A/N: Here's chapter 8. Read and Enjoy. Reviews are also nice too XD.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, its characters, or any content related to the Bleach franchise. All rights go to Tite Kubo and his staff.

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Yoruichi, Kukaku, and Rukia were enjoying the joy ride they were having on their way to the spa. The wind was blowing in their hair, speeding down the street at 70 mph, and not giving a care in the world. Multiple times at stop lights, some boys that were piled in cars would try to hit on them, trying to get the girls to follow them. But every attempt failed when Yoruichi challenged them to a mini race to the next stop light, if the boys won, they would come if not, no chance. Yoruichi obviously had the advantage since she was driving in a suped up Ferrari. She would just blow them a kiss for coming in second place.

"Alright princess I think that's enough racing for today, don't ya think?"

"I don't think so mom. This is freaking better than I thought it would be. Seeing the looks on those boys faces is priceless. They all look like Ichigo when he's all pumped up and ready to go to town on me and then I shut him down telling him I'm not in the mood."

"Yoruichi-san, I think Shiba-san is right. Maybe you should stop. I agree it is pleasant and all, but what if something happens to the car or more importantly us?"

"Alright, alright no more racing. I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to us now. But as for something happening to the car, its nothing a little sex won't fix."

"So Yoruichi-san, exactly where are headed to today? I hoped I'm dressed right for the occasion."

"Don't worry about that. We're just going to the best spa in the city. After that, well more shopping, you can never get enough of that right?"

"Hell yea princess, let's get this party moving now."

"Alright time to hit 100!"

The three women finally reached the spa and were amazed at the sight. It was like paradise was right in front of them. The second they walked in, they greeted by strong muscular men that took them over to the changing rooms to put their belongings down. First they had went to get body massages. During the time, Yoruichi would constantly tease the young massuse, daring him to massage lower and lower, but he was to embarrassed to even think about taking her upon her offer.

"Yoruichi, why the hell would you do that to the kid? The poor kid looked like he was ready to bust one just by rubbing your back."

"Well that's how you brake the innocent ones out of that phase. Ichigo used to be the same way before. Time and time again I would hit on him, sit on his lap, blow in his ear, but he would always get shy and turn down the advances. Then one day I just said fuck it, he showed up to the shop, I fucked him crazy, and now he is what he is today."

"What? A hot headed play boy, that gets angry quickly and is a dog looking to 'bone'?"

She couldn't help but laugh at how Kukaku described him. It was as if she took pride knowing she changed his whole life style, well the part that involves her anyways. "Pretty much.
He turned out to be perfectly fine for me, so I'm enjoying every bit of it."

"I must admit Yoruichi-san, you two do make the perfect couple. I mean they say no couple is perfect, but you two come real close. Now with the twins coming along, its going to be the perfect family. Although your sex life is going to drop so low, but you guys will overcome that."

"Ugh. Please don't remind me. That's going to be the hardest times of my life. But being a mother seems like its going to be fun. A little stressful, but that's why I have you guys to help out right?"

Both Rukia and Kukaku raised their eyebrows to the question. They were all for it when it was one baby, but two?

"Yeah princess........we're all....for it.....isn't that right Rukia?"

"Um, well, yea why...not? There's no harm in helping raise two...little....trouble...I mean wonderful kids."

Yoruichi rolled her eyes knowing they weren't fully up to it. The hesitation in their answers said it all.
"Well forget you two. Your going to be the forgotten god mothers, at least Orihime and Tatsuki will be their favorites. You two can just go burn."

"No, no Yoruichi-san. Its not like that at all. I am very willing to help out if needed, its just little children can be a handful sometimes."

"Don't worry Rukia. I was only joking. I'm the mother myself and I can already see myself yelling and screaming, telling them to calm down and relax. Well at least she tried to reason, what's your excuse Ms.?"

"My excuse? Its not an excuse. It is what it is. Those two brats are gonna run wild on ya, and you know it too. Its gonna be straight hell for the both of you."

"So what? You're saying you're not Going to be helping your niece and nephew in any kind of way at all?"

"Of course not. Somebody has to teach them how to be tough and fight back when being picked on. Of course it has to be me, since you and Ichigo won't be able to handle the job."

"Whatever you say. Oh, Rukia, Ichigo, this whore right here and I are going back to Soul Society next week. Ichigo and I are going to go visit my parents, Kukaku is pretending to go check up on Ganju when she is really going to go visit her future husband. You and Renji want to tag along?"

