Chapter 8: Subordinates of the Carribean Part 1
Psycho's POV:
"Eeek! Split up!" I yelled without thinking. Nice one Einstein. I should know what happens when people in those crappy horror flicks that I like to watch split up!
Flashback:
Girl: Hello? is someone there?
Boy: I think we should split up and look around.
Girl: But... But what if it's a deranged killer?
Boy: Calm down! This isn't some bad horror movie!
Psycho: (throws some popcorn in her mouth and gets cozy on the couch while watching the movie) Wouldn't you like to know.
Girl: H-hello? Who's there? (a loud bang is heard)
Psycho: Heehee! You're a-gonna die-a! You're a-gonna die-a... a!
Girl: (shrieks as a very gory scene takes place on the screen)
Psycho: That is so fake. (flips the channel) Ooh! Bride of Chucky!
End Flashback:
What movie was that anyway? Friday the 13th... No... Halloween? No.
"Catch!" a mocking yell sounded. I turned around, only to have the end of the fur on my ear clipped by a flying hatchet.
"Aah!" I threw the bottle of holy water at Chopper. It shattered on impact, and a whirlwind appeared around him while he screamed and fell into the puddle under him. That should keep him busy for awhile. I ran past him and practically flew into the door of a small shack.
It was a "cozy" little place. The basics: Hatchets sticking out of the wall, blood on the bed sheets, leather chaps thrown here and there. Does Sledgie live here?
"That little..." I heard right outside the door. Huh-oh! I jumped into the curtain on corner of the house, concealing myself for the time being.
"Psycho? Come on out!" Chopper said in a Freddy-ish voice. I silently shivered. That movie will forever leave me with mental scars... not it was scary... It was just... weird... (coughs)
His head went up when I coughed. How stupid can I get?
I saw his hand going for the curtain. I sucked in my breath and shut my eyes when I saw the hatchet go back in a preparing to strike motion. The blow never came though. I opened one eye. He was just smiling and het put the hatchet away before walking out. Was he toying with me? That d-ck!
Katie: Psycho!
Me: What? All I said was duck! The censorer must be broken.
Katie: Oh.
Me: No, I'm lying. I said di- (is hit with a plunger)
Chopper left some butteflies outside. I shut the door and curtains when he teleported away. There was a pile of books on the dresser. Diaries maybe? Being the nosy person I am, I grabbed about five books and began flipping through them.
"Book of Entities... How to get back at the girl who you proposed to but turned you down in a violent manner... The Cat in the Hat WTF?... A letter?" I picked it out of the Cat book and read it to myself.
Chopper,
Keep your eye out forAshigawa, she's been reported to have last been seen around the Mausoleum. The nerve of her! She thinks just because she's the Priestess of all Entities, she can disappear at a time when she is most needed! And make sure she doesn't reach those cat-rooder-things! We can't afford to mess this up!
Jemima
"Ashigawa? Where have I heard that before...?" The name was definitely familiar...
I shook my head and walked out with the letter shoved into my pocket. No Katie in sight, and now I'm unarmed. Now what?
Katie's POV:
"Justin Timberlake!"
"No! Get away from me! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!" (Corroder knocks over a few tombstones to get through the graveyard)
I jumped over the rubble, waving a pen and a used napkin in the air.
"Wait! No JT! I need you to sign this for my sister!" Why is he running?
"Justin!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE!" he sida before diappearing.
"NYYYYOOO! COME BACK!" I screamed, but he was nowhere to be seen.
He ran...
Why do they always run? WHY?
(Corroder stops running after a few minutes)
Corroder: Wait, wasn't I supposed to kill her? DAMMIT (runs back)!
Hm, I guess I'll go stalk Johnny Depp now. Oh, no he's coming back. Scratch that last thought!
"JUSTIN!" I squealed. I expected him to run again, but I got a near face full of acid. It missed my face and grazed most of my ponytail.
"Start running..."
Uh oh...
"Ooh! Look! Cameron Diaz is cheating on you with Brad Douriff!"
"CAMERON!"
"Go get her Mr. Timberlake!"
"Right! I'll do it!" he said before running off again.
Wow, Psycho was right. He is afreaking retarded.
I ran down past a large lion shaped fountain and saw a pedstal standing in between two lion statues.
"Purify thyself with holy water'. Okay!" I dumped a dose of Holy Water on my head. A ball of acid spray zoomed by my head and struck the pedstal, melting half of it. Inside was a circle-thingy like the one Psycho had, only with a black moon carved into it. I picked it up and stared at it.
