AN Hello class. This is an intermission. Kind of like an intermission that you would find if you went to a very expensive play. See this class is very high quality its like an expensive play. The intermission is the flood myth of Bobs kind as he is the dalek god of love. This is because he is a pure bean.
Bob the Dalek was very sad. He coulnd't belive that his past lover Rose was kidnapped by space and the universes beyond. Bob sat on his bed thinking to himslef. He as far as he knew was the only dalek with a soul a conscious and a ability to love. He cried a tear that made his bed all wet. His supple curves were no longer supple they were just curves and he cried because of the persecution of society…
Bob was sad so he cried a lot.
Then bob cried because he was sad.
Bob sat on his bed, and started to cry, in extreme sadness.
Then, in a metaphorical reference to the classic novel To Kill a Mockingbird, the doctor who entered the room. He killed all the other daleks by squishing them with his time boobs. In another allusion to F. Scott Fitzgerald's entire life he became really hot. He was so hot suddenly girls started throwing themselves at his metallic body, saying "OH BOB THE DALEK TAKE ME NOW YOU SEXY BABE" (yum) They clung onto him like a horny koala clinging on to him like a sexy eucalyphis tree.
but bob didn't give a carp because they weren't rose.
He cried.
Bob the Dalek's tears began to accumulate. He thught about his fallen friends…his lack of supple curves…his love Rose, his Rose with sparkling beautiful thorns that was soft like petals…
His tears gathered together, first there was one, then two then 19 then 4509 then there were MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF TEARS gathered all together in a sexy tear pile. (analyse how it's the opposite of earlier in the story. (OMG CONTINUTITY)) Then his water borke and he gave birth to the famous internet troll Eridan. His horns hurt his metal exterior and he hurt and he cried more and flooded the universe. He was actualy mpreg all along.
And thus ends the flood creation myth of the dalek race. Daleks today still look back on this legend an they believe in Bob they believe in their god Eridan who also became mpreg like his father (was he trying to follow in his father's footsteps?) Little do the non-believers know that Bob really does exist. Bob exists in all of us. Deep down, all of us want to cry and we all have supple curves of our hearts. That is why this legend is so timeless. I hope it has changed your life as much as it changed mine.
The end.
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^ put ur mark there class. Grade my story for your analysis skills.
