This might be viewed as M, but T is so overrated. Teenagers are getting worse by the day. On with the story.
With everything that happened with Nobunobu, the Shinsengumi was back on track with Okita as their leader. Kondo had retired after Otae had realized her feelings for him. They began dating and married a year later. Hijikata gave away the leadership position to Okita as he was satisfied being vice-captain. Ever since he became Kaiser to the Shinsengumi, his life was utterly blissful. He had the power, the fame, and the money. Hijikata groveled at his feet. His big sister would be so proud of him. It's had been five years since she died and one year since China came back from training with her father. And when she came back it was a surprise to everyone.
As the prince of the planet of Sadists, Sougo Okita have realized that he may be a masochist. Yes, he loved inflicting pain on others. It was his passion and his enjoyment. He loved seeing their faces withering with anguish as he shot them or cut them down. He laughed to himself just thinking about it, but when it came to China, he was defeated.
As boss once said, Kagura, who had no sex appeal and had a waste of a voice actress returned as a woman. An alien woman that made his human's heart quicken whenever she was near.
"Bakaiser, I see you're still alive." Kagura said as she strolled the streets with her monstrous dog.
"China doll, it so nice to see you." He said sarcastically.
The guards of Kaiser knew to step away from him whenever he saw China. There were already rumors that she was pregnant with his child or they were secretly married. None of it was true of course. Well, not entirely.
Okita approached Kagura. Her stance tightened, as she gripped her purple umbrella and her eyes never left his.
"I'll see you tonight."
Her breath quickened. She gave him a small nod before glaring at him and his men before leaving.
That night, he waited in his king size westernized style bed. It was made for a Kaiser. And only he had that title. A knock was heard, then the door opened with Hijikata sending China in.
"Ch-" he was interrupted by her lips closing on his.
He went weak in his knees as she kissed the sadist out of him. She guided him to his bed and laid him down as she straddled him. Her long beautiful hair cascaded down to his face.
"I missed you." She admitted.
This relationship started a few months ago. Kagura and Okita were fighting per usual. Okita was winning. He had an advantage, but Kagura blocked his attack. Accidently, the two slipped and their lips collided in the mishap.
Ever since then, the two could not be in the same room without tackling the other. The first time this happened, it was Kagura who initiated it. Gintoki had a job to do for the Kaiser. Kagura wasn't going to attend, but it was big construction group and Kagura was the one who destroyed it in the first place. So Gin-chan forced her to go. When he made her go apologize and collect the payment. He was alone in his office. The two began to insult each other until they were face to face. Kagura took the opportunity to kiss him.
They had sex moments later.
Morning arose, when Okita awoke to find Kagura sleeping soundly next to him. The sunlight illuminated her skin making it shiny.
He laid next to her, contemplating his situation with China. Was this really right? Shouldn't he have tried to establish a proper relationship with her? Or rejected her from the beginning? No he couldn't. China always made his skin crawl, but with anticipation and want.
He flinched when he heard a moan. His head turned to see China shifting to face him. Her sleeping expression was the most interesting thing he ever seen. She looked so peaceful. It was like seeing a whole different person.
Unconsciously she snuggled closer to him. This was a first, after committing their sin, she would move away as far as possible as if she regretted doing this with him.
Sougo allowed it. He was not much of a cuddlier himself, but he was willing to try.
His thoughts distracted him once more as he remembered the way china used him. He enjoyed it, that he did, yet there was a feeling of emptiness within him. Did he want something more than this?
"Bakaiser." He heard. His head turned to face her.
"China, you finally up."
She rose from the bed to place her upper half on his body. Okita tensed as he felt his favorite parts of her body on top on his ribcage.
"Gin-chan is not going to be home for a few days."
"Honeymoon with Tsukyy?"
She nodded her head. Red met blue in the most intense stare down in history.
"So what are trying to say?" he knew, obviously, but he wanted her to say it.
"I'm living here for now. Then I have to find an apartment."
This was news to him. "What?"
"I'm going apartment hunting soon. I have to get a nice one that allows dogs."
"Why not live here?"
Kagura gave him a confused look. "Why would I?"
That hurt more than it should. "We are….whatever this is-"
"Enemies with benefits."
"Yeah, that and I think that we should make this more proper. Or something."
"You're confessing your love for me?" she teased, then tensed when he groped her pale ass.
"Just claiming what is mine." He stated before kissing her before placing her body under his. "Mine."
Soon a week became a month, a month became two and so on. Within a year, the whole Shinsengumi gave her the title of Queen Bakaiser, much to the couple's annoyance. And speaking of their status as one, well let's just say it had to be more rushed than what Okita wanted.
"Sougo, in a few months' time, there's going to be more yelling and arguing than ever." Kondo-san said as he came to visit the office with his three month old son, who thankfully, had Otae genes.
"Kondo-san, do not remind me." Okita was signing some contracts to renovate the Okita castle.
"How's Kagura?"
"Fat," he said with a smirk on his face. "To think, we are having twins. If you told me a year ago that I was engaged and excepting children with China, I would have sliced you like sushi."
"Is that such a bad thing? I mean, I believe in fate and you two are meant to be." Kondo commented.
"Kondo-san said we should get married right away." Okita lied as he lay on the bed with his pregnant fiancée.
"Uh-huh," she nodded, eating a tub, literally a tub, of ice cream.
"Wait, you're serious?"
She nodded in agreement. "When you grow out your hair to look like a real samurai, then we'll get married." She told him.
And so, he did. He grew his hair, passing his lower back, in just a year. The twins were a few months old, the girl had her uncle Kamui's hair color with father's crimson eyes, and the boy was an exact replica of his father with his mother's ocean blue eyes. Shinpachi and his wife were watching over them as the bride came down the aisle.
"Damn you sadist." Kagura said as her Gin-chan walked her to her groom.
"You lost the bet, china. And besides," he began to say as she faced him. "I'm your masochist."
And with that, the Bakaiser and his queen lived "happily" ever after.
Feel free to make any requests for chapters. But AU or Anime, I haven't read the manga.
