Thanks to Savannah Silverstone, Guest FarmersDaughter, paisley15, Dash99, and AreiaCananaid for their reviews and suggestions! Thanks for the 50 reviews everyone! Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes or mistakes in the slogans. I am not saying that any of the companies or products in this fic are better than another company or product of similar description.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ranger's Apprentice, EA Sports, Luvs diapers, or Klondike bars.

EA Sports (Thanks to Bralt)

Will released the bowstring, and the arrow slammed into the target.

"Better," Halt called from where he sat sipping his coffee. "With practice, lots more practice, you might reach mediocre."

"But, Halt," Will complained. "This isn't fun!"

Halt sighed and took another sip of his coffee. "Of course it isn't."

"Ah-ha! So you admit it! It is boring!"

"I didn't say that. I said it wasn't fun—"

"Exactly!" Will interrupted.

"—because it's serious fun," Halt finished, smiling at Will's less than exuberant response. Then he yelled, "NO PROFANITY!"

Luvs diapers (Thanks to paisley15)

FIRST APPRENTICE

Halt studied the map of the routes that Morgarath would use. How could he prevent this so-far unsolvable problem with their defense in time? Then he got an idea.

Halt jumped up and swung into the saddle. He touched his heels to Abelard's sides, and they went off at a canter. He had to get to King Duncan and fast.

About one hour later, Halt realized something. He had left the sleeping Gilan at their campsite. Dang it.

SECOND APPRENTICE

Halt stared at the charts in his hands and realized the enormity of what he had to do. Halt glanced at the sky. The sun was just starting to peek over the horizon. It was time to go.

Halt crept over to Will's sleeping form and kicked him in the side.

"Ow!" Will hollered and sat bolt upright. "Why did you do that, Halt?"

Halt just smiled and said, "By their second apprentice, every mentor is an expert."

Klondike Bars (Thanks to Savannah Silverstone)

Will searched through the freezer. Where were the Klondike bars?

Halt glanced up from a book about poisonous plants. "What are you looking for, Will? You're supposed to be practicing your silent movement."

"Well, yes, but I wanted a Klondike bar and I can't find them!"

Halt sighed and reached into the cooler that was on the floor next to his feet. He pulled out a Klondike bar. "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

"I won't ask a question for six hours unless it is really, really important."

"Make it twenty-four and we have deal."

Will nodded and they shook hands. Will took the bar and started to eat it.

Five minutes later

"Can I have another Klondike bar?"

Halt's book made speedy contact with Will's head.

Sorry for the late update. I got sick. My other stories will be updated soon too, for those of you that read them. Other suggestions will be used later, I just have so many, not a bad thing by any means. Please review!