I don't think I am ever going to get that image out of my head...jack's pretty pissed at me for going after Edwin Morgan...but the guy deserved everything that he got. I'm just sorry that Gwen got caught up in the middle of it.....Shit...could my day get any worse? It was just...I know I wasn't there but to see what that scum bag did to her (lizzie) and not be able to help...I hope that device never sees the light of day again....Cooper took it home with her and I'm a bit pissed off that Jack didn't give her a bollocking, but then I guess we all break the rules....except Tea Boy that is.

I feel like shit, can't believe I have been so affected by this.

Janet research...I've been trying her on different meats to see how she responds and then offering things like fruits...amazingly she was able to peel an orange but she refused to eat it though she did seem to like the smell as she rubbed the peel over her hands and kept sniffing them....Chicken didn't go down too well neither did fish, but she likes lamb so I am using that as a treat for when she co-operates with experiments.

Tea Boy has been quiet lately...apart from to lock it up he refused to touch the 'ghost machine'. He looked terrified of it actually...Me thinks he's also looking too pale and thin, these days....don't think he ever goes home. Still if he's not shacking up with Jack each night I wonder where he is sleeping.

Sometimes I just hate this job....still thinking about Lizzie Lewis...I don't even know why this one got me like it did.

Tosh loved the device of course, gave her a chance to show off her technical wizardry...she is good I'll give her that! She's a weird one. I think all women are....the bloody lights again...Fucks sake.... We seriously need a new generator...Thought Tea Boy fixed it! Obviously not useless git.

Tosh tried showing me how to attach an image file to this and of course I can't do it and I'm too embarrassed to ask her again...maybe I can bribe the Tea Boy...threaten one of his ties or feed laxative to the leatherbird...No maybe not we'd all need brolleys if I did that....

This game is becoming routine now...

Parts of the body....

Jack....Penis...Obviously it is the only thing he thinks with.

Ianto....Hand....Because that's the only way he gets any.....

Tosh....Brain...obviously doesn't need any.

Gwen.....Tits....yeah she's got nice ones...

Me.....Now...this is not easy.....balls I think basically because I'm brave, handsome....etc etc....

Alternate names....No wait porn names....Yeah

Jack.........Damn this is really hard.....no not that...it is really hard to think of one....Captain Charisma? Captain Cock?......

Ianto.....Queen Coffee Cutie.

Tosh.....Toshi Truelove

Gwen.....Love Lips

Me......Doctor Dildo...Hah that's a bit gross.....Doc Debonaire. Oh yeah trust the bloody spell check to get that wrong!

Name therapy...see I feel better already.....