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"CLOSED!" exclaimed Anko in shock as she stared at the sign in front of her, the hand written note the only explanation as to why her favourite food bar (apart from the wonderful joys of Dango) wasn't open. Reading the paper, she mumbled the important parts as her eyes glided through the writing. "Heading out of town...picking up ingredients...be back in TWO WEEKS!"

It was at that moment when Anko dropped to her knees, expecting rain to start falling overhead as she realised she wasn't going to see her favourite Gaki for at least two weeks.

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The walk back to the Hyūga compound was a long one for Hinata, her mind racing over the events that had transpired last night and how she should explain them to her father. It had been the first time she had ever spent the night outside of the family household and as such she feared that she was going to be severely punished for her actions, especially since she hadn't told anybody what she was planning on doing in the first place.

"Hinata," said a voice from nearby alerting the Hyūga princess. Turning around, she found herself looking at her sensei and Shino walking towards her, once again her third teammate was nowhere to be seen.

"Kurenai-sensei, Shino-san," said Hinata politely as her team stopped in front of her.

"We've just been by the Hyūga compound looking for you, although from talking to the guards it appears your sister is quite sick, do you know what might have caused this?" asked Kurenai.

Hinata swallowed nervously as she shook her head from side to side despite knowing exactl what had happened. Kurenai seemed to realise that this wasn't something that the young Hyūga wished to talk about. "Anyway, you need to head home and pack enough equipment for two weeks, we've got a C ranked mission," explained Kurenai.

"C rank...but what about," said Hinata indicating towards where the final member of their team should have been, especially for something as important as a C ranked mission.

"He's still ill, we're not quite sure how long it will be until he recovers," explained Shino. "However this mission is a double up, we are teaming up with another team to execute two missions at the same time. Apparently this is to help us rookies enter the ninja world with little stress."

"I see..." said Hinata deep in thought. "W-what other team are we partnered with?"

"Team 7."

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Sakura stood awkwardly in the middle of the Hokage tower as she and her team waited for their clients and the team that would be joining them. Her hands nervously fiddled around with the hem of her skirt, her clothes slightly torn from the previous nights activities of which were fresh on her mind. Once again Sake had played a major part and despite how young Hanabi had been she too had joined in the fun until she had fallen asleep on her sister's lap. Sadly her petite frame and young age were unaccustomed to the alcohol and Sakura imagined she would be nursing quite a severe headache earlier that morning. Unlike her however, Hanabi had been taken home by a Naruto clone while she and the other girls ended up staying the night at the boy's house. Once again she had found herself in his bed although the number of people within had increased since the previous night but she had found herself a lot more comfortable with the situation.

"Hey Sakura!" exclaimed Tenten as she and her team walked in for a mission, no look of misfortune upon the brunette's face. It even seemed that Tenten hadn't bothered to head home after the night's antics, her clothes still having a strong smell of alcohol upon them along with several stains which created a unique pattern on her shirt.

"Such beauty!" exclaimed Lee dressed in his usual green spandex who was standing beside her, identical to the one worn by an identical older version who had run across to Kakashi.

"Thanks?" said Sakura nervously, slightly afraid of the boy. Standing next to them was a Hyūga, who unlike his teammates seemed to be wearing a scowl, whether because of the boy's actions or personality Sakura wasn't sure.

"Don't worry about them," said Tenten stepping forward before inhaling deeply through her nose before giggling. "Is that lavender I smell?" she asked causing Sakura to look away as a blush quickly spread across her face, unnoticed by the boys as their attention had turned to the one sided conversation between the two senseis. "I never thought that they would have smelt like that."

"Tenten!" exclaimed Sakura in a hushed whisper turning away from the friend only for the brown haired girl to drape her arms over Sakura's shoulders in an impromptu hug.

