Chapter Eight – Two Words: Apple Bottom
A/N: Oh my gosh! I'm so, so, so sorry for not posting! I feel HORRIBLE!!!!! So much has come up and I just haven't had time (but I'll make it up to you, I promise!) okay, so there's a picture of Michael and Kasi up on my profile, just so you know ) oh, and I've been trying to make the dialogue more "colloquial" just so you know.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything I haven't made up!
BPOV:
After school, we all met by my beloved motocross bike to figure out what we were going to do that afternoon. My parents, Charlie and Rene Swan, were world renowned 3-day eventers (they had even been in the Olympics and the Grand Prix) left today and were competing for the week, so it was just going to be me and my Michael. But Michael had a girlfriend, Kasi, a really nice, kinda shy girl. So he'd probably be at her house a lot, which gave me much more freedom. Michael could be like a mother hen at times, but I loved him to death.
"Bella…earth to Bella…." Alice said while waving her hand in front of my face.
"Wha-?" I said spasing out a little. They all laughed and thought it was hilariously funny. I poked my tongue out at them, which made them laugh even harder.
"We asked you if we could go crash at your place with you, or would it be rude to invite ourselves?" Alice asked, apparently repeating herself.
"Yeah, sure, of course, I don't mind at all. Mom and Dad are gone for the week so it'll only me, Michael, and sometimes Kasi, but her and Michael will be at her house most of the time, 'cus she's an emancipated minor and all. So make yourselves at home."
"Sounds good!" Emmett boomed.
We all laughed, including Emmett.
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When we all got to my house (I beat them all, I had one of my very best friends, Jacob Black, redesign my motocross bike for speed….and he gave it a killer new paint job, too), I smiled triumphantly at Emmett who was pouting at the fact that I won. Then we all went into the house, kicked off our shoes by the door and dropped our backpacks in the kitchen.
"I'll be right back, you guys," I said to them, "I'm just gonna get changed."
"Us too," Alice said on behalf of her and Rosalie. I gave them both a knowing look and we all laughed.
So the three of us raced upstairs and quickly got out the clothes I had ready for us. For me, I had a black sweetheart neckline cami with lace at the top and purple Apple Bottom Jeans. For shoes, I had black high tops with silver glitter all over them. To accessorize, I had a diamond ring, a "Drink Me" necklace (Alice in Wonderland), and an Alice in Wonderland charm bracelet. I also put a pair of sunglasses on the top of my head.
When I walked out, the girls started to catcall. I just laughed and shooed Alice into my colossal closet for her turn.
Alice wore a white halter cami and green Apple Bottom Jeans. She wore black ballet flats with a white rose on the front to them. She had a pink rose ring, Alice in Wonderland necklace and earrings, and a metal headband with pearls and a black bow on it. She looked so cute!
Next was Rosalie's turn. She wore a grey and black bow cami and denim Apple Bottom Jeans and black ankle boots with lotsa straps on them. She had an Alice in Wonderland themed necklace, earrings, and ring. And she wore a black Vans hat (all outfits are on my profile). She looked….Rosalie; there wasn't another way to put it.
When we walked down, the boys' eyes bugged out and their jaws hit the floor, and I swear I saw some drool come out of all of their mouths.
"Music?" I requested.
"Sure!" Alice said. Then she started a song in her iHome. Us three girls knew what was coming so we laughed.
"Ready, boys?" I asked.
They nodded their heads. Em couldn't take his eyes off of Rose and Jazz couldn't take his off of Alice. And for some reason, Edward couldn't stop staring at me.
Then the music started. Low, by Flo Rida, featuring T-Pain. (You may wanna look at the song, I've added stuff, and you'd be surprised to see who's singing, well, rapping, what =) well, really, just the 1st chorus and then at the beginning of each verse)
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[Intro - Emmett]
Mmmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
Let me talk to 'em
Mmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
C'mon!
[Chorus All:]
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (Boys: jeans) – I started dancing some, with the satisfaction of seeing Edward's eyes bug out…again.
Boots with the fur (Boys: with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her – Alice and Rose pointed to me
She hit the floor Boys: she hit the floor) – I went down a little
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low – I did that "Low" thing that you do at dances
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (Boys: with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (Boys: hey) – I popped my hips to the right
She hit the floor (Boys: she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low – I did that "Low" thing again
[Edward] – I SWEAR he's looked so hot rapping this….
