dislikes: He is allergic to blueberries so yeah big no no. I remember once in third year he ate a blueberry muffin without meaning to...he was in the hospital wing for a week. He also hates when people argue with him, in his mind he is always right...AND WE FOUND A FLAW! Thank you ladies and gentlemen!

House: Like all Malfoys a Slytherin to the core. Yet he did mention the hat meaning to put him in Gryffindor...I know, big shocker!

Quidditch Positon: When I say he can play anything I really mean anything. He has played every position at least once in all this years. In 4th year he played seeker when Al was in the hospital wing with a broken leg. He has played keeper when Alec was given detention for sneaking out after hours. He has played beater when Jeremiah Krum disappeared mysteriously...he just had to end up in the Room of Requirement! But his official position is chaser.

Relationship Status: Currently single ladies. He is really charming when he wants to but he is very possessive and get jealous easily so watch out.

Sweater Status: The git received on since we were 1st years. Al spoke of him in all his letters that Grandma knitted the boy a sweater. His are usually dark green or various shades of grey like his eyes. There is always an S in the middle, typical, or has different Quidditch balls zooming around.

Occupation: Currently in 6th year. He does not know if he wants to be a Healer, and Auror, or play Quidditch after he graduates so I have no idea where the lad is headed.

Interesting fact: His whole body turns pink when he blushes! It is the most adorable thing ever! He never blushes but when the boy does get a camera, he gets all shy and fidgety and PINK!