"You two were going at it so hard last night and neither of you wanted to share," whispered Tenten, her tongue flicking across the base of Sakura's ear sending shivers down the girl's spine. "After what happened it was no surprise that they would leap at you, but the way that you reacted was priceless. We could re-enact the show here for everyone right here, wouldn't that be a show for the Hokage." Sakura wanted to voice her opinion against the idea but after having had another pair of lips pressed against hers time and time again she couldn't help but wonder if the sensation would be similar with Tenten. Clearly her lack of speech also made it easier for Tenten to understand. "You naughty girl," she said turning Sakura around and bopping her lightly on the bridge of the nose with her forefinger before closing the distance between them. "I'll test your technique after you get back from your mission."

With a sly smile, Tenten walked away deliberately swaying her hips seductively, causing Sakura to flush even more. "Are you alright?" asked Kiba as he rubbed his nose at a fast pace, Tenten's team leaving as the Hyūga had gotten the mission while their sensei complained to Kakashi. "You don't look so good."

"I'm fine," said Sakura forcing a smile which seemed to be enough for the Inuzuka. "What was with that weird sensei before? I know we saw them back at the ramen bar but what did they want?"

"Apparently he is sensei's eternal rival or something along those lines, he kept screaming on about things like the power of youth, I'm surprised you didn't hear it," said Kiba in response.

"I was distracted," said Sakura, not going into detail.

"So where's the team that's taking me to Wave?" asked a gruff voice causing team seven to turn around and find an elderly man standing there, work tools slung over his shoulder and a flask in his hand.

"That would be us," said Kakashi causing the man to look at them with distaste.

"I'm meant to be guarded a one eyed man and three kids, the dog's probably got better luck of getting me there safely than these guys," he said out loud, insulting them to a certain degree.

"If you wanted better ninjas you should have paid better money," said Sasuke which irked the man somewhat, but he remained silent.

"Now we have to wait for the second team to arrive and the second client and you'll be set," said Sarutobi with a sigh, knowing that shit may very well hit the fan within a couple of minutes.

"I've been meaning to ask about that," said Sasuke gathering attention. "When we were first informed about this mission, you never told us who the second client was but had Kakashi take us to the Ramen Bar. Were we meant to rendezvous with someone there?"

"I believe you've already met him," said the Sandaime causing all three of the genin to look at him awkwardly. Slow realisation began to dawn across their features as they began to realise just who they were escorting.

"Shouldn't he be fine by himself?" asked Kiba, Akamaru yipping in approval.

"Be that as it may, he made the request and as such it is our duty as shinobi to fulfil it," said Sarutobi. "You should know that he actually requested a rookie team to take him." This information was interesting to Sasuke and wondered what the blonde person had in store for them. At that moment, the door opened behind them causing the group to turn around and a severe blush to cross Sakura's face as her gaze fell upon the person Tenten had been talking about and the blonde hair that was all too familiar.

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"When I get all steamed up hear me shout, tip me over, poor me out," finished Hinata embarrassingly, having completed the task Naruto had given her. After Hanabi had been taken home, the group had opted for a game of spin the bottle and along with constant drinking had caused some hilarious effects. Sitting down with the group, Hinata span the bottle for it to land on Tenten.

"Alright Hinata, give me something fun," said Tenten, rubbing her hands together excitedly.

"U-um," said Hinata as she tried to think of something to do. "Tenten-san, you have to...u-um...do a handstand for five minutes against the wall?" Her statement ended up coming out as more of a question but Tenten nodded in approval before trying to execute a handstand, only to stumble and hit the ground hard.

"Are you alright?" asked Sakura, choking slightly on the Sake she had been drinking.

"I'm fine!" said Tenten through a fit of giggles before crawling towards the wall and performing her handstand with the full knowledge that after five minutes mixed with the amount of alcohol she had drunk and the blood rushing to her head she was going to be feeling under the weather.

"I'll go while we're waiting!" said Ino cheerfully as she grabbed the bottle and spun it forcibly, the nozzle stopping on her fellow blonde in Naruto.

"Alright Ino, what do I got to do," said Naruto not entirely thinking straight.

"Place me under the genjutsu that you put Hanabi-chan under earlier," she proclaimed. Naruto sighed, knowing that he had to perform the technique and moments later, Ino was in the middle of a steamy make-out session after several cries of 'Stop it,' and 'Please.'

