Fay: DUPRE YOU LIAR

Blood: Such hostility. And here I was, thinking your attitude towards me would change after we reached an agreement. In any case, I'm quite busy at the moment with paperwork, so I suggest we postpone this conversation for now.

Fay: Busy my foot! I counted on you to uphold your end of the contract but you didn't!

Blood: I did keep to the contract. And I will uphold my end, provided that you do the same. Now, do you have something else to do other than throwing empty accusations at me? If not, then please excuse me. I have important work to do.

Fay: I have no idea what that work is, but I can assure you… what is currently happening to me is waaaay more urgent!

Blood: Very well. I'm listening.

Fay: I'm turning into a child, Blood!

Blood: … Are you referring to fact that you kept scooting away from me at the last tea party? Or the fact that you always try to avoid me in general, using the most unconvincing excuses? Then yes, I agree. I'm happy to hear that you have come to the conclusion that this sort of behaviour is childish.

Fay: What? No no no no, nooo! That's not what I meant! And my behaviour is absolutely reasonable!

Blood: So you admit that you want to avoid me?

Fay: No… that's just your imagination. I mean, why would I? Hahaha

Fay: Hahaha

Fay: Haha

Fay: Okay that's not the point. What I meant is that I'm literary turning into a child. The twins snuck in some kind of potion in the tea that will make me younger. I don't know how much younger, because it hasn't started working yet…

Blood: Ah yes, that potion. I was very aware they put it in the tea, since I saw them preparing it earlier. They already received minor punishments for defiling the tea.

Fay: Wait you noticed? You knew? What's up with the whole 'oh your attitude is childish' if you knew what I was talking about? No screw that, why didn't you stop them?

Blood: Why are you surprised, Miss Fay? Our agreement was that I would protect you within the borders of my territory from any form of action by the twins that would threaten your life or harm your body or mind. You would, in turn, attend all my tea parties.

Fay: Then why didn't you stop them from putting it in my cup?

Blood: Simply because I don't have to. This potion neither threatens your life or harms your body or mind.

Fay: HOW IS IT NOT HARMFUL FOR MY BODY?

Blood: It doesn't harm your body, it simply transforms it. Any objective third party would agree with my stand in this matter. The fact that you have been calling it 'potion' instead of 'poison' indicates that you do too, to a certain extent.

Fay: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

Blood: I am. In any case, I have just summoned the twins to my office and they showed me the bottle. I can assure you that the potion will not harm your body, therefore I kept my end of the deal.

Fay: How can you

Fay: Oh dear

Fay: BLOOD I DON'T CARE ABOUT STUPID TECHNICAL TERMS. I JUST SHRUNK. WHAT IS HAPPENING I'M FREAKING GLOWING

Blood: Yes, it was stated on the label that this would happen. Your body will stabilise after that process.

Fay: Wait wait, okay. I think I stopped getting younger and I'm not a lightbulb anymore. I just checked the mirror and I look like I'm eight. Please tell me you know how to get back to normal.

Blood: I do. Do you wish to acquire my assistance?

Fay: That sounded way to formal, Dupre. But yes, definitely yes.

Blood: Very well then. Shall I visit your bakery or do you wish to come to the Mansion for another round of negotiations?

Fay: Negotiations? Gosh you really never do things for free, do you?

Blood: Where's the fun in that, Miss Fay?

Fay: Okay, I'm seriously considering asking someone else for help.

Blood: That is an option, of course.

Blood: But keep in mind that someone else needs to be able to analyse the potion before choosing a counter potion and this process could take a long, long time. I, on the other hand, am already in possession of the counter potion. You could drink it immediately if you wanted.

Blood: But let this information not stop you in going to another source of help.

Fay: … Jerk. You are SO enjoying this, leaving me with no choice but to run to your side for help… Should've known. Okay, let me change into clothing that actually fit me and then I will go to your stupid territory. After the potion I need to scold those twins.

Blood: I am looking forward to your visit.

Fay: Dupre, I'm going to give you a piece of my mind too if I get there.

Blood: Very threatening coming from an eight year old girl. In any case, I have already thought of the thing I want in return.

Blood: Because you do know… it will come with a price.


Author: Pam pam PAM. Hi guys! I've been inactive for a million years or so, but I am planning to update all my stories again :D Please have a little patience and look forward to it :D