"Ok then. I see why not. Its been a while since we've been to Soul Society. I'll go visit squad thirteen and see how Ukitake-taicho and everyone else is doing."

"Then its settled. We leave next Wednesday. Most likely in celebration of the babies, my parents will throw some big dinner party, so bring some nice outfit to wear. Well I think its time we headed back home. I'm starting to burn up in this sauna."

Once the three ladies left the spa, they went on a quick shopping spree. They didn't pick up to many things, which made Yoruichi feel weird for the most part. They were now cruising through the streets back home as the sun began to set, giving the sky a burnt orange color.

"Well this was a lot of fun princess. What made you come up with this idea?"

"Well it was really a treat for you to cheer you up. You looked so gloomy around the house missing your hubby so much. Then I couldn't leave Rukia in the house with the boys, so we had to make it a three some. And look, it turned out to be great."

"Thank you for inviting me along Yoruichi-san. I had a wonderful time."

"No problem Rukia. What are girlfriends for?"

When they pulled up to a stop light, a blue sports car pulled up besides them. Yoruichi instantly recognized the car, it was one group of the boys that had lost in their little race they had earlier. From the looks of it, they came back for a second go at it.

"You boys back for another round? You guys are persistent. Why don't we up the ante this time, if we win, we get your car."

"Fine by me sexy, but what's our prize if we beat ya?"

"Oh well, the,, anything you boys want. Anything."

The way that last anything left Yoruichis mouth sent shivers down the 3 boys spine. They were now more determined than before. They had to win this time.

"Yoruichi, exactly what the hell are you doing?! I thought Rukia and I told you to drop the racing crap."

"Relax its the last one. Now hold on, I'm going all out on this one."

Both parties waited for the light to hit green. When it finally did, they both took off. Yoruichi was going so fast, she failed to her Rukia screaming for her life or Kukaku cursing her out. At this point the boys didn't stand a chance. Yoruichi got a little cocky and stood up waving back at the boys. What caused her to turn around was the loud horn coming from the 18 wheeler in front of them. Yoruichi eyes widen at the bright lights coming towards them.

"YORUICHI!!!!!!!"

Without thinking twice, she swerved out the way of the truck, but by doing so she ramed the side of the car into the metal railing. So much sparks were flying, it was as if someone was beaming a big flashlight into the car. Slamming her foot on the brake, the car came to a sudden jerk. When all was done Yoruichi looked back at Rukia, who had a shocked face and was grabbing on to the seats with all her life. Next she looked next to her to see Kukaku giving her a death glare that rivaled her own. And what made it wores was the stupid question she asked next.

"So........are you two alright?"

With perfect sync and timing, they both gave her the obvious answer.
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE?!!!"

Kukaku remembering the sparks, looked over at the side of the car and instantly turned to Yoruichi with a face telling her she didn't want to see this.

"Well princess......this is what happens when you don't listen."

Yoruichi got out and ran to the other side of the car, only to cover her mouth with her hands from all the shock. The side of the car was gone. Well the paint that his. It was now replaced by scratches all over. Yoruichi didn't know how to get out of this one.

"Well princess, when Rukia asked you if something were to happen to the car, you said its nothing a little sex won't fix right? Well this....with this.....get your pussy ready for a all weekend round the clock bangathon."

Yoruichi only closed her eyes and shook her head. Deep down, she knew Kukaku might actually be right. On their way she would constantly think of ways to solve this. She could tell him she was getting the car customized as a surprise and have it fix, but she didn't know the first place to go to. She decided......sex was the only way out of this. When they got back to the house, she slowly opened the door and saw no one was in. Ichigo and Renji must have gone out, while they were away. She called for Rukia and Kukaku to come in.

"Good he's not here. Now I got to find out where a repair shop is before he gets back. He absolutely can't see this."

"Can't see what?"

Yoruichi's heart skipped a beat when she heard the voice come behind here. This is where it could all come crashing down if she didn't play it out right.

"Hi babe! I didn't want for you to see....the....gift I picked out for you from the mall. Its...right here!"

She handed him a random bag. What he pulled out of it caused her to sweat bullets and scratched the back of her head. Ichigo was holding a bra in his hand. He looked up at her and gave her a 'wtf' look.

"Um.....surprise?"

"Yeah.....I don't know if you noticed, but this isn't exactly my cup size. Well I'm going out, can I have the keys please?"

"Out?! You're going out? As in right now? As in your going to leave the house?!"

"Yeah, that's the point of going out right. I'm going to go pick up some groceries from the store. So can I have them?"

