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warning: Foul language, AU, lack of fantasies, killer intents, exclamation points.


Naruto sat on the couch, pouting and refusing to accept that he was pouting. Gaara was in a state very similar to his own, even though to outsiders, he might look a little less pouty.

Their dad was pacing in front of them, looking furious. The man's hands were in fists. Even his ridiculous mask was off, showing clearly the displeasure evident on his face. Even his hair looked angry.

Naruto chuffed, finding the picture amusing. Gaara seemed to agree with a scoff of his own.

This wasn't new after all. They often got themselves into situations that might make a lesser man cry in anguish. Kakashi, being made of sterner stuff, had to only suffer through his hair turning white.

Their amusement earned them a look of anger from the aforementioned white haired dad.

Naruto rolled his eyes, "You weren't even supposed to be here"

That stopped the man in his tracks to face them fully. He spoke in a nearly shocked voice, "I'm not supposed to be here?! I'm not supposed to be here? What about you two? Weren't you supposed to be in Suna?"

Gaara, deciding that there was too much drama involved drawled out, "You're over reacting again"

Kakashi closed his eyes and rubbed them. After thinking himself to be sufficiently calm he spoke, "Why aren't you in Suna?"

"We were bored"

"Why are you here?"

"It's not boring here"

"Why do they think you are bodyguards?"

"We told them that we were"

"Why did you tell them that you were bodyguards?"

"We wanted to."

"Why did you want to?"

"We were bored"

Kakashi gritted his teeth and looked at his two sons, for he saw Gaara also as his own child as he did Naruto. His two sons, who despite their cherubic appearances, were anything but angelic.

Kakashi would swear that he had aged twice as fast just trying to keep up with their antics. He couldn't for the life of him, understand why they felt the need to rebel at every chance they got.

Naruto seeing their poor father look like he was about to pop a blood vessel, took one of his arms and made him sit on the couch between Gaara and him.

"Dad. I told you. We want to be bodyguards"

"And I told you no."

"Why not?"

"Because I told you so"

Kakashi enjoyed his moment of having turned the tables. It was brief.

"Well, that's not enough"

Naruto got up, standing in front of his father with his arms crossed. He looked at Gaara pointedly, who sighed and took up a similar position next to the blonde.

They had hoped to show their dad that they were serious about this. Unfortunately, the reaction they got was a widening of his eyes.

"What the hell are you wearing?!"


Needless to say, the conversation continued a little longer.

Kakashi walked through the office, cutting across the soon to be dead pervert's (Sasuke's) department. He went into Sasuke's cabin, to have little talk with the pervert and the pervert's pervert friend.

Sasuke and Neji were still on the couch that they had been sitting on when Kakashi had first walked into the office.

After glaring at them with killer intent, the white haired man had promptly walked out, dragging Naruto and Gaara by their arms to God knew where.

Sasuke didn't know what Kakashi had asked them. Or what they had told him. All he knew was that his day of reckoning had arrived. He closed his eyes with his hands discreetly steepled in front of him.

Neji was shocked when he saw that, "Are you praying?!"

Sasuke didn't open his eyes "Shut up"

Neji had a tendency to ramble when he was scared out of his fucking mind.

"I don't think God's going to take a call from you"

"Shut up"

"You are praying to God right?"

"Stop talking"

"Because I don't think that's the way to ask for a favor from the other guy"

"Neji."

"I think it involves human sacrifice"

"Stop – "

"Or a crow. I forget which"

" – Talking"

"Either way, it involves blood"

"Shut up" Sasuke caught Neji by his collar and shook him hard.

"Are you going to kill me?"

"No. That's my job" Both of them froze at the deep voice and turned as one to face their executioner.

Kakashi was a laid back man. It took a lot to get him to lose his cool. You call him names, he'll brush it off. You try to hit him, he'll block it and smile infuriatingly, throw eggs on his home, and he'll make you clean it up. Hit on his kids, he'll fucking kill you.

