"Are you ready to make more calls?" Naruto asked Sakura.

"Heck yeah!" said Sakura grinning. "Come on before Tsunade gives me more things to do!"

Sakura quickly with Naruto to his house for some more prank calling action. Naruto looked at her eagerly. "Okay who's gonna be our next victim?"

"Hm...let's see. Who haven't we pranked yet?"

"Oh! How about the hot springs? I got a good one for that." He called the Hot Springs.

"Hello Konoha Springs. How may we help you?"

Naruto sniffled. "H-hello?"

"Yes, I'm here."

"I-I've got something to c-confess." Naruto said in a deep voice. "I-I-I-I...I TOOK A SHIT IN THE HOT SPRINGS!"

"W-what?"

"I took a massive dump in there! I couldn't hold it!" he whimpered.

"E-excuse me? You took a...you deficated in the springs?"

"Yes. I had to go so bad and it's been haunting me since yesterday! I'm sorry!"

"You're disgusting!" sounded the lady on the phone. "You filthy beast! I can't believe you would be so inconsiderate as to do this to us and the other patrons! Do you not realize how hard it is to clean those things?"

"Well fuck you then! As a matter of fact, I'm coming back this afternoon to finish the job! And you'd best believe it's gonna be the runny kind!" Naruto and Sakura had to hold back a laugh.

"TO HECK YOU ARE!"

"TO HECK I AM! WATCH! YOU'LL SEE ME AT 7:30!"

"FINE! WE WILL!"

"I feel sorry for the fool who's gonna get that blame." said Naruto.

"My turn!" Sakura dialed the phone.

"Hello. Kurenai here." said the raven.

"Kurenai-sensai, it's me." said Sakura imitating Shino.

"Oh hey Shino. What's up? Did you want something?"

"If you're busy, I can call back later."

"Oh no. I'm not doing anything. Besides, I always have time for my team."

"Alright, but this is embarassing...maybe I shouldn't have called you."

"What's wrong Shino?"

"I...I...I LOVE YOU SENSEI! YOU NEED TO DUMP THAT FAGGOT ASUMA! AS IN I'M ASSUMIN' HE LIKES TO EAT MAN BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES! FROM NOW ON I'M CALLING HIM ASS-SUMA"

"What?"

Sakura and Naruto cracked up after hanging up the phone.

"Oh! I have a good idea too!" Naruto started calling guess who?

"Asuma here." said Asuma who had been chilling on his couch.

"Asuma, I've got some terrible news." said "Kurenai" in a mournful tone.

"What's wrong, baby?"

"Baby?" Naruto said caught off guard, but then cleared his voice. "Sorry something was in my throat. Anyways, I've got some good news and some bad news."

"What is it?" he said softly.

"I'm pregnant."

"What? That's great news!" said Asuma. "What's so bad about it?"

"It's not your's."

"Oh..."

"And there's more."

"More? What do you mean more?"

"It's someone you know..."

"Jounin?"

"No..."

"Are they a ninja?"

"Yes."

"I can't guess. Just tell me."

"It's...it's...Kiba's."

"KIBA!? Y-you mean your Kiba?"

"Yes. I just couldn't help myself. He's so sexy with that equally sexy voice and those balls! Oh those balls! You should see how hung he was, Asuma! They clank like crazy and the way they slapped against my ass! Oh and that dick of his! Perfection!" purred Naruto while Sakura buried her head inside of Naruto's pillow to muffle her laughter.

"'You're kidding right?!"

"That cock...oh that cock of his was huge! He made me take it like I should have always done! I think when I put it in my mouth, it reached my stomach...oh but that won't change how I feel about you though." said Naruto. "Listen I gotta go. I'll still see you later though, right?"

"I guess."

"Okay bye!"

"Who next?" asked Sakura grinning.

"Let's call Tsunade again!" said Naruto. "Last time Shizune answered the phone."

"Let's do it!"

"Tsunade here."

"Hey there, Miss Big Tits." said Naruto as Jiraiya.

"Jiraiya, is that you?" asked Tsunade sounding a bit irritated. "Drunk call someone else. I'm busy!"

"Yeah, too busy carrying those big meat sacks!"

"What do you want, you fool?"

"I want that ass!" said Naruto. "For years, I've tried to have sex with you and for what? You turn me down for someone else."

"Jiraiya, look..."

"NO YOU LOOK, TSUNADE OR SHOULD I CALL YOU DREAM KILLER?!"

"Excuse me?"

"I bet nearly everybody you meet die by getting hit by those big tits of your's! I bet those things are fake!"

"They are 100% real and...why on earth am I having a conversation with you drunk..."

"Because your brain is smaller than your chest." said Sakura also as Tsunade.

"How can you even call yourself a doctor with a fear of blood?" said Naruto.

"Jiraiya you know..."

"Oh that's right. It's because you killed everybody with your titties you won't let me touch." said Naruto. "I bet the only reason you have a huge chest is so people can't see how big your forehead is!"