"Ichigo you don't need to go to the store do you? Why don't we do something better instead and go to the store later?" By this time her heart was racing.

"Do something else? Like what? This won't take long."

"Well we could....maybe me and you can just....how about we uh.....You know what? Let's...let's...let's have sex!"

"I bet that won't take long either." Kukaku whispered into Rukia's ear as they watched the whole scene unfold. Ichigo began to get curious as to why Yoruichi was trying so hard to keep him from going out. He narrowed an eyebrow and tried to figure out what she was hiding.

"Yoruichi.....what happened while you guys were out?"

"Nothing babe. Why would you think something happened?" She tried to kiss him, but he dodged it and head towards the door. She instantly threw herself in front of the door to try and stop him from leaving.

"You know Ichigo, I really need you right now. Let's go upstairs and get this started. I got a brazilian today and the lawn is waiting for the sprinklers to come on."

He didn't even respond, he picked her up and put her aside. He opened the door and went into the garage. Yoruichi had failed. Any second now he was about to explode. She closed her eyes and covered her ears and prepared for the worst.

'Dammit! He's gonna see it!'

"YORUICHIIIIIIIII WHYYYYYYYY?!"

All three ladies ran outside to see Ichigo crying over the car. It was as if his dog died or something.

"Yoruichi?....why? Why? Why? Look at what you did to her." Between the whining and crying she was able to understand his words.

"Ichigo it was an accident. You see these boys challenged us to a race, and I wasn't just going to back down from it. Then a big truck came out of nowhere and I dodged it and now this is how the car is because of that."

Ichigo didn't even pay attention to half of the story. He was still crying over the fact that his beautiful car looked like crap now. Yoruichi felt bad for what had happened. If she had only listened to Kukaku and Rukia's warnings. She had to fix this and she knew exactly how.

"Ichigo let's go to the room."

He wouldn't even move a finger of the car. He still couldn't get over the fact that his Ferrari got wrecked. Yoruichi as strong as she was carried him all the way from the garage to their bedroom and threw him on the bed. She began to take off her clothes as well as his.

"Yoruichi what are you doing? The feeling of sex isn't going to fix what happened." His voice still whiny.

" Yeah well, remember the other day when I told you that you would have to earn your way for me to bring out all of my tricks? Well since I'm the reason for your wrecked car, its only fair that I give them to you free of charge."

Once they were fully unclothed, she straddled his waist and began to position herself very awkwardly.

"Yoruichi come on, just stop. No matter how good your little trick is its not going to cheer me up. It won't make me feel any goooooOOOOOOD WOW!!!"

"You see..doesn't..this...feel..great?"

"Great?! This is amazing! When did you learn this?! Damn Yoruichi! What the?! Not...so...soon!"

Ichigo tried to resist the urge to climax. With each movement, it seemed he came closer and closer to reaching his point. Yoruichi wouldn't pull this move out on anybody. The person had to be worthy of it. It had to be someone special to her. Ichigo matched both descriptions perfectly.
After what seemed like forever, they both finally climaxed with each other. Looking into each others eyes, they shared a passionate kiss, each others tounge fighting for overall dominance over the other's. They both wrapped up in the blanket as they cuddled with one another. Yoruichi rested her head on his chest while making small circles in his chest.

"You know I'm still mad at you right?"

"Yeah. I figured as much. I didn't mean to do it though. But still, its my fault."

"I'm not so much mad at the fact you wrecked the car. I'm mad at the fact that you put not only yours but Rukia's Kukaku's and the babies lives in danger. All over a stupid race against horny little teenagers. Yoruichi what were you thinking?"

She was lost for words, she didn't know what to say. She had never realized what she had done. She forgot about the concern of the others around her, especially the ones inside her.

"I...I...I don't know. I'm so sorry Ichigo."

He wiped the single tear that fell down her cheek. He pulled her closer to him to comfort her. It had just hit her, the many possible consequences of her actions. He kissed her forehead to reassure her everything would be fine.

"Don't worry anymore. Everything is alright. Just next time, think more of the future and not the present. I'm glad that you all are alright."

"Thanks Ichigo. You always fix everything don't you?"

"Well I have to right? After all I have to work on my skills more to get number one dad of the year in the upcoming years. After today's fiasco, I'd pretty much say your disqualified from the mom of the year competition for life."

His last sentence caused her to laugh a little but earned him a punch at the same time. She looked up to meet his brown orbs as his looked into her golden ones.

"I love so much Ichigo."