As freakishly big as Sasuke and even Neji were, Kakashi was unbelievably, even bigger. And stronger. And seeing as the man was the one who actually taught them whatever they knew about fighting, they were smart to be a little worried for their lives, for if there was one person who could beat the ever living crap out of them, it was Kakashi. The father of the two babes they had planned to bang.

Kakashi was also known for carrying deadly weapons. Even though he didn't need it. They had seen firsthand Kakashi disable a man with a used pen refill. Another time with a tooth pick. It had looked very, very painful. Very.

Kakashi stood in front of them, his jaw muscles flexing in anger. They could see his biceps move with the way he was clenching his fists.

Both Sasuke and Neji steepled their hands and started mumbling.


Kiba, sensing a sort of shift in the air, cautiously went inside Sasuke's cabin to investigate. He paused when he saw the huge stranger.

"Uh. Boss?"

Sasuke gritted out, "Go away Inuzuka"

As grateful as he was for Kiba sticking his neck out to check on him, he didn't want any more casualties.

He nearly flinched when Kakashi droned, "That's not the way to treat your employees Sasuke."

Kakashi then turned toward Kiba, "Does he always treat you like this?"

Kiba, now in utter awe of the stranger, answered immediately, "Worse than this."

He saw his evil boss sweat under the man's stare and looked at the man with wide starry eyes. He had found his new hero. The man spoke to him, and Kiba held onto each word like a child to Santa Clause.

"What's your name?"

"Kiba sir"

"Tell me Kiba. What's your favorite sport?"

"Hockey sir"

Kakashi nodded, "I'm going to borrow your boss and his friend for the rest of the day. Is there anything you need to ask him?"

Sasuke looked at Kiba, furiously sending out an SOS signal with the intensity of his glare.

Kiba didn't even bother looking at him. His wonder filled eyes were completely trained on the white haired man in front of him – The white haired man who had come to deliver them from the tyranny of the Uchiha demon.

He shook his head, "No sir"

The man smiled and patted him on his head sending him on his way. Kiba rushed out, eager to tell his co-workers the great news. Their prophesied savior had come for them. The Prophesy had been fulfilled!

The Uchiha employees, after binging on nothing but sugar and coffee and under severe sleep deprivation, had one day snapped as a group and had begun having delusions of a prophesied savior that would slay the youngest Uchiha demon/vile creature/mean ogre and would deliver their souls.

Itachi, when he had come to hear of that, had arranged for intense therapy sessions. When Sasuke had heard it, he had preened at the compliment. The employees had undergone the therapy sessions. But, the delusion had stayed.

Itachi's concern for the sanity of their employees had increased since then. Sasuke had seen no difference. But since he was slightly unhinged as well, Itachi hadn't really considered his opinion.


Naruto and Gaara hovered near the elevator, waiting for their homicidal father. They were concerned when they saw the man dragging Sasuke and Neji by the scruff of their necks and entering the elevator.

Naruto was the first one to react, "Where are you going?"

Kakashi answered with a bright smile, completely offsetting the look of terror on his two captive's faces, "To play hockey"

He added as an afterthought, "Stay here till I get back"


So, Naruto and Gaara found themselves alone in Uchiha Corp.

Naruto groaned, "You think they're alive?"

Gaara voice was steady, but you one could see that he was worried too, "It is possible"

"Dad needs to give us some slack"

"Like that's going to happen"

Naruto groaned again, "He's going to blow a fuse if he finds out about us getting drunk"

He noticed Gaara's shifty eyes.

"What?'

"Nothing"

"What aren't you telling me?"

"Well…"

"What damn it"

"It wasn't the alcohol"

"Huh?"

"I added a little something"

Naruto blinked for a couple of minutes before it dawned on him.

"You drugged me?" He nearly screeched.

"Keep your voice down. And not just you. I took some too"

"Why in the world would you do that?"

