LUFFY: Hello from "WTF is Going ON!"

FAI: Now, you may be wondering, "Wait a minute! This isn't the new chapter! Where's Luffy and Edward vs Peter and Homer?"

LUFFY: Well, that's just it. Monkey D. AWESOME –

(An electric guitar rip is heard at the mention of the name)

LUFFY (pause): That was weird. Anyways, Monkey D. AWESOME –

(The guitar rip is heard again)

LUFFY (pause again): As I was saying, Monkey –

(Fai puts his hand over Luffy's mouth to shut him up)

FAI: The AUTHOR is taking a little break from fanfiction to handle his responsibilities on another website. But don't get sad; You can use this as a time to help make this fanfic better!

LUFFY: Yep! Monkey D. AWESOME –

(The guitar rip begins to play again)

LUFFY: GOMU GOMU NO PISTOL!

(Luffy stretches his fist offscreen, knocking out the guitarist)

LUFFY: Okay, then. Monkey D. AWESOME will be making a Question and Answer chapter sometime in the future, so you guys can PM him questions you would ask us!

FAI: The questions can be about anything and everything, but don't ask questions with M-rated content.

LUFFY: Basically, if it'd be too bad to put on "Family Guy," it's too bad to put on here.

FAI: In other words, just think before you send. MDA is also going to be putting polls up on his profile.

LUFFY: The first one will be asking which one of my crewmates do you want to appear in this fanfic. I'm voting for Robin!

FAI: We can't vote, Rubber-Crotch.

LUFFY: Awww, why not?

FAI: I don't know. To the readers, please vote on your opinion. Don't just go with what everyone else is doing… Well, I think that's everything. You?

LUFFY: Yep. See ya! Keep checking in to see when the new chapter comes!