"I know. That's exactly why I feel the same. I love you too."

The two shared one lass kiss before drifting of into a deep, peaceful slumber together.

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Kirona sat in her house patiently waiting for the arrival of the guest she invited over. She had called for him over two hours ago and was beginning to lose her cool waiting for him any longer. No more than a minute later, the door bell had rung. She swung open the door to find a young man, no older than her with black shoulder length hair standing by the door.

"What the hell took you so long, Takato?! Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting?!"

"Dammit Kirona, why are you always complaining? Its freaking one in the morning, I'm so tired and you call me over for something you can't explain to me yet. Be damn lucky that I even came her. Now what do you want from me?"

"Come in. I'll explain everything to you now."

"Now, yes of course you'll explain now when I'm all the way at your house. Do you have any idea what I had to do just to get out the house without Hitomi noticing me?"

"Do you have any idea how much I don't care? Now anyways, do you remember the darling love of my life, Ichigo?"

"Kurosaki? Yeah, we all had class together. If I remember correctly you weren't exactly the love of his life."

"Shut up. You're all in to that audio technology crap right? You see I'm planning on getting my Ichi-kun back and I'm going to need your help."

"Why would I want to mess up that guys life. He's probably way happier without you in it you know."

"Shit up! I didn't ask you that! That purple hair bitch thinks she can keep him from me. She going to go through hell. If I can't have him, she can't either."

"You know Kirona, you sound like your about to take over the world, are you on your pinky and the brain flow again?"

"Screw you Takato! That was elementary. It was along time ago. The show had its influences."

"Yeah, anyways from the sound of your plan, your trying to get him back by destroying his relationship. I'm not down with it. Well if you don't mind I'll be leaving now."

"Oh no you won't. You see you're going to help me whether you want to or not, because I got these to make you."

Takato looked at what was in her hands. She went that low just to force him to help her. He didn't think anyone knew. But she did. Now he hoped she would be the last.

"Damn you Kirona! What...what do you want from me?"

"I didn't want to do it this way Takato, but this has to go my way. I hope you do forgive me for forcing your hand in this matter. You can go home now. When I need your assistance I'll just give you a call."

As he left, Kirona couldn't help but smile as her plan was slowly coming together piece by piece.

'Its all a matter of time. Just you wait Ichi-kun, if you won't come back to me, I'll make sure you'll have nothing to go back to period.'

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Everyone was fully packed and ready for their trip back to Soul Society. Ichigo and Yoruichi would go visit her family, Kukaku would visit Byakuya and maybe Ganju if she needed to punch something, and Rukia and Renji would report any updates to their squads for the time being before returning. They all threw their things in the back of the SUV and piled in, after all it was the only choice as of now.

"Alright everybody, let's this over with. We're going to Urahara's, its not so far from here, so I don't want to hear any bitching in the car."

"Oh shut up Ichigo. Its only five of us in the car. Just get to the driving already will ya."

"Look midget, just because your not tall enough to reach the steering wheel, doesn't mean you have to act-"

Ichigo dodge a book Rukia was reading. Just when he thought it was safe to get back up, her fist connected with his face. "How's that for a midget?"

"As I were saying, act like that. So now, is everybody ready to go?"

"Yes babe we are. But one more thing, if you don't mind that is."

"What is it Yoruichi?"

"You wouldn't mind if I drive to Kisuke's right?"

Ichigo only gave her the most 'are you freakin serious' look(kinda like the implied face palm look lol). Shaking his head, he started the car and drove off. About an half hour later, they reached the shop, with Urahara standing outside the door, expecting their arrival at this time.

"Well hello everyone. I just thought it was the parents to be, but it seems like we've got ourselves a perfect group for a tea party."

"Ha, ha Kisuke. Is the gate ready? I really don't want to hear anymore of your smart comments."

"Fair enough Yoruichi. If everyone is ready, I can begin."

When he was given the signal, the senkai gate appeared and the doors leading the way opened. They all stepped through and withing moments later they were on a plain grassy field back in Soul Society.

"Ahh. Home sweet home. Haven't been to the noble plane is a while, ain't that right princess?"

"Yeah, well I can't say I really miss it though. I definitely won't when I get to the mansion. Those people are going to barrage me with questions.
Well then, the way to my family is this way Ichigo, let's go surprise them I guess. Most likely my family is going to throw some kind of celebration for us, so you guys can all come later tonight."