"It is so prettiful! Isn't it Justin?" I said. Justin? When did he get back-? Aah!
"I'M NOT DATING CAMERON DIAZ!" he roared. But I read in those magazines my sister reads that they were getting married!
"But Justin, Peoples' magazine said-"
"I'M NOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE?" he screamed.
"...I duuuunnno!" I said. But he really is Justin Timberlake! And Johnny Depp and David Hasselhoff and Eddie Murphy were themselves too! Why do theydeny it? They probably think I'm just another screaming stalker fangirl! Well I'll have you know- JOHNNY DEPP!
"Thaaaat didn't take long," JT muttered. I threw holy water on him and ran past Johnny Depp while he laughed at Justin Timberlake. I ran back up the road, past the spooky looking trees, through the bushes that sort of resembled Britney Spears (or her hair. Yes, I'm making fun of her.), under the rabbit hole, through the trees, over the moon, down the cow ranch, and into the harbor!
Everybody: 0-o
Umm... I went to the shack.
Psycho: (walks up twirling some car keys on her fingers) Now wasn't that easier to say?
Me: Not really, no.
Psycho shook her head and made an annoyed grunt.
"Whadda ya' say about a little road trip?" she said while smirking and holding up the keys.
This is gonna be good.
At the lion statues...
"Dammit! Stop laughing!" Corroder yelled at Chopper, who was bent over laughing at the gas-man trying to spoon the water out of his boot, which was curiously rising with steam.
"Sorry! It's just so funny!" he cackled. Corroder just threw off his shoes. Behind a nearby pillar, a woman with flowing blonde hair wearing a white robe peered over a pillar at the two.
"Shut up! Remember why we're here!"
"Right. Bring one or both of the girls back to his excellency, find Ashigawa, rule the world. That can't be too hard... Do you hear Pirates of the Carribean music?"
The woman vanished as a blue car flew over the pillar where she previously was.
"Katie! Stop! I think we hit someone!"
"Oh quit whining Psycho! Just enjoy the ride! And turn the radio up!" I said. Psycho turned up the radio, which was playing my new Pirates of the Carribean Soundtrack. Johnny will lurve it!
"Can you even drive?" Psycho said with fear etched in her voice.
"No, but neither can you."
"(eyes go wide) Oh shi- Aaaaaah!"
"WOOHOO!"
(car flies over hill and onto Corroder)
"Sh-t that is Holy!" Chopper yelled as the car pulled off of him and zoomed through the gates.
"I...think you... m...ean Holy... Sh-t..." Corroder murmered as he pulled his broken body together.
"Right. That too. HEY! Those were the two we were after!"
"Nice job Captain Obvious, tomorrow we learn how to spell 'dog'. Now let's got them!"
I turned to Psycho when they were oput of sight. She had attached herself to the seat with her claws and was breathing heavily.
"Don't...EVER EVER EVER... Do that again..." she hissed. I dug through the glove department and pulled out a large paper bag.
"I think I know how to shake these guys off for awhile!"
"I'm not going to like this, am I?" Psycho muttered. Teehee! She'll like thias one! I brought out she and her sister's Halloween costumes from last year. She peered in the bag and stared at me.
"Please tell me this is a joke."
Psycho's POV:
"Where'd they go?" Chopper growled while pushing the seats aside and ripping through the airbags of the empty car. Corroder watched from a nearby gravestone.
"They're not there you know," he yawned. Chopper stopped destroying the car.
"Then where'd they go Einstein?"
"I don't know!"
"Hey! Dummy and Dumber!"
"HI JT AND JOHNNY!"
"Shut up! Try to sound like you mean business!"
The two killers turned to the sound of the yelling. Chopper immeadiatly started laughing, and Corroder just stared, looking like he was about to burst into a fit of laughter.
There was me and Katie. Wearing old Halloween costumes. Captain Psycho Sparrow and Katie Turner. God I feel so humiliated.
I didn't pick out those costumes for future reference.
...I didn't... (coughs)
"Okay, I'll try again-"
"No, too late. They saw us. Now, what's this plan of yours?" I backed up as they advanced.
"I don't know. I just felt like a good chase."
You know those urges to become homocidal and/or suicidal some people get?
"You moron."
I was feeling both.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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Next chapter: Subordinates of the Carribean Part 2