I ain't never seen something that'll make me go
This crazy all night spending my doe
Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go
Them birthday cakes they stole the show
So sexual
She was flexible professional
Drinking X&O
Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think? Whoa
Did her thing seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta bank roll
I'm gonna say that I prefer the no clothes
I'm in to that I love women exposed
She threw it back at me I gave her mo
Cash ain't a problem I know where it go
[Chorus All]
[Jasper]
Hey shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans filled with guap and they're ready for showing
Cadillacs laid back for the sexy grown
Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan
One stack (come on), two stacks (come on), three stacks (come on)
Now that's three grand
What you think I'm playing baby girl I'm the man
I'm dealing rubber bands
That's when I threw her legs on my shoulders
I knew it was over
That heny and Cola got me like a soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky on me I was just like clover
Shawty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her
Like a pornography poster
She showed her
[Chorus All]
[Emmett]
Whoa shawty yeah she was worth the money
Little mama took my cash
And I ain't want it back
The way she bent that back
Got all them paper stacks
Tattoo above her crack
I had to handle that
I was zoned in sexy woman
Let me show it make me want it
Two in the morning I'm zoned in
Them rosee bottles foaming
She wouldn't stop
Made it drop
Shawty dipped that pop and lock
Had to break her off that guap
Gal was fine just like my glock
[Chorus All]
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Rose and Alice gave us a round of applause.
"Niceee Bella!" they said.
"Hey – what about us guys?" Emmett pouted.
"Oh, yeah, you guys were good, too," Rose said very blasé (joking, of course).
We all laughed.
"Hey, guys, we need to come up with a band name," I said to Edward, Jazz, and Em.
They all agreed. "Well, how about Three Guys and a Girl?" Em suggested.
"Sounds very….sexist," I said. Edward and Jazz laughed. "And besides, it sounds like that restaurant Five Guys." Everyone laughed at that.
"How about EQ Kids, you know, EQ like equestrian," Jasper offered.
"Hmm, maybe," Edward and I said at the same time. We looked at each other and laughed.
"How about All about the Swan-Cullens-Hales…" Edward trailed off…smart boy.
"Hmmm how about Third Generation," I said. I explained to them (because they looked very confused) that we're sort of like the third generation of music (if you think about it, the old guys, the younger and then us.)
They all like that a lot.
"Third Generation!" Emmett enthused, pumping his fist into the air. We all got a good laugh out of that and his show of enthusiasm.
I looked at the guys. "You three," I said to them, "follow me. Sorry, Rose, Alice, you have to stay here. You can watch TV or summthin' if you'd like."
"Sure, America's Next Top Model is having a marathon right now!" I'm not even sure which of them said it over the squeals while they ran to the couch making a dive landing. I laughed.
Then I led the guys to my recording studio. They looked at it with wide eyes.
"Mannn, Bella! So you're a star equestrian, you sing like an angel, you play guitar like a goddess, and you have your own recording studio?? Anything else?! Emmett enthused very easily, I learned. Edward said something under his breath after Emmett said the thing about the goddess, which got the boys to start hooting and hollering.
I laughed. "Don't you have a studio, Jazz?" I asked him.
"Yeah, but not like this! It's more of a garage studio."
"Oh, I see. You guys wanna record summthin'? How about a little Venga Boys?"
The all agreed enthusiastically. I gave Edward the piano, Em my drums, and Jazz my base. I grabbed my Anthem (which I had put on its stand after school) and I went up to the mic up front, even though we all had our own mics.
"Let's get started in here!" We burst out into a jam session of the Black Eyed Peas before we really got to playing.
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(All)
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Third Generation's back in town
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
(Me)
If you're alone and you need a friend
(Edward)
Someone to make you forget your problems
(Emmett)
Just come along baby
Take my hand
(Jasper)
I'll be your lover tonight
[All]
Whoa oh whoa oh
This is what I wanna do (Jasper)
Whoa oh whoa oh
Let's have some fun (Emmett – in a very low voice)
Whoa oh whoa oh
One on one just me and you (Me and Edward….I think that was a sign….gosh he's cute…)
Whoa oh whoa oh
[All]
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna double boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room
Whoa oh whoa oh
Everybody get on down
Whoa oh whoa oh
Third Generation's back in town
[All]
[Chorus x3 - All]
(Me)
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
(Edward)
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
(Emmett)
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
(Jasper)
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
(All)
Whoa oh whoa oh
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
[Chorus x2 - All]
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We ended the song and looked at each other.
"Nicee," I said.
"Sweet," Edward agreed.
"We're pretty awesome," Jasper said.
"Uh, yeah! I mean we have Lil Miss Angel-goddess here, Mr. Piano Prodigy, Mr. Base-empath-y guy, and me!"
Me, Edward, and Jasper laughed.
"I guess we should start our homework, and then we can go out to the barn," I suggested.
The boys agreed so we went into the living room to start on our homework with the girls.
A/N: how was that? Like it? Hate it? Love it? Please review, even though I know I don't deserve it!
Lots (and LOTS) of Love,
~Lissie3