Rukia, Renji, and Kukaku, headed in their own ways, while Ichigo and Yoruichi began their way to her mansion, which wasn't to far in sight. Ichigo's eyes grew when he saw the size. His was nothing compared to her family's house. Just the path from the gate to the door was bigger in size.

"Wow, and here I was thinking I had it big. But you, this is just overkill."

"Aww, your still big though....in other ways."

The way that last part came out of her mouth sent a cool shiver down his spine. Hopefully she wasn't going to act like this in front of her parents.

"You're a real tease you know. They say a girl gets her traits from her mother. Please tell me I'm not going to have to go through this with your mother, am I?"

"I guess you can say I get some of my traits from her. But most of me is original. So whatever you see me do is mostly exclusive babe. Now then, here we are. You ready for this?"

"More than I'll ever be. What can be the worst?"

Yoruichi kicked in the large door, greatly shocking Ichigo. Who would of thought she would treat her own house like that. Inside was one of the most beautiful places Ichigo had ever seen. His house was like shit compared to her's. Every spot of it was filled with expensive furniture, golden vases and statues. Heck there was a freakin fountain in the middle of the entrance area. He would trade his house for hers in a heartbeat.

"The sexy princess is home!!! Is there anyone in here?!"

A few seconds went by with no answer. She went into the living room, which was the size of a catering hall, to try again, but no one did not answer again.

"Call this a wild guess Yoruichi, but I think that maybe, just maybe, that they're not home."

"Thanks for the heads up captain obvious. I'm going to go check upstairs to see if anyone is still sleeping or something. Make yourself at home. I would tell you where the kitchen is, but you might walk into the wrong one."

"Eh? Wrong one? How many kitchens does your family have?"

"Not much. Just ten. I'll be back."

Ichigo sat on one of the many couches in the living room. Looking around, he felt that Yoruichi would be lucky to grow up in a house like this. But maybe it was the exact opposite. Maybe due to her status, she was always confined into the house, constantly followed by her guards. Well she did say Urahara and Tessai would play with her, so maybe it wasn't that bad.

Outside a group of four people were slowly approaching the front door. One man with white hair tied into a pony tail, average height with a thick mustache. The woman next to him had a dark tone skin color, with shoulder length purple hair and a some what curvy body figure. The other two was a young man and young woman. The boy was fairly tall and muscular. His features were similar to the mans. His hair was white but short and spiky. The girls was fairly short, about the height of the woman. By plain sight one would be able to tell she was the woman's daughter, she was an exact spitting image of her only her hair reached down to her back. When they stopped at the front door they were all in shock.

"Oh my. Well dear it would appear someone has broken into our home. I wonder who would try this at the home of a noble family. Surely they would expect countless guards to pursue them."

"Yes Katana dear but the guards are off to that convention they are having. It also appears someone is also still roaming inside."

The young girl called to their attention as she looked up. "Mother, father look. Someone is in Nee-san's old bedroom."

"Crap! Someone's been eating my porridge!"

All three of them turned to the young man with annoyed look on their face for his stupid comment.

"Really nii-san, was that really so necessary?"

"Yes Sizaku dear. Try to show a little more maturity. After all, your a soul reaper now. I don't want for Captain Zaraki to tell me my son is dead because he killed him due to his stupidity."

"Alright, alright I'm sorry. Everyone kept saying someone, couldn't help it."

They all slowly walked in, trying to avoid making any sudden movements that would alert the intruder. Both the elder man and his son made their way to the living room where they spotted a young man with bright orange hair holding up one of the vases.

"Father, that must be the intruder. It looks like we caught him in the act trying to get away with one of mother's golden vases."

"So it would seem my son. Don't alert him go around to the other side and wait for my signal to strike."

Once the boy was in position, he waited for his father to let him know when to take him down.

Ichigo was admiring one of the vases in the living room. He figured it must be worth thousands. He carefully put it back in position and looked up at a painting of a man with white hair hugging a woman that looked very much like Yoruichi, only Yoruichi was a bit lighter.

'Hmm. These people must be her parents. I see where she gets her looks from. I wonder if-'

"NOW SON!!! DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!!!"

Ichigo turned around to see where the loud noise was coming from, when he looked up to see a brute sized mammoth diving towards him. With his eyes wide from shock, he had not time to react. Before he knew he was tackled to the floor from what felt like a 18 wheeler slamming him into a wall, followed by a wrecking ball slamming into that same 18 wheeler.

"Ok father, he's down! Let's get him!"

Sizaku held Ichigo down in a head lock while his father jumped on top of him and began to pound on him.

