Pepper and Tony are in a meeting; sorry this took so long to write!

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Btw- My other story 'Beginning of the Future' was actually finished, but since I've had so many nice reviews from people asking for an update I'll add another chapter, just give me time to write it!

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Pepperpot- You have pasta sauce in your beard.

Bossman- It's not a beard, it's a goatee. Obadiah had a beard, goatees are far sexier.

Pepperpot- Whatever you say Mr Stark, but whatever it is; you have pasta sauce in it.

Bossman- So I do.

Pepperpot- That's disgusting.

Bossman- What?

Pepperpot- This is why wipes were invented.

Bossman- Yes, and they're a great invention. But sometimes licking it off is much better,

Pepperpot- Yuck.

Bossman- Pepper, if you wanted to lick it off for me all you had to do was ask, seriously, I wouldn't have minded.

Pepperpot- Keep dreaming Tony.

Bossman- Yes please…

Pepperpot- Tony, I can't concentrate when you're staring at my bum.

Bossman- As opposed to staring at my flies?

Pepperpot- No comment, now pay attention. This could be where you get caught out.

Bossman- No-one has ever caught me out Peps.

Pepperpot- I did, that's why you hired me.

Bossman- Okay fine, you were the one exception.

Pepperpot- I always am, now pay attention.

Bossman has changed his status to 'Trying Not To Get Caught Out Although The Only Person Who Has So Far Is His Gorgeous Assistant Pepper

Bossman- Wait a minute… did he say 'publish'?

Pepperpot- Yes, he did.

Bossman has changed his status to 'Verbally Spanking Idiotic Accountant'

I cannot believe you put that as your status.

Bossman- Well it worked!

The verbal spanking not the status, which probably didn't help at all.

Pepperpot- Okay fine, apart from me so far your record is still clean.

Bossman- My record is anything but clean :)

Pepperpot- You know what I mean.

Bossman- Fancy getting a drink later?

Pepperpot- Define a drink.

Bossman- There's a new jazz bar that's opened round the corner I was planning on checking out this evening. Do you want to come to?

Pepperpot- Will it involve singing waitresses and you getting drunk?

Bossman- Singing waitresses are at every jazz bar, but it's not like they're going to strip or anything, and I won't get drunk if you're there 'cause you won't let me.

Pepperpot- Okay fine, I'll come too.

Bossman- Awesome, I'll pick you up at eight, wear that sexy blue number.

Pepperpot- That is ridiculously inappropriate for a jazz bar.

Bossman- Hey, don't insult my amazingly good taste :)

Pepperpot- Meeting over Tony, don't forget to sign those forms.

Bossman- Yes Pepper, see you later!

Pepperpot has signed off

Bossman- Score :)