Hey everyone thanks for being patient for this chapter. It took me a long time to drag myself to go on my laptop; I have so many distractions lately. Like discovering Naruto (the manga) gotten banned from two manga websites, so I whined and asked "Why does God hate us Naruto fans so much?" And finally I found a website and got happy, very happy. So let's start this chapter!

Warning: This chapter is going to be funny thanks to Kiba.

Previous Chapter:

"Kiba stop screaming like a girl," Ino yelled behind Kiba with her hands on her hips.

Shino chuckled. "You should've seen him earlier," Kiba glared.

"Sasuke, is Naruto in your room?" Ino asked both Shino and Kiba stopped their bickering.

"He's not there, Naruto got kidnapped," Sasuke said in a worried tone.

Chapter 8: Mission-Find the Cat Burglar Part 1

"Sasuke how can you be so sure Naruto got kidnapped?" Ino asked curiously, all of them sat in Sasuke's living room; well Kiba was out in the balcony refusing to come in and sit down on the "invested couch."

"Ino the correct use of the word 'kidnapped' should be 'catnapped.' You see what I did you guys? I combined the word cat and kidnapped, but instead I took out the 'kid'!" Kiba said happily as everyone stared at him disbelief.

"Kiba the genius," Shino said sarcastically. "Sasuke I agree with Ino, how do you know?"

Sasuke took out the folded paper from his back pocket, unfold it and read it to them.

Dear Sasuke,

Sorry to disturb your bliss moment with Naruto, he's very adorable-

"Bunch of lies!" Kiba yelled finally got on Ino's nerves she walked over to the slide door and closed it, locking it and then closing the curtains on him.

"Go continue reading." Sasuke cleared his throat and resumed.

-cat, you don't deserve to have him and look after him. I was so angry that you got to take care of him, so I spied on you guys for the past few days-

"CREEPER!" Kiba yelled his lungs out; Shino motioned Sasuke to continue on.

"And I was disgusted what happen in there, first the cat nip, constant nosebleeds and not to mention showing off your famous 'Uchiha Stick.' But then my time came when poor Naruto got fleas and you left with Shino and Kiba to get flea repellent, so I got Naruto, sucks to be you because you'll never find Naruto and me.

Sincerely the Cat Burglar.

"This guy is so creepy," Ino said and shivered, Shino nodded his head in an agreement.

"Yeah that's why-" Before Sasuke could finish, his door swung so fast it made a loud thump on the wall. Kiba stood at the entrance leaning on the door way wearing a Sherlock coat and hat replica and in his mouth was a pipe full of bubbles?

"That is why we need to catch this cat burglar and save Naruto before Sasuke gets in trouble and Naruto gets molested," Kiba explained he coolly walked in the living room blowing his bubble pipe which made blue bubbles come out.

Everyone stared at Kiba for a while until Shino broke the silence. "What's up with the get-up? And where did you get it?"

"Well my good man, this smells like a kidnapping and we need an amazing detective for the job and luckily I'm here!" Kiba said happily and again everyone stared.

"You didn't answer the second question; 'where did you get the get-up?' Shino repeated his question in an impatient tone.

"Okay before Naruto got turned into a cat-so a couple of days ago-we were watching a detective show marathon in black and white and I thought 'how cool it was to be a detective and solve crimes like that guy in the movie?' Kiba gushed blowing the bubbles from his pipe. "And he wears this kind of clothes and narrates what goes around him."

"What do you mean; he narrates what goes around him?"

"And that's what Ino said," Kiba narrated. (A/N Kiba is stealing my job!)

"Kiba we have to be serious, stop goofing around."

"Shino said in a serious tone to Kiba," Kiba said, now everyone was losing their patience.

"Kiba you are an idiot!"

"Sasuke complemented Kiba, saying 'Kiba you are an amazing detective!' Kiba said, before he could blink Sasuke quickly gave Kiba a sucker punch causing Kiba's head to hit the wall and his body slumped onto the ground.

"Are you going to continue narrating and being an idiot?" Sasuke asked and cracked his knuckles.

"I will stop Sasuke," Kiba mumbled as Sasuke had a satisfied smirk plastered on his face. Kiba leaped onto his feet. "But I get to wear this costume and we're all going to be in this case, right?"

Sasuke looked at Ino and Shino who both shrugged. "Yeah Kiba as long as you can help out." Kiba jumped up and down happily, Sasuke went back to his seat and looked at the letter again.

"So what are we going to do now?" Kiba asked and sat next to Ino.