"Let me get this right," said Sakura putting her fingers to her head as if deep in concentration. "This genjutsu makes the victim believe that they're making out with you?"

"Not quite," said Naruto taking a sip from his sake. "It actually focuses on a single person in the room whom the user has connections with, it can't create somebody out of nothing. The reason Hanabi saw me was because I was the only other person. If there is more than one person in the room, it will either go towards the strongest connection or a romantic interest."

"Sa...Sa..." moaned Ino in-between imaginary kisses.

"Figures she'd be making out with Sasuke," said Sakura as she lifted her Sake cup to her lips.

"B-but Sasuke isn't here," pointed out Hinata.

"Sakura!" screamed Ino as she began fondling with her breasts, causing the pink haired girl to send the alcohol out of her mouth in a spray of mist.

"T-t-that's interesting," said Tenten from her position, swaying despite leaning against the wall.

Sakura just sat there with flabbergasted, her jaw having dropped an inch in shock as her face burnt up something fierce. She only acted when Ino's fingers stopped pressing against her breast and started descending towards her womanhood, Sakura literally leaping from her position and knocking Ino to the ground. She believed that she had saved the day until she felt Ino's arm wrap itself around her neck as the hand which had been heading downwards was now placed on Sakura's breast, her fingers pressing tightly against the body part. Sakura's mouth opened in shock which only accelerated as Ino pulled her closer, causing Sakura's lips to crash against hers. Sakura could do nothing for several seconds as Ino's tongue roamed around the inside of her mouth. There was a solid thud from nearby as Tenten's concentration slipped and she hit the ground hard, but neither of the two girls noticed as Sakura began to kiss back, Ino's lips sending electricity down her body. It would be several minutes later when they broke the kiss and Ino slowly realised that somewhere along the line the genjutsu had stopped.

"S-Sakura?" she asked of the pink haired girl lying on top of her.

"Ino," breathed Sakura before realising exactly what had transpired, quickly climbing off the blonde haired teenager. As one the two girls looked around as if for answers only to find Tenten sitting there with a bowl of popcorn which seemed to have appeared out of nowhere, Naruto staring as if in a trance and Hinata passed out with a steady trickle of blood leaking from her nose.

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Both Team Seven and Team Ten looked on awkwardly as Ino and Sakura stood side by side in silence, unable to look one another in the eye despite being best friends. Shikamaru took a single look at the situation and despite realising something had gone wrong quickly deduced that it was too troublesome to try and delve into the reasons why the two girls were acting that way. Once again the door opened to allow a teenager with blonde hair to walk in, Naruto almost regretting it as he observed the situation in front of him, noticing the awkward silence he had broken with his entry. "I'll be waiting outside," he said before closing the door, sealing himself outside the room much to the confusion of all the males in the room.

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Hope you enjoyed.

Kakarot Son: Most of the time the clones display the single personality so I wanted to try and create a different type of setting with them bickering amongst one another.

Gaiseric: It appears that you are under the impression that Naruto will become a ninja at some point in the story, who says that he isn't content simply being a Ramen Chef?

Jigoku no Yami: Sasuke fighting with cards, I don't know why but I have this vision of him using cards instead of shuriken which serves to confuse his opponents so he can quickly finish them off.

YoukoTaichou: That's quite a list, many of which I don't know. We'll have to wait until later to see if anybody else joins in on the fun.

Brian Stetzel: Anywhere I can cash in those 10K in points? Seriously though I think we've been through this talk before with Merrier. You know that two dimensional characters is something I frown upon (although minor characters I can suffice with their time on screen being limited) and I'm happy to see that you reckon Naruto has this sense of being whole. What you have to look forward to is Hanabi has two weeks to think over the entire night and plot a suitable revenge plan.

QuirkyMadness: Cool wouldn't be the work I would use there. I'd say he's more Abnormal or Quirky. Trust me though, this story isn't entirely original, I've just taken some really old ideas and made them into my own unique version.

Please Review and Peace Out.