Suddenly Tsunade hung up the phone. "Huh. She hung up."

"I wonder if she's going after Jiraiya." said Naruto tapping his chin. "Do you think...?"

"Of course not. Jiraiya's a close friend of her's. The worst she'll do is knock him out or punch him a few feet. She won't do anything like kill him or put him in the hospital. Besides, he's a sannin. He can take care of himself."

"True. Now, who's next?" The two of them sat there and thought it over. "Oh wait! I have a list of the akatsuki member's numbers!"

"Akatsuki? How did you...?"

"Kabuto. He's been selling secrets on the sly ever since Orochimaru, aka us, fired him and I got the akatsuki's numbers!" he waved around a piece of paper.

"For real?"

"Yep...well at least I hope so. If not, just another few people to prank eh?"

"True. Hm. How would we know if it's them or not?" asked Sakura. "I mean the only person we really know of is what Sasori sounds like and he's dead. Then there's that blonde one, Deidara."

"I've actually met two other ones, Sasuke's brother Itachi and his partner Kisame. I'd know their voices anywhere."

"Really? When?"

"Back when Sasuke still lived here." said Naruto. "I don't remember where you were though."

"I see. Hey, couldn't we see and then give it to Tsunade?"

"No, sadly. Kabuto said they have technology there to prevent anybody form tracing them."

"Oh. Well we might as well prank them if it is truly their number." As Naruto dialed the number, something popped up in her head. "This must have cost a fortune."

"Not really. It only cost twenty bucks." said Naruto. "It's only because of them being untraceable. Otherwise I'd have to hand over the nine-tails and you know how that would have ended."

"So that much huh."

"Yep. Okay it's ringing."

"Hello?"

"Oh crap it's Kisame!" whispered Naruto.

"Answer it then!" Sakura hissed.

"Hello?"

"Oh hello there. Is this Hoshigaki?" said Naruto in a disguised voice.

"Yeah. What do you want?"

"I wanted to ask you if you are still able to make it tomorrow at around 3pm."

"For what?"

"To fill the bellies of those attending Miss Misito's charity event of course!"

Kisame was quiet for a minute. "What are you talking about?"

"You know. You wanted to commit suicide and then you saw our ad. Then you..."

"Wait, back up a second. What did you just say?" When Naruto repeated himself, Kisame cut him off before he could continue. "I never wanted to do that."

"What do you mean never? Just last week you called us saying you've had enough of life and if you may as well die, why not go out delicious!"

"What do you mean by delicious?" asked Kisame.

"You wanted us to make you into a pot of delicious shark fin soup! You know because you look like a shark and all."

"I've never said that, so don't call back creep!"

"What?! You mean we invited all these folks over for nothing! You piece of cowardly shit! Bea! He's not coming! Because he's a coward that's why!"

"Aw man." said Sakura. "I really wanted some shark soup. He looked delicious."

"Yeah. Real delicious. I got some potatoes, beets, and the works for this stupid coward and he backs out at the last minute!"

"He must have soiled himself then."

"I didn't soil myself, dumbass, and I didn't agreed to be cooked either!" snapped the blue man.

"COWARD!" shouted Naruto. "And to think I was thinking about how good you were gonna taste."

"I don't give a damn..."

"You know, Bea, they said that shark penis tastes really good simmered in broth."

"Oh I heard that too. I had some good recipes for it too. I heard the testicles smothered in soy sauce and in some gravy tastes really good."

"That does sound good. Too bad we'll never get to taste them. He looked hung too. He would have fed us all for weeks!"

"Months even! Maybe even a year! Come on, Mr. Hoshigaki! Just let us eat you!"

"HELL NO!" said Kisame.

"What about your balls?"

"NO!"

"What about a foot?" asked Sakura.

"NO!"

"One nut! Just one nut!"

"HELL NO!" said Kisame.

"Then a cheek! One butt cheek!" said Sakura.

"NO!"

"Your dick!" said Naruto.

"HELL NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY DICK OR MY BALLS OR MY ASS! I'LL TELL YOU WANT YOU CAN HAVE! MY FIST UP YOUR ASS, YOU..."

"I never took you for someone to call a sex line." asked Kakuzu in the background. "Seems like you got the wrong number."

"No, it's..."

"I'll leave you be then."

"No, Kakuzu! Wait...shit. Thanks a lot, pricks." Naruto and Sakura burst out laughing. Unfortunately for them, Kisame hadn't hung up and neither had they. "YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!"

"Oops!" Naruto hung up. "I think that's enough of the akatsuki for one day. No telling if they could track us back."

"True. I have to get homE anyways. Bye Naruto!" Sakura got up and left.

Another great day of pranking done, Naruto thought feeling satisfied as he prepared himself some dinner. Even better they had the numbers for the akatsuki. They were going to have a fun day tomorrow. That is if Ibiki hadn't figured out what Naruto did or the Akatsuki tracked them down for that call.