"Kiba there are fleas in here, aren't you going to scream and being all dramatic?" Ino giggled which made Kiba beamed at them all.

"You didn't Kiba," Shino sneered and Kiba smiled wider.

"Yup I used the bug repellent!" Shino sighed and shook his head in disapproval.

"The only thing we can do is; we have to report this to the hokage," Sasuke mumbled and clenched his fist. "Oh God I have a very bad feeling about this."

~Meow, Meow, Meow~

"Lady Tsunade, we have to discuss something," Ino announced herself and opened the door to Tsunade's office. Sasuke, Kiba (in his costume) and Shino trailed behind her, only to be face-to-face with Kakashi and Iruka.

"Oh crap," Sasuke thought and tried to keep a calm face expression. Kakashi smiled behind his mask to everyone, but especially to Sasuke and Iruka stared hard at Sasuke.

"What's the problem?" Tsunade asked curiously, she wouldn't imagine seeing everyone is her office.

"Can we talk in private?" Sasuke asked coolly, causing Kakashi to smile more and Iruka glaring at him.

"Why Sasuke? Is it about Naruto?" Kakashi innocently asked, making Iruka whipped his attention to him then back to Kakashi. Tsunade who was behind her desk; crossed her two fingers and started to pray: "Fight, fight, hurry up and fight."

Ino looked like a deer in front of a car's headlights, Shino looked motionless, Sasuke glared at Kakashi and Kiba all of sudden pointed his index finger at Kakashi.

"So you're the cat burglar who stole Naruto!" Kiba yelled causing Shino to shake his head, Ino yelped, Sasuke-for the first time ever feared for his life, Kakashi was also afraid to look beside him and Tsunade was having the time of her life.

"Ohhh someone's in trouble," Tsunade chanted happily. Nobody dared to move-but in a flash- Iruka launched himself onto Sasuke and started to choke him, causing both to fall onto the floor.

"You fucking prick! I knew to never let you have Naruto, you're a fucking sadist; you planned Naruto to get kidnapped because you're a worthless Uchiha!" Iruka ranted causing Sasuke to try to breathe some air, but only grunted.

"Iruka; I'm very disappointed and jealous. You won't be all rough and tough with me in bed but you're doing it with Sasuke. You made me sad," Kakashi whined like a little child and turned his back to everyone and puffed his cheeks out.

"Kakashi help Sasuke out, I think he's really going to pass out," Ino cried and got no response from Kakashi.

"Kiba you're an idiot; why on earth would you say that out loud?" Shino asked Kiba who was looking lost.

"I swear, I thought Kakashi was the cat-napper or had something to do with it," Kiba whined loudly. "Man, I thought I was right."

Shino stared hard at Kiba. "Again with the lame created words, Kiba?"

"Yup!" Kiba said happily both resumed back looking at the fighting.

"SHIZUNE! Get the camera!" Tsunade yelled and pounded her fist on the desk.

"Why, Lady Tsunade?" Shizune asked and paused to see the crazy commotion in Tsunade's office.

"This is the first and last time we're ever going to see Iruka beating Sasuke into a pulp," Tsunade laughed and continued cheering on for Iruka.

Shizune sighed. "Fine."

Suddenly the door opened and Shikamaru walked in looking dead tired and stopped at his tracks, looking at everyone yelling at each other.

"Hey you guys; stop this crap-I was taking a nap and I was having an amazing dream," Shikamaru yawned; only Shino and Kiba were listening to him.

"Oh yeah? What was this amazing dream?" Kiba asked and Shikamaru smiled. "I was taking an amazing nap."

"Huh?" Kiba managed to say while Shino smacked his face with his hand and muttered: "Kiba is an idiot; he won't get the lame joke."

Shikamaru laughed. "Okay, okay, I just wanted to screw up Kiba's brain."

"Shika stop screwing around and help Sasuke out; I think he's going to pass out any minute now!" Ino cried and pointed to Sasuke whose face was turning blue and Iruka still on top of him swearing his head off.

"Ugh this is so troublesome," Shikamaru groaned as he walked over to the red button on the wall that said "Emergency only" and pressed it. Right on cue the sprinklers went off.

Kiba started to scream like a little girl and ran in circles. Shino just stared at Kiba and couldn't help to snicker at his ridiculous antics.

Ino whipped her wet bangs out of her face. "Shika what was the point of turning on the sprinklers?"

"Easy." Shikamaru smiled and pointed to Iruka who was still trying to kill the blue face Sasuke. "Just wait and look."

