Disclaimer : I do not own Princess Tutu at all
Warning : Major OOC as usual...
Presenting : What Princess Tutu Characters would NEVER say
Now with : uzura!
"I'm not being mean, you're just being pussy, zura."
"Bitch!"
"Shit what was it again...mura...bakura...yura...bura-bura...ah dammit!"
"Oh My God, I killed Duck, zura!"
"Rape time, zura!"
"I wonder if they have a machine gun lying around anywhere here in Kinkan, zura..."
"Mytho shouldn't be Prince, zura. He should be known as the artist formerly known as Prince, zura!"
"Damn! Someone took the last cookie from the cookie jar, zura!"
"Get this damned drum off me, zura!"
"I think I'm emo, zura! I have no parents, I have make-up on my face, my gender can confuse people, and I play drums...very emo-like if you ask me, zura!"
"If I'm hanging out with someone as old as Drossylmeyer, is he the pedophile or am I the necrophile, zura?""
"Fakir, you need to get laid, zura."
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, zura!"
"FUCK YOU, zura!"
"Rue, both flamingos and ravens suck, zura!!!"
End, bwahahahahahahahahaha! (Yes I know Uzura is a girl, but sometimes she really does look like a boy O.o)
