A/N: I don't own the wonderful Twilight characters, but I do own a twisted smutty sense of humor.
BPOV
Ever since Alice told me about Esme's writing project and her idea of what I could write, I went from being mortified to intrigued. Could I actually write about physical things I wanted Edward to do? Would he be furious? Would he think I was a slut? Oh, he'd never say that word to me, but I didn't want him to think less of me. Would he? It was so important to him that we waited until after the wedding, but weren't there things we could do now? Things that wouldn't take away from the honeymoon?
I'd read books, and I'd watched movies. And I'd also felt some pretty strong feelings when Edward kissed me. I wanted more, though I wasn't sure what that 'more' was. But I knew there was more.
When I pulled up in the Cullen's driveway, I hadn't opened the door of the truck before Alice was bouncing up and down on the porch. I waved at Esme as Alice pulled me up the stairs to her and Jasper's bedroom.
"Where is Jasper?" I asked.
"He decided to go hunt with Edward, so it's just you and I for now" her pixie voice trilled.
"So, have you thought of a story you'd like to use? A book, a movie? Maybe there's a TV show you'd like". Her enthusiasm for this was disconcerting. I hoped I wouldn't regret this.
"Actually, Alice, I have thought of a movie I'd like to use. It's about a confident guy and a shy girl, like Edward and I. And it is a little ironic, as well. The girl can't dance." I giggled as I finished. "I was going to use Pride and Prejudice, but this seemed better."
"Well, let's get started then. Here, you sit at the desk, and I'll sit next to you." She was barely contained she was so excited. Yes, I was probably going to regret this.
I opened a Word document and laid my hands on the keys. I felt Alice's energy next to me, and had to smile at her restraint. She probably already knew what I was going to write, anyway. Maybe I should just have her go ahead and type it. I put my hands in my lap.
"Bella, what's wrong? Do you need a title?"
"Alice, don't you already know what I'm going to write?"
"Actually, I don't Bella. I looked, but it seems you are unsure about several things, so I can't see a final product. Now, get going!" She pulled my hands from my lap and placed them back on the keyboard.
OK, I can do this. I had decided on a title, and had the basics of a story in my head.
Title: Naughty Dancing
Author: Eddiesgirl
"Oh my gosh, Bella! Does Edward know that's your screen name?" Alice's shock made me smile.
"No, I only use that name for fanfiction. I figured he'd never read anything there, so he wouldn't find out." I gave Alice a big grin before returning to the computer keyboard.
Johnny led Baby up to his room for another dance lesson. She wasn't doing very well, but he was determined she would get better.
"So what's he going to do when he gets her in the room, Bella?" Alice asked with interest.
"That's the problem, Alice; I don't know what he should do!" I cried in vexation.
"That's the whole point of this, Bella. What do you want him to do? That's what you should write." Alice stated firmly.
When Johnny and Baby got to his room, he closed the door and came to stand next to her. He kissed her gently on the lips, his hand cupping her jaw.
I didn't know what else to write. That's all Edward did. He kissed me and touched my face. Oh, why did I say I would do this?
"Bella? Why are you stopping?" Alice placed a cold hand on my shoulder.
"Alice, I don't know what to write. I want Edward to do more than kiss me and touch my face, but how does that happen?"
"Bella has a boy ever got to first base with you?" she asked.
I felt myself blush. "Alice, I hardly dated before Edward. What exactly is first base?"
Alice sighed and I saw her eyes roll. She not so gently pushed me to the side and put her chair in front of the keyboard.
Johnny placed his hands behind Baby's back, pulling her close. Still kissing her, he moved his hands around to run his palms up her ribs. When he reached her breasts, he lightly ran his thumbs over her hard nipples. Baby sighed with pleasure.
"Alice! We can't say that! What are you doing?" I was sure this wasn't going to be a good thing. I was blushing furiously.
"Bella, are you telling me you don't want Edward to do this? My God, girl, we haven't even started and you're freaking out. What do you think is going to happen on your wedding night?"
Crap! Alice was right. I wanted Edward to touch me. And what she was writing wasn't anywhere near what would happen after the wedding. "OK" I told her. "Touching is good, I guess." I really tried to control my blush.
Johnny felt Baby melt into his body. He moved back a step, his hands on Baby's breasts. Looking into her eyes, he slowly moved his hands to the bottom of her t-shirt, and began to lift it over her head.
