Dear Journal,

That little rat spread his stupid lies to everyone in the mansion! I can't even walk ten feet without someone whispering and pointing at me, even more so when I happen to be in the same room as Ganondorf! Right now I'm just pretending he doesn't exist so those people can't get any new material to work off of, but I still need to interrogate him somehow…

Maybe everyone will forget about it if I give them something else to gossip about… like that fake wannabe, Pit! Yeah! I'll tell everyone about how he- he- he… I need something to work off of, but when I come up with something he'll regret ever stepping in front of the Mirror of Truth!

-Dark Pit