Exchange of Insanity
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Leon/Crisis.
Chapter 8: Day 7: Returning Home
At the East Coast Avengers Mansion…
As soon as the jet landed and the Avengers began to disembark, Hawkeye came running out first and kissed the ground,
"It feels so good to be back in New York! You would never believe the week I've had!"
Tigra shrugged,
"I had a fun week. Farrah and I got along perfectly!"
Thor chuckled,
"You must tell us all about it."
Jen nodded,
"Yeah. Tell me; is Crisis as cute as Farrah says he is?"
Greer grinned,
"Cuter!"
She squealed in delight,
"Oh, Farrah is SO lucky to have him as a boyfriend! I mean, he's just so sweet."
Clint shook his head,
"At least he's sane. Natasha is nuts!"
Iron Man said,
"So, how was it all?"
Clint screamed,
"Never make me do that again! Please! It was horrible!"
He went to pick up his duffel bag when a well-manicured female hand shot out of it. The bag unzipped and Natasha popped out the bag. She squealed,
"Sweetie!"
The purple clad archer bolted,
"Not again! Help me!"
The red-headed super spy was hot on his heels, cackling maniacally. As the other Avengers looked on at the chase, Jen said,
"Do you think we can keep Black Widow here?"
A collective groan came from all the Avengers.
Meanwhile, at the West Coast Avengers Mansion…
Miss Marvel and Black Panther disembarked out of their Quinjet. The blonde Bostonian grunted,
"Never again. I am never setting foot into New York again!"
T'challa shook his head,
"You should have never gotten into that argument about baseball, or any other sports teams."
Carol snapped,
"I can't help it! Boston has infinitely better sports teams than New York any day of the week!"
War Machine and Crisis greeted the two teammates. Leon smirked,
"Nice to have you back, Carol, T'challa."
Miss Marvel grinned,
"Nice to see you too, cutie. I missed you so much."
She then asked,
"Did you break up with the furball yet?"
The red-eyed teen shook his head,
"No, and I don't intend to anytime soon."
Carol sighed,
"Oh well. I can always hope, can't I?"
She began walking to the mansion, hoping to talk with the others. T'challa asked,
"Were things quiet here when we were away?"
Rhody shrugged,
"It was like you two never left."
Just then, there was a scream from inside the house as Carol roared,
"FURBALL! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, THROWING A PIE IN MY FACE?"
Farrah cackled,
"Welcome back, Barbie!"
Crashes were heard and the age old fight had begun anew. The prince of Wakanda sighed,
"And, once again, things are back to normal, or whatever passes for it."
End of Exchange of Insanity!
