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Chapter 8.
AN: stop flassing ok! (What in the world does Flassing mean? It's not on google but I went on urban dictionnary and got this: Flassing is recommended for people who have a great deal of things stuffed in or up their cracks that they become stiff and obnoxious. So, apparently to her, we have something up our a$$ and we need to stop getting it out. OMG!) if u do den u r a prep! (Thank the tin god! Only preps have this problem... No wonder Retard said that, she has the problem!)
Everyone in the class stared at me (No shit Sherlock!) and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. (I think it went more along the lines of: I'M FREE! Thank you sooo much!)
"Ebony, it's not what you think!" (That part is probably true) Draco screamed sadly.
My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. (I love google: understated: avoiding obvious emphasis or embellishment. See, even her friend hates her) She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair (Hair can be gothic? It's probably Goffic) and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. (Let me try to understand that phrase. "opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on." So she opened her eyes that looked like blood but she was wearing contacts? Retard, I really don't like being confused!) She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. (Why? Your already white enough as it is. Great, now Retard has me sounding like a racist! Way. To. Go.) Hermione (NOOOOOOOOO! How dare she! I'm changing Retard's name to Stupid now) was kidnapped when she was born. (But the people who read the books or even saw the movies know that it isn't true) Her real parents are vampires (Bull shit!) and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. (I have a feeling I already read this before... Or maybe it's just my imagination) She still has nightmares about it (If she was kidnapped when she was born... Let's put it this way: Do you remember when you were born? ... Exactly) and she is very haunted and depressed. (Just because she's, apparently, your best friend) It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Poor girl... So un-original) (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) (Your religion does not make you a Slytherin you idiot! And if you read the books you would know that no one changes houses)
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" (ridiculous dimwit Let me guess... Stupid came up with it all by herself?)Snape demeaned (If you mean demanded, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO TYPE IT!) angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. (Not a good thing ignoring a teacher, *In a sing-song voice* you'll get in trouble)
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" (But... but... You weren't with Vampire/Harry... You're dating Draco... Sorta...) I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped. (Yeah, because it's everyone's bussiness)
I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. (Did she just change point of View? What were you thinking Stupid?) I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) (Then what's the problem?) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. (Wow, aren't you Happy go Lucky?) We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, (Obviously. In this story everyone has problems with Ebony/Enoby... Oh, you weren't talking about that? You know what... In this story I wouldn't be surprised if someone died and came back) and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) (Talk about being an a$$hole *Turns to Draco* It's okay, I know you're under alot of stress right now)
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" (But... She said... Never mind, I give up) said Vampire. (Are we still with Draco's Point of View?)
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" (Bitch! Go fuck yourself!) I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest (Get eaten by something, Get eaten by something) where I had lost my virility (Definition: 1. Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of an adult male or 2. (of a male) possessing high sexual drive and capacity for sexual intercourse. So, did you really loose your virility? 'Cuz if you did, I think there's something you're not telling us.) to Draco and then I started to bust (A move!) into tears. (Too bad she didn't burst into flames)
(A/N: My turn! What shall I do next? How about random dancing? Just kidding... This is better than that)
As I was crying against the tree that me and Draco did it on. The rain stopped. That was weird... It never stopped raining over here. And then my problems really started. I could see the sun starting to show! I backed up a little more into the forest to see if the sun would come out or not.
When I saw that it was coming out I started to run farther into the forest to escape it because, seriously, who-ever heard of a vampire that doesn't burn or explode in the sun. When I finally reached a part of the Forest that the sun didn't show through the trees, I stopped running.
At that moment I heard a growl. Where was I? And what was the thing that growled?
I turned around slowly and saw an eight legged thing.
And that was the last thing I ever...
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