When in Middle-Earth…..
71. I am not allowed to set up a toll gate at the Bridge of Khazad-dum.
72. Three is not Boromir's lucky number.
73. I am not allowed to use super-glue on the Shards of Narsil….
74. …..nor the Horn of Gondor ( after the battle at Amon-Hen).
75. I will not attempt to keep a Warg as a pet.
76. I will not, under any circumstances, give Merry and Pippin coffee.
77. I will not pepper-spray the Eye of Sauron.
78. I will not graffiti the Black Gate…
79. …. and sign it ,"Aragorn".
80. I will not start a snowball fight on Mount Cahadras.