"Take that you vicious thief! You dare enter the powerful Shihoin family's property to make off with our riches and expect not to be subdued? You clearly underestimate the power of my people!"

"What the hell are you talking about old man?! I'm no the-"

"Silence! Your pitiful excuses will cause you to look like an even more of a....a......what was the word you said you learned from the world of a living Sizaku?"

"Deuchebag?"

"Yes! Deuchebag! It will cause you to look even more like a deuchebag than what your hair already does."

"What?! My hair?! Look you old bastard, your hair look like some dude let one off on your head, so don't talk."

"Be silent you foolish child! I do not know of this 'let one off' you speak of, but I shall not let you stand here and make a mockery of me."

"What are you freakin blind too old man? Clearly I'm laying down on the floor, not standing...OUCH!"

Katana and her daughter, Reina walked into the living room after inspecting the other quarter of the first floor to see her husband and son attacking what seem to be the person responsible for the intrusion.

"Hiruzen dear, what on earth are you doing? Surely the intruder doesn't need so much punishment, does he?"

"But dear, he tried to steal one of your priceless golden vases. You can't forgive him for such an act can you?"

"Hmm. Well not that you put it in those terms, no I believe I can not. Well then carry on until you feel justice is served."

Ichigo could barely be heard from all the punches and kicks he was taking. Though most of them were not hurting him at all, it was still annoying to him. While such ruckus was occurring downstairs, Yoruichi was in her old bedroom going through her old belongings and remembering past events.

'Wow I can't believe they kept all these things. Most of it is junk now. Even my old teddy bear from the world of the living. Wow they must really want me to come back after all.......wait a minute. Is...is that noise downstairs? What the hell could Ichigo be doing.'

Yoruichi walked out the room and headed to the staircase banister to lean over to see what was going on. What she saw almost caused her to burst out in laughter. The sight of her father and brother attacking a struggling Ichigo was a pretty amusing sight. But she figured it would be best if she stopped it before someone ended up getting killed.....or worse.

"Um....father...."

"You despicable child! You will learn some respect!"

"Mother, little sister?"

"Ok now dear I do believe you've done enough to the boy."

"Hello family?!"

Everyone looked up to see Yoruichi looking down at them from upstairs. She gave them a simple smile and wave.

"Oh my. Yoruichi dear, is that you up there?"

"Yes mother, its your princess. Nice to see yo guys haven't changed."

"Like wise my precious. Yoruichi dear, would you by any chance happen to know this young man here?"

"Who? The boy with the orange hair? Hmm, no I believe I don't. He must have been trying to steal from the house. You should execute him."

"YORUICHI C'MON!!!"

"I'm just joking. Yes mother dearest, I know him. He's my really boyfriend."

Katana was quite surprised. She made her son and husband unhand Ichigo to let him stand up so she could properly inspect him.

"Hmm, muscular frame.....adorable eyes.....bad boy scowl....erotic hair color..."

She turned to Yoruichi who was now standing next to her. "I'm sorry Yoruichi dear but I can not approve him for you."

"And exactly why can't you approve him mother? I see nothing wrong with him. And you just stated nothing but positive things about him."

"I can't approve him because.....he so damn sexy!!!! Look at him! Clearly I taught my daughter well. She went out and fished her a nice handsome and sexy toy for her to play with."

Ichigo couldn't help but blush lightly from her mother's compliments about him. He had to admit, he was a stud.

"Oh mother stop. But why were you attacking him father, and you, you little....well big brat."

"Hey relax sis, we thought he was trying to grab moms vase and hit the door. And just because your my big sister doesn't mean you can walk all over me like you used to."

"Hello baby girl, glad to see your doing fine. Well your brother and I attacked him when we saw him holding up your mother's one of a kind golden vase. With the door busted open, we simply thought we had an intruder in the house. Had you sent us a message notifying us of your visit, maybe things would have gone differently, now wouldn't it?"

"Yes, yes father, but I wanted it to be a surprise." She turned to her mother and held both her hands. "Mother, I have a big surprise! Guess what it is!"

Both women began to get excited making squeals and giggling. Yoruichi from being anxious to tell her mother and Katana from anxiously wanting to know.

"Oh dear what is it? Are you moving back home?"

"No, why would I? But try again!" The excitement was rising even more.

"You killed that bastard for what he did to you so long ago?"

"No...unfortunately. But c'mon on mother one last chance!"

"Ok, ok, you had the best damn orgasim from that sexy boy toy over there?!"