Everyone stared at them; Kakashi who was at the corner and had his back faced everyone was now gawking at Iruka. Iruka was all soaking wet, pissed and was "on top" on someone else, which made Kakashi have something going on down there.

"Iruka! You're making me all hot and bothered!" Kakashi yelled and lunged toward Iruka, knocking him off of Sasuke who finally could start breathing but ended up choking. Kakashi was on top of Iruka trying to strip of his clothes.

"Kakashi, get off of me now!" Iruka muffled and pushing Kakashi's face out of the way. "Ahhh screw it!" Iruka gave up and started to making-out with Kakashi in the middle of Tsunade's office while everyone watched.

Ino rolled her eyes and put her hands on her hip. "That was just pure luck, Shika."

Shikamaru smiled at the pissed off woman and the two dumbfounded guys staring at the making out couple. "Keep telling yourself that."

Tsunade pointed at Iruka and Kakashi making out. "Shizune do you see what I'm seeing; hot guys are making out in the office! And did you know? It can rain inside." Tsunade giggled and face platted onto her desk.

"Oh boy," Shizune sighed.

~Meow, Meow, Meow~

Tsunade took a deep breath from the fresh air from the rooftop. She turned around and faced her leaf ninjas, from left to right: Kakashi smirking at Iruka and trying to grab his ass, Iruka kept on blushing and trying to attack Sasuke. Beside the fuming Iruka, Kiba stood there looking lost, then Shino who was talking to the insects. Sasuke who was blue earlier was pure white and trying to avoid Iruka's glares. Ino and Shikamaru were in a heated argument about "women being scary monsters."

Shizune cleared her throat trying to get Tsunade come back to reality. Tsunade glared at Shizune who motioned her to say something.

"Thanks to Shikamaru's brilliant idea and trying to flood my office," Tsunade started to say and Ino smirked at Shikamaru.

"I told you Shika," Ino whispered and received a smack on her forehead by Shikamaru.

"As I was saying," Tsunade continued ignoring Ino punching Shikamaru. "I have a mission for you four; Sasuke, Kiba, Shino and Ino." All of the four walked out of the line and became serious.

"Your mission is to find Naruto and make sure he isn't hurt or anything. I'll give you guys until sundown and bring him back here. And if you still didn't find him; well I'll give Iruka the opportunity to kill you guys." Tsunade smiled at the end noticing everyone's face reaction went grim and heard Iruka cracking his knuckles.

"Do you understand?"

"Yes ma'am," the four said in unison and Tsunade's smile got wider. "Great, you all are dismissed!" All four disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Shikamaru when they find Naruto and bring him here-you and the lab will take a good look at him," Tsunade informed Shikamaru and nodded.

"We all will do our best." Shikamaru yawned. "Good luck you guys."

~Meow, Meow, Meow~

Ta-dah and it is done! Finally, I bet you all want to kill me now-I know I would too. But I have a good excuse; I came up with more stories which obviously you will all love. I'll start it once I'm finished with Neko Naruto and when I'm hallway done with Forbidden Love. I hope you've enjoyed this very idiotic chapter and look forward for the discovery of Naruto in the next chapter!

Replies on Review:

passionateinterest: Oh believe me, this and the rest of the chapter will be funny, that picture was the start-hope you're ready for a good laugh.

librarycat9: Yes fleas are evil; my precious cat suffered a couple of times. And you are a smart cookie; actually I forgot that Shino can talk to fleas. I'm such a disgrace to Naruto, plus it would be too easy for them and Naruto's catnapper wouldn't get the chance to "catnap" him. And good theory; we have to wait and see if Sakura did it and sold him to Hinata.

I Houskei And I The Shiz: I enjoy your long ass review, makes me feel like an awesome person. So how was band camp? I bet it was better than my summer school hell-no seriously how do you get a cold in the summer? Anyways, why did you have to mention cat sex, bad imagery ewww! And Sasuke was knocked out (sleeping) obviously he couldn't hear Sakura come in and take a picture of "it." And wow, I never knew Shikamaru was your slave congrats!

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Preview of the Next Chapter:

Ino put her hands on her waist and glared at Sakura who was across from her. "Kiba I think you should put the flashlight away. Our darling Sakura here will think it's her precious dildo and masturbate in the streets."

"Ew, that's a revolting imagery," Sasuke groaned and put his hand on his face. Shino had a blank look and Kiba was staring at Sakura in disgust. "Please don't do that Sakura-I think we will all die."

"I hate you all," Sakura sneered and Ino laughed. "Like we ever liked you!"

~Bye-Bye~