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BLUE DORM-10:30 PM

Junior from blue was outside taking a walk with Agumon. They were talking.

"Hey Agumon?" Junior told his partner.

"Yeah?" Agumon said in return.

"Isn't it funny it has been 8 chapters and we've been hear since chapter 4 and we have never actually had an actual speaking part?" Junior said.

"Now that I think about yeah that's true." Agumon said. "Neither Rika, Takato (Ana's partner), Koji (Jacks partner) Cleo (New to yellow), Koichi (Cleo's partner), Keenan (Johnny partner) and Captain Satsuma."

"Yeah I kicked David's ass 2 chapters ago and I didn't talk and that was an important part!" Junior said again. Then they heard a noise at the bushes near where they were.

"What the hell was that?" Junior asked. Then when they turned to the bush they heard the sound. Then something jumped out! As it came to the partners it took out its claws and raked across Junior's face and he fell down yelling in pain. Then Agumon said "Pepper Breath!" while shooting a ball of fire to the thing and the thing fell down.

"Junior are you okay?" Agumon asked. Junior stood up as he held his cheek.

"Yeah Agumon but I got a nasty slash." Junior said as he took his hand of his cheek showing 4 cuts. "What the hell was that?"

"I knocked it…" Agumon was saying as he turned around and saw the thing glow as it shrunked to a…bat and the bat flew away to the dorms. "…out…"

"I think we're dealing with a vampire…" Junior said. "…and it's going to the dorms. Then they looked at each other and they began to run and yell "VAMPIRES! VAMPIRES! VAMPIRES! VAMPIRES!"

Then when they reached in the middle of the dorms the cabin people came out…in there sleeping clothes.

"What the F(bleep)ing hell is happening!" Landon said.

"Vampires!" Junior said. "They attacked us! Well…one actually but it's coming here!" Then everybody began to murmur to each other.

"We need a vampire expert!" Natalie said.

"But we don't any vampire experts!" Jack said.

"I was talking about me." Natalie said.

"Just because you're wearing Twilight pajamas doesn't mean you're a vampire expert." Matt said.

Natalie stared at him for a while and said "…Shut up…"

"Anyways I need 3 people to help me." Natalie continued. "A girl from yellow, a chubby guy from grey, and a evil dude from red.

"Pi ck me!" Ana and Cleo said in unison from yellow.

"I pick…Cleo." Natalie said. "Now for they chubby guy from grey..."

"Pick me! " Ronald and David said both equally chubby.

"…David." Natalie said.

"Dam it!" Ronald said as he went to the dorm.

"And for red Landon." Natalie said.

"Do I have to?" Landon said tiredly.

"Fine Shawn." Natalie said.

"I'm kidding!" Landon said.

"Okay both of you" Natalie said. Then the 5 people began to walk as they looked for the vampire. Then half an hour later Natalie saw something. "Hey I found something!"

Then she picked up an empty water bottle, a paper clip, and a piece of string. "Look a empty water bottle, a paper clip, and a piece of string! These are very important things to a vampire!" Then everybody gave her a weird look.

"Natalie…you're…" Shawn was saying until Landon interrupted with a "A F(bleep)en retard"

"Actually I was going to say idiot but that also right." Shawn said. But Natalie put those items in her pocket.

"Okay let's split up! Me, David, and Landon will go this way. And Cleo and Shawn will go this other way." Natalie said as they splited up.

CLEO'S GROUP

"Shawn stop breathing on me!" Cleo said annoyed. "It smells!

"Whoa! I use a cherry flavor tooth paste and I brush every day." Shawn said pissed. "And besides I'm in front of you."

"Wait! If you're in front of me then whose behin-"Cleo said while turning around until she saw the vampire. Then Shawn and Cleo began to scream as they ran as the vampire chased them. Then all of the sudden they tripped.

"Well Cleo even though we only knew each other for half a chapter…it was nice knowing ya!" Shawn said.

"Same here." Cleo said.

