CHAPTER 8

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James is lying sprawled on his bed, his muddy quidditch robes thrown carelessly on his closed trunk, Remus is reading on his bed, Peter is asleep, and Sirius is...READING?
"Padfoot?" James said, very surprised, "Are you reading?"
"Yeah?" Sirius said, looking up, "Oh, yeah, it's a really good book!"
Remus looked up from his book at the sound of Sirius saying the word good and book together,
"Pardon?" Remus said, "Did I just hear you say that that's a good book?"
"Yeah, why don't you guys think I read?" Sirius said defensively, "I read!"
"Yeah... You read magazines featuring witches wearing next to no clothes... But not a real book..." James said slowly,
"I read things other than...that!" Sirius said, blushing a bit,
"Padfoot, did you just blush?"
"What? No!" Sirius insisted, but continued to blush a deeper shade, James and Remus narrowed their eyes suspiciously, searching Sirius, causing him to blush even more,
"Hey guys, have you seen Alice?" Frank showed up at the doorway, he saw Sirius and said, "Sirius, are you holding a book?"
"Why does no one believe that Sirius Black reads?" Sirius moaned, then clapped his hands over his mouth, realizing that he just spoke about himself in third person,
"Sirius?" Frank seems genuinely concerned, but more suspicious, "Did you just call yourself Sirius Black?"
"Yeah?" Sirius said, and then collapsed, "Fine, I'm Alice..."
"ALICE?" the four boys chorused together (Peter is still asleep),
"Alice, I've been looking for you for the last hour... wait, why do you look like Sirius?"
"Well... I'm sick and tired of Lily and James fighting all the time, Lily obviously either hates you or hates you, but I'm tired of you always bothering us, so I disguised myself as Sirius to try and persuade you to give up..."
"I'm never giving up!" James shouted hotly. "You said that she either loves me or hates me, right?"
Alice nodded,
"Which means I just have to make sure that she falls in love with me before she starts hating me!"
"But it's going to take too long..." Alice starts to whine, "I can't stand Lily fuming every time you go near,"
"Fuming with anger or passion?" James asked, wagging his eyebrows,
"What do you think?" Alice snapped.
"Where's Sirius anyway?" Remus suddenly asked,
"Oh, I knocked him out,"
"WHAT?" the four boys said the same thing at the same time again,
"Don't worry it's just a sleeping potion..."
"Don't tell me the sleeping potion is the draught of living death..." Frank breathed, knowing his girlfriend well enough that this mistake is possible,
"No, don't be silly, am I that careless?" When the four boys said nothing, and James nodded slowly, "Well, I don't have it anyways, I think he's in the broom closet on the third floor,"
"You think?"
"Well, ok, I stuffed him in there after knocking him out," Alice said, standing up and worming her arms around Frank,
"This looks really wrong..." James said slowly, looking at Alice in Sirius's body with her arms around Frank,
"Oh, all right," Alice said, and casted a spell on herself, then she was back to the petite girl, "Happy?"
"Very," Frank said, and picked her up for a very enthusiastic kiss,
"Come on, let's go find Sirius!" James shouted, interrupting the couple's kiss,"
"Fine..." the couple grumbled and they walked out of their dorm, pass the common room, the trick stair case, and tried to be as polite as possible to the portrait that mans the door to the other corridor, but the knight in it won't budge, he challenged them, insisting that the boys pull out their swords and fight him while the girl can be the price, at that moment, Alice sent a punch at the canvas, and the knight, grumbling the whole time, opened the door.
At last they found the broom closet which should hold an unconscious Sirius, but when the blasted the door open ("I locked it, sorry,"), they found Sirius's hand up a blonde girl's shirt and his tongue down her throat,
"Prongs!" Sirius jumped, seeing them only after a few minutes, which resulted in Peter's red face and an amused expression on all other's,
"Sorry, honey, I'll be right back," Sirius stepped out of the closet and closed the door behind him,
"You do realize that you just shut that poor girl in the broom closet, right?"
"Yeah? What's wrong with that?"
"Oh, nevermind,"
"Sirius?" a whine came from the closet, and the door opened, revealing the blonde girl without her shirt, "How long is it going to take?"
"Just a minute, honey," Sirius managed to shove the girl into the closet again, "So why do you need me?"
The 4 people looked at each other, until Franks said, "We don't know..."
"So you interrupted me just for the sake of interrupting?"
"No, we thought you're still unconscious and we've decided to wake you up,
"Sirius!" the blonde girl opened the door and now her skirt is gone, in only her underwear, she pulled Sirius's tie and dragged him in, oblivious to the audience they are having, she shut the door without a second glance at the other 4 people and a thud and a bang is heard,
"Well, I guess Sirius is going to be occupied for quite a while," Remus said, clasping his hands together, "Let's go back to our common room,"

A/N - this chapter is basically meaningless... but still.

I'm alive! I was gone for a while, weren't I? Or do I always take this long to update?