"I wanted you to cut loose for once"

"Yeah, but not that loose"

"Oh it wasn't that bad"

"We made out Gaara" He dead panned.

Gaara rolled his eyes," You're just worried about what lover boy thinks of you."

Naruto blushed, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Naruto loves Sasuke." Gaara declared in a singsong voice.

"You're still drunk aren't you?"

"Just a bit"


"What's taking them so long?"

"He probably needs to hide the bodies"

Naruto laughed, and then asked him warily, "He wouldn't have actually killed them would he?"

"Of course not"

Neither of them felt all that assured.


Kakashi finally returned. Alone.

"Where are they?"

"Around"

He took them by their arms again and dragged them.

Naruto pulled free and rounded on him angrily, "Where are they dad?"

"Alive"

He nearly yelled in frustration, "Where?'

"Why does it matter?"

"Naruto likes Sasuke" Gaara enjoyed annoying Naruto as any good sibling would.

"Do not"

"Do too"

"Do not"

"Do too"

Kakashi felt his head ache and wondered how much this would shorten his lifespan.

"Gaara likes Neji" Naruto retaliated.

"Do not"

"Do too"

"Ok fine. I do"

After a long pause, and unable to think of a better comeback Naruto replied.

"I like Sasuke too then"

Kakashi exploded, "Neither of you like neither of them"

Having succeeded in pissing the fuck off their dad, Naruto used the chance to pick up their previous thread of conversation, "What did you do to them?"

"Why does it matter?"

"They are our clients. Of course it matters"

"No they are not. You two aren't even registered. You're lucky the company hasn't sued you for fraud"

"Itachi would never do that"

Gaara, joined in on the interrogation, "Where. Are. They?"

Naruto tried reasoning with the man, "They didn't do anything wrong"

Kakashi, finally having had enough, used his trump card.

"They have a wager on who would bed you first"

"They what?!"


"Unbelievable. They made a bet?!"

A long silence.

"We're gonna get back at them right?"

"Abso-fucking-lutely."


Sasuke had uncurled himself and got up from the concrete floor of the parking lot. They had stumbled around for some time before climbing into Sasuke's car and finally making it to Sasuke's apartment.

Neji very nearly cried at the thought of having to sleep on 'the couch from hell'. He rushed into the room, in an attempt to pilfer the bed for himself.

Sasuke harboring thoughts of a similar nature, followed closely.

Roughhousing was hindered by their bruised ribs, possibly ruptured kidneys and black eyes. Therefore, they finally decided to just fuck it and flopped on the bed, breadth wise, so that they were each half on the bed and half off.

Neji wheezed out, "You need more furniture"

"Not if I die"

"Of course you won't. Kakashi will take Gaara and Naruto and leave."

The 'And we'll never see them again' hung in the air unspoken.

Neither of them voiced out the disappointment that they felt at that. Sasuke wondered what that would mean to his love life (sex life), since he couldn't seem to get himself all that interested in anything that didn't resemble Naruto.

"Guess I'll have to water my own cactus from now"


The next day they woke up to a shrill ring from Neji's phone. It went on to play "I'm a Barbie girl"

He glared at Sasuke "Stop messing with my ring tone asshole"

Sasuke shrugged, "It suits you"

Neji, deciding that he needn't voice out the 'fuck you' explicitly, simply answered the call. Sasuke watched as Neji's eyes widened and got just a tad worried. Neji shot up out of the bed and started getting ready, "Hinata's in the hospital"

That moved Sasuke too.

They started fighting for first rights for a shower. Then again, decided to just fuck it and leave.

Hinata was Neji's cousin, possible the only person from his extended family who cared about him. Neji was very fond of her and saw her almost like a sibling.

And so did Sasuke by extension. She was one of the few girls that he hadn't tried to bed. The fact that Neji would have ripped out his dick if he had, had also played a part in the decision.

They hurried into the hospital, nearly crashing Sasuke's car through the main entrance and scaring the pants off of everybody in the area. Their appearance did not make matters easier.

