PJO and Yugioh Crossover AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read previous chapter.)
"Do you guys think I'm such a man-hater that I can't even find a demi-gods comment, which insults my brother in a way, funny?" Artemis asked her eyebrow twitching dangerously as she glared at her family, all of whom nodded immediately with their weapons still pointed at her aside from what looked like an eight year old girl who was staring at Percy.
"You lot are idiots." Artemis said bluntly as she stared at her dad and siblings.
"You have to the count of three to tell me where my sister is before I blast you and find her myself." Apollo growled as he glared at the 'imposter' who gave him a half fond half annoyed look.
"Apollo you idiot. You're the god of truth you know I'm Artemis." Artemis said dryly and causing Apollo to blink.
"Good point." Apollo admitted but Zeus wasn't happy with that answer even if Apollo lowered his bow, and several others lowered their weapons as well.
"That proves you're an imposter! Artemis never talks to Apollo with fondness!" Zeus said snarling as he launched his bolt at Artemis who was shocked that he actually attacked her. In a blur Artemis was tackled away and someone else took the bolt for her...someone who promptly went through ten trees and collided with a boulder.
"Prissy!" Clarisse screamed, causing everyone to realize who had taken the bolt for Artemis. Many were confused. How did he get there? He had been on Clarisse's shoulder a mere second ago!
"I'm okay!" A voice shouted back to them as someone came stumbling out of the woods, giving a weak grin as everyone stared at him in disbelief.
"Impossible! You just took a dead on hit from fathers Master Bolt! You should be nothing more than ashes!" Athena shouted wide eyed in disbelief as she looked at the grinning Percy Jackson who hobbled over to the shocked Artemis.
"Sorry about pushing you like that but I didn't have time to summon a shield or defender. Are you okay?" Percy asked offering her a hand up as he smiled weakly at her while everyone merely gaped at him in shock.
"Am I okay? You're the one that just got blasted by one of the most powerful attacks in the world!" Artemis said staring at Percy in disbelief while he gave an awkward grin.
"Yeah but I'm used to it. You landed pretty hard though…are you sure you're okay?" Percy asked worriedly before he got tackled by a red blur.
"Damnitt Perce! You ever scare me like that again and I swear I'll give you a beating to remember!" Clarisse said glaring as she got off of the boy from tackling him with a hug, punching him in the arm as she stood up and dragged him up as well.
"Sorry sis but I didn't want her to get hurt. She didn't do anything wrong…"Percy said trailing off when he noticed everyone staring at him in shock and disbelief.
"What?" He asked tilting his head to the side slightly confused.
"Only you would push a goddess known for turning guys into jackalopes and feeding them to wolves out of the way of an attack because you didn't want her to get hurt Perce." Clarisse said shaking her head in disbelief while Percy shrugged slightly.
"I don't like it when people get hurt, unless they deserve it, and you know it. Besides you've known me for years, how does anything I do surprise you anymore… Warrior Princess?" Percy asked ducking as Clarisse aimed a fist at his head.
"Get back here! You know I hate it when you call me that!" Clarisse snarled as she lunged at Percy who dodged nimbly to the side and nearly danced around the furious Clarisse as he hugged the eight year old.
"Hi Tia!" Percy said grinning as he hugged the girl before spinning them both out of Clarisse's way while the small goddess giggled as she hugged him back.
"Hello Percy. Do you have to annoy Clarisse so?" Hestia asked smiling as she ended up riding on his shoulders while he supported her rather light weight easily.
"Of course! She's my older sister…so of course I have to do my brotherly duty of annoying the crap out of her!" Percy said sounding indignant that it would even be questioned, causing Hestia to giggle as she held onto his head.
"If she's your older sister than what am I?" Hestia asked as everyone merely stared at the two, Percy not looking bothered in the slightest as he easily avoided Clarisse who growled at him almost playfully.
"My much much older sister. You expected otherwise Spitfire?" Percy asked with a grin, earning a scowl from Hestia as she back flipped off of his shoulders and landed silently next to him with a fireball in each hand.
"Get back here!" Hestia shouted tossing fire ball after fire ball at Percy who ducked, jumped, and dodged both her attacks and Clarisse's at the same time while everyone else merely watched in disbelief and shock as the boy danced around the two angry women.
"You know I hate that nickname!" Hestia snarled as she launched a wave of fire at Percy who did a backflip clean over it.
"That's why I use it Tia! As your baby brother it is my job and privilege to annoy you to the point where you forget that you hate fighting and try to barbeque me!" Percy said grinning as he ducked under one of Clarisse's lunges and then jumped over a fireball aimed at his feet. He leant backwards to avoid a silver arrow that would have hit his shoulder, which made the two angry females appear in front of him protectively.
"Oi! No one-" Clarisse shouted holding her shield and spear angrily at the hunter who shot the arrow.
"Threatens or attacks-" Hestia said scowling darkly as she was wreathed in fire.
"Our-"
"Baby brother!" The two ended in unison while Percy laughed at them.
"You two go from trying to maim me to protecting me so fast it's ridiculous." Percy said laughing at the two girls who scowled at the completely terrified hunter. It was one thing facing down a pissed off Clarisse…it was another thing to face a pissed off Hestia.
"You're our brother Perce." Clarisse said still glaring at the Hunter.
"We may get pissed and attack you with the intent to maim and/or kill…" Hestia continued as she glared at the girl with her flames growing bigger and hotter. Once again the two ended in unison, causing a few people to gulp and pale at how much protection the new demigod who was laughing like a loon was under.
"But no one else can do that without going through us first!"