"STOP!" Natalie said coming out of nowhere "If you hurt them you won't get…" then Natalie showed the paper clip, the empty water bottle, and the piece of string. "...this back!"

"Hey give that back!" the vampire said. "That is very important to a vampire!"

"You gotta be F(bleep)ing S(bleep)ing me." Shawn said.

"Landon, David get him!" Natalie said.

"Okay… mama." David said carrying a wooden pike like Landon. (Mama means mom in Spanish)

"You know I can speak Spanish?" Natalie said mad at that comment.

"Sorry…papa." David said. (Papa means dad in Spanish)

"Take that back!" Natalie said mad getting called a guy.

"GET HIM YOU F(bleep)ing RETARDS!" Cleo said pissed cause the monster was a couple feet away from them.

"Fine..." Landon said. There was a lot of jabbing, whacking, and stabbing but in the end Landon stabs the monster in the hearth with the wooden pike.

"If I'm dying you're coming to!" the vampire with his last power of strength he threw Landon at a tree and his head hits the tree and it makes a sickening THUD! Then Shawn comes over to him and says Landon are you okay?! Say something!"

Landon began to stir and said "…Barney…is asome! He loves you he loves we are a happy family! And a kiss to me to you we are a happy family!" Landon sang looking stupid.

Whoa! Landon has caught Barny amnesia! Now all he can say and like is Barney! What will happen next! Wait till next till next week on the next episode of Weapon Masters Unite! ……. You know what screw that I'll just show right now

TWO DAYS LATER

David, Cleo, Ronald, Junior, Ana, and Natalie were in a round table. They were discussing something very important while Landon skipping singing Barny theme song and hugging people

"Guys we need a new evil guy." David said stating the problem. "With out evil Landon were a bunch of people with weapons who use them for fun instead for something se-"Then all of the sudden Landon hugged and David punched him in the face. "Hug me again you die!"

"B-b-bu-but me and Barny wuve you!" then Landon began to be him bawl and everybody did an anime sweat drop.

"…Ronald give him a him a hug." David whispered.

"F(bleep)k you! You made him cry! Give him a hug!" Ronald whispered.

"Whoever votes for Natalie to hug him say, I!" Ana whispered.

"I!!" Everybody said except Natalie.

"What hell! Why me!?" Natalie said.

"For being a bossy bitch 2 days ago with the vampire! Now hug Landon!" David said. No offence Band Geek 99!

So Natalie hugged him and said "Ewwww!" And Landon stopped crying and hugged Natalie back and said "Barny and me wuv you!" Landon said. "Cant….breath!" Natalie gasped. Even thou Landon has the mind of an infant he is still strong…

5 minutes later

After the hug Ana was speaking. "So…any idea for new evil person?"

"What about…Shawn?" David asked.

"Naw…what about Alexis?" Natalie said.

"No...How about…" Ronald said as he put his is hand in his pocket and took out his Soundwave his hamster. "…Soundwave?" Then everybody gave him a weird look.

"…Does anybody have a better canedenate?" David asked. Nobody answered so the hamster was the new evil guy.

"You know something?" Junior said. "With that hamster you look like that guy from Kim Possible."

"Yeah…" Natalie said. "…Weird…"

"You know what weirder?" David asked "That Kim Possible movie So the Drama. The initials are STD. So the title is really Kim Possible's STD." Then he began walking then he trips on something and makes him hit a wall then his body land on a bunch of needles…that Sound Wave seted up.

"Agh! This is so painful!" David said while running around with the needles on him the he says "This is more painful than a (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) dollar (bleep) ! (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) Rosie O'Donald with a (bleep) (bleep)! Michael Jackson (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) with a piece of toast! (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) pencil! And (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) cell phone! (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) President Bush (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)! (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) in a cup!" David as he finished as everybody starred at him wide eyed.

"……I just learned 10 new words today……" Ronald said.

NEXT DAY

GREY DORM

Soundwave was making a ray gun. Then he was finished then he began to make TV…

OUTSIDE THE DORMS

"Sound waveisn't evil… "Ronald.

