When in Middle-Earth…..

71. I am not allowed to set up a toll gate at the Bridge of Khazad-dum.

72. Three is not Boromir's lucky number.

73. I am not allowed to use super-glue on the Shards of Narsil….

74. …..nor the Horn of Gondor ( after the battle at Amon-Hen).

75. I will not attempt to keep a Warg as a pet.

76. I will not, under any circumstances, give Merry and Pippin coffee.

77. I will not pepper-spray the Eye of Sauron.

78. I will not graffiti the Black Gate…

79. …. and sign it ,"Aragorn".

80. I will not start a snowball fight on Mount Cahadras.