"That's actually pretty good, Alice." I smiled at her.
When Baby's top was off, Johnny stared at her lacy bra, his eyes filled with lust.
"Alice, do you really think Edward will ever be 'filled with lust'?" I was staring off into space.
"Bella, do you wear matching bra and panties? Bella? Bella, pay attention! Oh, for heaven's sake! Answer me Bella. Do your bra and panties match?"
"Huh? Well, most of the time, I guess" I told her. "Does that matter?"
Alice rolled her eyes and went back to the keyboard.
Johnny kissed Baby gently at first. When he heard Baby moan into his mouth, He ran his tongue over her full lips. He moved his mouth down the skin of her throat, letting his tongue lead the way to the top of her breasts.
"Alice, get out of the way!" I pushed on her stone arm. "You are not going to write about this. Ewwww. How can you write about your brother this way?"
Alice reluctantly moved her chair over to allow me to move back in front of the keyboard. I placed my fingers on the keyboard and closed my eyes. What would I like to have Edward do?
Johnny placed feather light kisses on the top of Baby's breasts. His hands were gently cupping them as she happily sighed.
"Not bad, Bella" Alice commented. "Keep going. What does he do next?"
Slowly Baby opened the buttons of Johnny's shirt. She was awed at the magnificence of his body and had been longing to run her fingers over his chest.
"His chest, Bella? If you're going to touch something, you should go for the gold, girl! Aren't you curious what his … well, his manhood feels like?"
I couldn't believe Alice said that. I looked at her, knowing my face was beet red. I was speechless!
"What?" She looked at me in confusion. "You know what his manhood is, don't you?"
I closed my eyes. I could not talk about this with her!
"Bella, you shouldn't be embarrassed about this with me. I'm your best girlfriend, aren't I? Stop your blushing and answer me this: how often does he get a hard on?"
"Alice" my voice squeaked. "I can't do this …please" I pleaded.
"Bella, are you telling me that you haven't felt Edward get hard? You're on his lap all the time, for goodness sake! Alright, you don't want to talk about it with me? Fine! Never mind that I'm trying to help here." She had a huffy tone with a martyred look on her face.
"Alice" I said quietly. "How about we write about what Edward aka Johnny does, not about one or the others 'manhood'?" I looked back at the screen.
Johnny led Baby to the couch and gently laid her on the cushions. He leaned over her and kissed her lips, his passion growing. As he kissed her, his hands moved from her shoulders to her ribs. His fingertips glanced over her breasts slowly moving to her stomach.
"Bella, please tell me your going to have Johnny keep moving his fingers south!" Alice pleaded. "Wait a minute! Aren't you going to have Johnny take her bra off? Bella, you have to get the bra off! Come on!" Alice was starting to whine.
Johnny knelt on the floor next to Baby leaning over to lightly kiss her belly. He ran his cold tongue around her belly button.
I heard Alice giggle. "Bella, do you really think Johnny's tongue is cold?" I laughed out loud.
Baby pulled Johnny down so that their chests collided. The feel of his muscles against her breasts took her breath away.
"God, Alice. I would so like to feel Edward's bare chest against mine." I looked longingly into space. I also felt a tingling in my breasts just thinking about it.
Alice placed her cold hands on my shoulders and leaned over to give me a quick kiss on the cheek. "Bella, Edward loves you but I think he just doesn't know what to do."
"Do you really think that, Alice?" I asked her. "You don't think he just doesn't want to do anything more than kiss me?"
"Bella, I know you don't want to talk about it, but maybe you should. Does Edward get an erection when he's with you?"
Could I tell her? Could I really talk to her about that? She is my best friend, but this is just so personal. Shouldn't this just be between Edward and me? Could I talk about this with Edward? It's something I'd thought about. I'd thought about it often. Would anything change if I talked to Alice about it? Would I do anything about it if I talked to Alice?
"Alice, I love you so much" I smiled at her and then leaned to hug her hard body close. "I actually feel better after writing this. I don't know yet whether I'll show it to Edward, but I have some ideas now of what I want, and I'm going to have to figure out how to get what I want. As far as Edward and his … physical reactions? I'm going to keep that private. Please don't be mad."
Alice looked at me with fondness and gave me a sweet smile. "Okay, Bella. You don't have to tell me whether Edward gets hard or not … though I really want to know!" She laughed her tinkling giggle. "Let's go find the human some popcorn and watch a chick flick, what do you say?"
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