"Mother god no!.......that ship sailed long time ago with him, but do you give up?!"

"I guess so dear, what is it?!"

"Your having grandchildren!"

Now, if the windows in that mansion weren't crafted from the finest window makers in all of Soul Society, every single one of them, from the very bottom floor, to the other six stories up would have shattered from the high pitch scream that escaped both the two womens mouth. Ichigo, Hiruzen and Sizaku had to shield their ears from the devastating scream, while Reina was immune to it since she was used to hearing and giving off such loud screams.

"Oh my gosh, my little princess has finally blessed me with grandchildren I can't......Yoruichi dear, you did say children right? As in plural to child? As in-"

"As in yes, I'm having twins!!!"

All the men had to once again cover their ears from round two of the scream fest that was going on. Ichigo felt like dropping from all the noise ringing in his head. Sizaku was nearly out of it and Hiruzen was about to blow his fuse.

"Oh I can't believe this is happening! Yoruichi dear you just made me one happy grandmother! And if the kids come out looking anything like their parents, well then. I wouldn't mind if my grandson came out looking just like...like....oh my. It seems we never got a chance to her your name. Would you mind?"

"Not at all. Ichigo Kurosaki, its nice to meet.....some of you." Ichigo turned to grill Sizaku and Hiruzen who were looking up in the air whistling with halos above their heads.

"Nee-chan I'm so happy for you! I'm going to be an aunt!"

"Thank you Reina. Its nice to know at least one of my siblings has giving me their blessings."

From his spot on the floor, Sizaku simply gave a thumbs up. He finally got up and escorted Ichigo to where he and Yoruichi would be staying, her over sized bedroom of course. The ladies all sat down discussing things like names, godmothers, and a lot of other baby related topics. Hiruzen simply sat on a nearby chair to gather his thoughts.

"So Yoruichi dear, let us forget this baby subject for a minute and talk about the real topic on our minds."

"Mother, I am not discussing that with you. That subject is between me and Ichigo."

"Oh don't be that way precious, come on, how good is he?"

Hiruzen cleared his throat to give off the signal that he was in the room and probably did not want to hear about this, but the ladies failed to notice.

"Ok fine. He's the freaking best ever mother. The way he just works my body is unbelievable. I just can't get enough sometimes."

"Hello, uh...father in the room you know."

"Usually guys hate doing that, but when he uses his tounge on me, oh my gosh I just want to explode. Its like its his natural born talent. I never had such experiences with someone else."

"Father is still in the room ladies."

"Oh mother and when he goes so deep in and penetrates, i just go into complete bliss. They way he moves its like a never ending pleasure ride. I can't stop moaning and screaming. The heat building up in us and then when he finally explodes in me I just black out. He so damn good mother."

"FATHER IS NOW LEAVING THE ROOM! To hear my little princess talk like this, I think I need to go and cry."

The three ladies laughed at the scene of Hiruzen storming out the living room. They continued their talk and eventually went out to get supplies to prepare for a celebration for Yoruichi and Ichigo later on that night.

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Kukaku, Rukia, and Renji were walking along the path heading towards the Kuchiki mansion. Through out the whole time Rukia and Renji had been bickering over something little, Kukaku only focused on seeing Byakuya again. Though she did not want to admit it, she had truly missed him when he had left to come back to the Soul Society. Seeing him again would definitely lift her up. Yoruichi was right, she wasn't being like herself since he left. But that would all change back today.

"Well if you two will excuse me, I'm off to go visit Byakuya. So I guess I'll catch up with ya later."

"Ok then shiba-san. Please say hello to nii-sama for me."

Kukaku made her way up to the courtyards where the two guards greeted her and allowed her to continue to Byakuya's study room. Once she knocked on the door she heard his usual stoic voice.

"Who is it that disturbs me at this moment?"

"Oh no. Am I really disturbing you Byaki-kun. Of all people I'd think at least I'd have some kind of pass."

Once Byakuya heard the voice, he quickly got up and ran to the door. From the outside Kukaku could hear a lot of noise from the inside. It was as if he was talking to someone inside, but she didn't jump to conclusions just yet. Byakuya finally came to the door but only slid it slightly open just enough for his head to be able to fit out the opening.

"Lady Shiba, this is quite a sudden surprise. I was not expecting you at all."

"Yeah Byakuya that's why its called a surprise. And I told you to drop the lady Shiba thing, just call me by my name please."

"Yes, I understand. May I ask the reason you are visiting?"

