Prompt - wise
Seth wrote words on a piece of paper.
"No." He scratched it out. Scribbled some more.
"Stupid!" Scratched out again.
"I need to get Summer a ridonkulously amazing Chrismukkah present."
He suddenly looked over at Captain Oats.
"No, no. Last time you gave me advice I handed her a 'Jamaican me crazy' shirt and she practically strangled me with it!"
Seth returned to writing for a moment before looking back to the horse.
"Captain Oats, you're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered in plastic."
The horse was still.
"Summer will love that box set of Yakuza Prep films! Thanks!"
Extra Chrismukkah points if you tell me what movie I swiped a quote from.