After assuring the personnel that they weren't escaped mental patients and/or terrorists, they made their way to the room where Hinata was in.

Neji rushed to her side while Sasuke hung back. He gently took one of her hands and spoke softly, "Hinata?"

She opened her eyes.

"It's going to be ok"

"What?"

"Everything's going to be ok"

"Neji?"

He smiled beatifically at his cousin.

The beautiful and touching moment was nullified by Hinata's angry voice, "I told you specifically not to come here"

"How can I not? But don't worry. It's going to be ok"

She groaned, "Oh God. Neji! It's a sprain. Of course it's going to be ok"

Sasuke spoke, "A sprain?" Of all the cotton picking – He hadn't even gotten a bath yet. And to make matters worse, it didn't look like there were any pretty nurses nearby.

Hinata matched Sasuke's irritated look, "Yes. An ankle sprain"

Neji ignored both of their looks and defended himself, "It could be a symptom of something more serious."

Sasuke wanted to punch him "Of what? You being annoying?"

Neji glared at him.

"She has a sprain. As tragic as that is, I'm sure she can handle it."

"Sasuke's right. I told you clearly just so that you wouldn't panic and barge in" she added with a glare of her own at Neji "like you just did"

"Oh really? And who's going to take care of you? How exactly are you going to get home when you can't even walk?"

"My boyfriend"

This caught both Sasuke and Neji's attention, especially Neji's, "You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that?"

"Why? So you can scare him off like my every other boyfriend?"

"Scare him?" Neji laughed a laugh so fake that it was painful simply to hear "I'm just going to –" He looked around discreetly for something that could be used as a weapon " – have a talk with him"

Sasuke could easily guess his friend's thought process. And him being just as protective of Hinata and even more insane, started adding his own ideas to their get together with Hinata's new boyfriend.

"Sorry I took so long. Damn vending machine kept eating up all my quarters"

"Inuzuka?!"

Kiba stopped short, wide eyed at having his nightmare come true.

Sasuke turned toward Hinata, shocked, "This is your boyfriend?"

Neji growled at Kiba, "You're dating my cousin?!"

Kiba knowing Hinata's full name (Hinata Hyuga), was completely aware that she was related to Neji Hyuga. He also knew that his life could be forfeit if the news that he was dating her ever went to Neji's ears. He was in love with Hinata and was ready to take the risk. But just as a precaution, he had been careful of keeping her identity a secret. Up and until now that is. He had thought that Neji was the stable one in the company.

Neji came charging at him.

Obviously he had been wrong.

He scrunched his face for the impact. Kiba opened his eyes at the lack of pain, just in time to see Sasuke hold Neji back.

Kiba sighed in relief at the unexpected display of 'matureness' from his boss.

Sasuke hissed at Neji, "Don't hog him to yourself. We both should get a chance to pulverize him"

Kiba took in the crappy appearance of both Sasuke and Neji. They looked like something had chewed them and spat back them out. He guessed that it must be from the meeting with Naruto's dad.

Kiba had found out very quickly that the office's new savior had been in fact Naruto and Gaara's dad. Of sorts. He had also heard, through the rumor mill, of what had transpired in the parking lot.

Though Kiba had heard of the man like a legend in Suna, in the form of complaints from Naruto and Gaara, he had never actually met him. Untill now, when he had apparently helped in the beating up of both his boss and his equally crazy friend.

'Oh man'


Kiba crossed his arms and glared at the kids pointing and laughing at him. It was hard to do, what with being suspended from an equipment hook in a remote part of the hospital cafeteria.

The two crazy sociopaths had grabbed him, after promising Hinata that they would not outright kill him or cause bleeding or irreparable damage to his person.

This was the end result.

Kiba still thought it was worth it. He was going to have the broken hockey sticks gilded and mounted on a wall in his home.

He smiled when he saw Hinata hobble toward him slowly, with an embarrassed and apologetic smile on her face.