"Huh? Reason? I'm came to visit you. Now come on open the door, I feel like sitting for a minute."

"Door? Oh yes this door. You want to come in this room. This exact room, as in enter now?"

"Uh...yeah Byakuya I mean its not like your in any of your hundred of rooms right? Is there something wrong?"

"No, there isn't. Well la...I mean Kukaku, I don't think right now is such a perfect time for us to get acquainted."

"Really? Why not Byakuya, you seem a little nervous. You're not hiding something are you?"

"Absolutely not. I could never hide something from the woman I love."

Kukaku gasped from the shock from the words that came out of his mouth. She covered her mouth with her hands. She couldn't believe he said it, and said it first too at that. She fought against the tears trying to come down. Byakuya had realized what he had said. Though he didn't want to say it so soon, he did not regret it. He felt a relief come down on him after he finally confessed.

"Wow Byakuya. I'm sorry I started to act all suspicious. Its just that-"

"Achoo!!!"

"I knew it! You really are hiding something from me! Byakuya who is in there?! Tell me now!"

"Kukaku please understand, you are greatly mistaken its not how it seems."

For the first time, Kukaku actually hit Byakuya, well not so much hit,but shoved him out the way. She slammed the door open ready to confront whoever was in the room with him.

"Alright, just who the fuck...." Kukaku saw a old man sitting down at a table with a large box of diamond rings sitting at the table. "....are you?"

"Greeting Lady Shiba. I am Kuchiki-taicho's personal jewler. It is an honor to finally meet you."

Kukaku was a bit confused for the most part. She looked at Byakuya and then back at the rings and so forth. A though had popped into her head but she decided to find out first before celebreating so soon.

"Byakuya.....what is.....all this?"

He slid the door close and walked over to her. He took her hand and looked deep into her eyes.

"Kukaku, I...I had also wanted to surprise you. But it seems that I could not get the cange to. Well that no longer matters anymore. Ever since Hisana passed away, I have been lonely, but when I met you, all of that changed. It was as if the second part of my life had been restored. Call me insane, but I spoke to Hisana and I ask for her permission to do this, and she happily agreed to it. And so I ask you this...."

Kukaku knew what was coming. Her heart was racing, anticipating for the famous question. She was at war with her tears, begging for them not to win. Everything slowed down once he took her hand into his.

"Lady Shiba.....will you become my wife? Will you stay by my side with me? Will you become the mother of my children?"

She threw her arms around him and gave him a tight hug. "Yes, yes, yes! I will, I will." The two shared what looked to be and endless hug, both embracing the other love. Kukaku couldn't take it anymore. She had lost the battle. The tears came running down the side of her face.

'Dammit. Fuck that girl on the radio that said big girls don't cry.'

"Now then, you can choose any one of these rings so that I can place it on your finger."

"Wow, I don't know which one. There are just so many. I guess, this one. Its perfect."

Byakuya took the platinum ring which held a diamond rock big enough to light up a pitch black room. He took her left hand and slid the ring on her finger. The two shared a romantic kiss with each other as the jewler took his leave. Once the man left, she noticed Byakuya began to kiss her deeper and even moved down to her neck.

"Byakuya?! I never seen this side of you. You really want to right here?"

"There are many things a man can only show to the one he truly loves."

"Well then daddy, let the show begin!"

The new engaged couple happily made love to each other, as they two would be starting a new life soon. Meanwhile at the shihoin mansion, the servants were rapidly preparing for the celebration to be held later that night. Little did anyone know that from afar they were being watched by two mysterious figures in black hoods.

"Is that the place?"

"Accoriding to him it is."

"Why is he doing all of this if he's trying to win her back? Wouldn't he just end up making her even more angrier?"

"The thing is, they can't know he's planning it. They already have Kirona under watch. That's why of her plan fails, we'll be back up. We're done here. Let's roll."

The two figures were gone in a instant flash, ready to report back to their base. Once back they kneeled infront of their master to report in.

"What did you find out?"

"It seems they're preparing a party. This could be to our advantage. What is our orders?"

"Blend in at the party, and gather more intel. That is all for now."

"Yes Ryuki-sama."

"Yoruichi, Yoruichi. The Iruzuki clan shall get back its noble status. Once that man is out of the way, it begins. Everything will be perfect."

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A/N: Yay! Early update! Hope you guys enjoy. Also heads up warning, around the 18th, updates might slow down again. Red Dead Redemption will possibly get in the way, blame Rockstar for that lol. Hopefully it doesn't. Thanks for reading, please review.