"Yeah he's pretty dull…" Ana said.

GREY DORM

"Squeak Squeak Squeak!" Soundwave said to the TV…he was communicating with the UN threatening them with the ray gun for the world.

"We'll think about it…" the US diplomat said.

OUTSIDE THE DORMS

"We need Landon back…" Junior said.

"…Hey! I got it!" Ronald said. "If Landon hitting his head caused this…hitting his head again will bring him back to normal!" Then he picked up a bat and looked for Landon.

"Barny and me wuv you!" Landon said coming out of nowhere and about to hug Ronald. Then Ronald began to hit him! "OW! OW! Barny save me! Save me!" Landon said as Ronald missed his head and hit his leg, arm, and near his "special" place. Then Ronald hit his head.

"Ow..my head…" Landon said. "What the hell ha- OW!" Landon said has he got hit by Ronald still hitting him. "What the F(bleep)k! Stop!" Landon said.

"Oh sorry Landon I tried to get your memory ba-Ow!" Ronald was saying until he got punched by Landon. Then Ronald dropped his bat and Landon picked it up and started to beat him up! "NEVER HIT ME AGAIN!" Landon said. 5 minutes later Landon stopped and Ronald was a bloody mess.

"Ouch… he looks worse than the witch I saw while I went witch hunting England." David said.

FLASHBACK

A 16 year old girl back was turned and she was wearing black robes and she had brown hair. Then David taped on her. She turned around and it was…Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series.

"Hello." David said.

"Hello…what can I do for you?" Hermione said.

"Do you what this is?" David asked holding a bottle and had a cross on it.

"Um…no…"Hermione said

"It's holy water." David said then splashing in her face then she began to scream and clutch her face. "Take that! Power of Christ compel you bitch!" he said spraying more on her while she was on the floor rolling around

"Hey what the hell are you doing to my girlfri-Agh!" Ron Weasley said as he came in but then was also splashed with holy water.

"Hey what are you doing with my brother?!" Ginny Weasley said with Harry coming following her.

"Hey what are you doing to my best friend and my first girlfriend who was also my first in bed!?" Harry Potter said.

"Yeah! ...Say What!?" Ginny said as she turned to Harry.

"Nothing! I didn't say anything." Harry said as he paled and said quickly.

"Harry Potter! You will tell me right now you lying bas-Agh!" Ginny was telling Harry until David splashed her with holy water.

"Thanks man I thought she going to chew me ou-Agh!" Harry was saying until he also got sprayed with holy water. Then David got a piece of hair from him and ran

PREESENT TIME

"Wait…what does that have to do with anything?" Natalie asked.

"You weren't complaining when I gave you his hair like you asked me" David said.

"Well time to tell Soundwave he's not the evil guy anymore as he got the bat from Landon. Then Ronald smacked Landon in the head with the bat. "NEVER HIT ME WITH A BAT!" Ronald said as to the knocked out Landon.

GREY DORM

"Soundwave we have accepted you're terms now you rule the world." The US diplomat said.

"Squeak!" Soundwave said. Translation (Victory is mine!)

"Hey you!" Stewie from Family Guy said. "That's my catch phrase!"

"Hey buddy!" Ronald said coming in with the bat. "You're not the evil guy now! You don't need this anymore!" Ronald said as he destroyed the giant ray gun with the bat. "Hey cool TV! Where keeping this!" Ronald said as he changed the channel and leaving the UN.

NEW YORK

"Wow…that young man saved the world!" the US diplomat said.

"We should make this a holiday." The Belgium diplomat said.

"Yeah! And there will be a statue of him also!" the Korean diplomat said.

"And now every June 25 will be called Ronald Day!" the Mexican diplomat said.

60 YEARS LATER

An old Ronald is now in a rocking chair on June 25. Then somebody came by and said "Happy Ronald Day!"

"Hmmmmm" Ronald said. "I wonder who this Ronald person is…I bet some b(bleep)ard who did something stupid.

End of chap! Now I just need two more people in Grey! And should keep making Flashbacks?