AN: Kay sum peeps ave bin compainin cuz of da lemon n all I hav 2 say is- u were warned!
Stupid peple. Nywayz enjoy!
CH8!!
DOOM
When we woke up it was still dark. Those skanks were still Doing It. Ewww!
"Gandalf!!" I screamed.
He went over to the moaning blanket and hit it with his twig. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" He shouted at them. "Oh no!" Pippin cried covering his eyes with both hands, "There doing naughty things!"
"Don't look!" shouted Frodo jumping over the blanket to stand in front of Pippin and keep him from peeking.
"Ewww, Legolas, can you believe them?" I said, putting on my max factor lash lengthening mascara, I had already brushed my long silky, red hair and tied it up into a ponytail. I wanted to cut it so it looked like that girls off Paramore's hair.
"I don't really care," Legolas replied. He was brushing his hair, which he had just straitened with a GHD styler, I was sitting next to him because he glowed like a light bulb. I glanced into my compact mirror again, I hated my green eyes so much.
Especially the yellow specks, they just made me different. And everyone hated me!
"YOU ARE DISGUSTING!" Gandalf yelled. It made me jump when he hit them (Boromir and Angelina) with his stick and my eyeliner went wrong. This was so unfair!
I cried and fell to the floor. Nobody said anything to me so I hit the floor with my fists. Still nothing.
I screamed and ran away.
"I HATE YOU ALL!" I screamed. I went to run again but then Angelina grabbed my arm, I shoved her and she fell into a well, hitting a totally disgusting skeleton that fell down going "Bang, bang. Bang, bang, CLUNK."
"Oops."
"What did ya do that for?" Gandalf shouted at me. I did not like it, and I did not like how Legolas was helping Angelina up and not even asking if I was okay when obviously I could have been hurt when she grabbed my arm like that, pink fingers were already appearing but NO!
He helps that slut. Well, whatever. And she apologised to everyone, she should apologise to me, I was the one she attacked. Eurgh, I hate her with her stupid black hair that's gone a bit matted like bad extensions cause she does not brush it or something when I asked Legolas he just looked at me but whatever.
Then all these orcs were coming. I. Did. Not. Help.
They could deal with the orcs themselves, they were mean to me!
I sat on the stone table in the middle of the room ( the one that everyone had crowded around earlier when I was doing my make up, I did not see what was so interesting about a stupid rocky table so I ignore them) and cried, someone had even put a sort of light in for my dramatic lighting of course, Gimli just had to glare at me but he always does that anyway so I ignored him.
What was his problem anyway?
They started fighting the orcs and were obviously losing so I thought I better do something in case one of the orcs hurt me. So I set fire to the troll with my glittery Staff, it matched my outfit of the day which was a really pretty green dress, it was tight around my boobs and flared out at the bottom, down to my knees and had lots of layers. I was wearing a pair of sparkly high heels on my feet with diamantes on them. I also had a silver clutch bag for all my makeup with green jewels on it, and a sparkly silver necklace that Arwen had given me, it had some emeralds on it.
The troll died, and it fell on lots of orcs. So we ran away.
"Wait for me!" I yelled and started crying, it was hard climbing down all these steps in my high heels but I didn't want to take them cause I had spent SO FREAKING LONG co-ordinating my outfit.
Boromir looked like he was going to help me but I knew he was pervy so I cried even more. Finally Legolas decided to help me I would have been happy but he threw me over his shoulder and it was like so unromantic.
This totally sucked. FFS.
Dis chappie is extraaaaaaaa looooong.Kay so review!! :)
All of u who keep callin me horrible names and stuff need to QFT. Gosh. No flames!! :)
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