'Totally worth it'


Itachi leaned back in his favorite chair. It had been custom made for him. The previous one had been much cheaper and still just as comfortable, but his thrice cursed sibling had stolen it from his office.

He sighed mentally and closed his eyes for strength when his cabin door opened and in walked Kakashi, his two sons and the two deviants who were after his two sons.

Even with Sasuke and Neji standing near him, Kakashi still looked very imposing. Naruto and Gaara however, were the ones who looked the angriest.

They had told him the truth yesterday. So, he wasn't angry. Knowing that they were the charges of the Kakashi Hatake had been reference enough. The identification that they had bought in had been well made, but fake. But Itachi had let it pass. After all, if they had to stick to the rules, Sasuke should have gone to a juvenile detention center.

Their background checks had come back squeaky clean, apart from the minor bump here and there. He had let that pass too, since, again, Sasuke.

He hadn't thought that Kakashi would be this opposed to them working here. Then again, he should have expected it. Since, well, Sasuke. And Neji too apparently.

"May I help you?"

"Naruto and Gaara are quitting their jobs at Uchiha Corp"

Gaara drawled, "No we are not"

Itachi raised his eyebrows at Kakashi.

Kakashi raised his voice at his sons, which surprised even Itachi. He had known Kakashi for a long time, even before Sasuke had met him. He was a family friend. The Uchihas had met Kakashi through Naruto's biological father – Minato Namikazi who in turn had been friends with Itachi and Sasuke's father – Fugaku Uchiha.

Sasuke having been estranged from his family emotionally hadn't really tried to get to know all of his family's friends. Him meeting Kakashi had been a complete coincidence and knew of the man's connection with his family much later.

The whole web of relationships is slightly convoluted, as it usually was when the Uchiha's are involved.

The Uchiha's had considered adopting little Naruto into their own family. Itachi was glad that it hadn't come to pass, because… Sasuke.

Besides, Kakashi was a good father. Albeit a little overprotective apparently.

"Yes you are. I don't want you two anywhere near this"

The 'this' in the statement was in reference to Sasuke and Neji who were ignoring the rude finger pointing to their faces and instead staring the wall behind Itachi desolately.

It was Naruto who raised his voice this time, "We are twenty three dad! We can take care of ourselves"

Itachi felt that the blonde had a valid point. Afterall, he had stayed with Sasuke so far and had remained unviolated (he hoped). That was a huge achievement.

Kakashi shook his head, "You don't know what they're capable of"

And he however did know. He had taught them more than half the stuff they knew and it wasn't all related to fighting. Kakashi, alone in a new town and thoroughly missing his sons, had taken to Sasuke and Neji of all people for friendship. Their friendship grew over the years and by the time the boys hit their twenties, Kakashi, he was ashamed to admit, had joined them in their women hunting.

So he knew just what they were capable of and also in part afraid that his sweet innocent sons would come to know of his own perversion.

Sasuke, feeling that he ought to defend himself or lose his chance to be with Naruto, panicked and blurted out, "We aren't like that anymore."

At Kakashi, Itachi and even Neji's skeptical looks, he amended, "Ok, we are. But we never did or even thought of them with anything other than respect. And I'm not a very good liar when it comes to these things"

Both of the things he said were lies.

And everybody in the room knew that.

Sasuke thought that maybe he really should start worrying about his reputation.

He tried again, "Hey, we didn't take advantage of them when they got drunk"

Kakashi snapped around to his sons, outraged, "You got drunk!?"

Now with more than two people glaring at him, one of them being Naruto, Sasuke decided that maybe he should start shutting up.

"Did you get them drunk?" Itachi asked thoughtfully.

Sasuke, wide eyed, scrambled with his answer when he saw Kakashi pull back his fist, "No no no no"

Kakashi went back to glaring at his sons again.

Sasuke glared at the smirk on his evil brother's face.

"We all went to the club together didn't we?"

"You went to a club?!"

He really should start shutting up.


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