Fang: May I ask, why are you calling Jeb "Jebby Baby"?

Me: 'Cause it sounds funny!!!

Fang: Ok....now, about that question you asked me.......not gonna happen.

Me: WHY?!?!

Fang: I'm not gay!

Me: WHY?!?!

Fang: You want me to be gay????

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fang: Wtf? Then why are you upset????

Me: Sugar!!!!!!!

Fang: Oh, boy.....

Me: You should try sugar, Fang!!

Fang: Uhhhh....no.....

Me: I'll get you hyper by the end of this chapter!!!!

Fang: Again, no....


Jeb Should Definetely Stear Clear of These Jobs:

1. Male Model: -fangirls cover eyes and scream- Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! We're blind!!!!!

Iggy: Me too!

2. Male Stripper: See above.

3. Pediatric Doctor: I think he's had enough to do with both the medical profession and young children.

4. OnStar Operator: Jeb: Hello. I see you've been in a crash.

Driver: Yeah I- Wait! Are you speaking in my head?

Jeb: Uh, No! I'm, uhhhh....speaking through OnStar!

Driver: I don't even have OnStar!

Jeb: Oops. Wrong guy....

5. Educational Science Movie Guy: And today on Jeb Nye the Science Guy, we're going to learn about........Animal/Human Hybrid Experimentation!

Students: Yay!!!

(Ok, how many of you seriously know who Bill Nye the Science Guy is? I find fewer and fewer people have heard of him....-sigh-)

6. Wal-Mart Santa Clause: "And what would you like for Christmas, little children? How about wings?"

-Max appears out of nowhere and smacks him-

7. Babysitter: So many obvious reasons...do I have to list them?

"Honey, where's the babysitter? Wait, second thought, where are the kids?"

8. Rapper: Jeb: -raps-

Here we are, experimentin' at the School

The Flock just makes me feel like a tool

All the other experiments sit and drool

I'm their creator, that Max is just a fool!

Me, the Flock, and other Fans: -burst into uncontrollable laughter-

-Fang and Max go onstage, tie Jeb up, and send him to the funny farm-

9. Pet Store Worker: For just about the same reasons why he's not allowed around young children, Jeb is also not allowed around animals.

10. Scientist: I know he is one, but don't you think it's about time he had his license taken away???


Fang: See? I'm not hyper! Not hyper. Not hyper! NOT HYPER! That's fun to say. Sugar has no effect on me! Like gravity! Sugar is good for me! -eats more sugar- It has calories! Calories are good for me! You know what else is good? Monkeys! I want one named Mufasa! I want a orange…..with sugar! Zimbabwe!!!

Me: Someone help me! I think I've turned Fang into Nudge! So I need help! Finding a video camera, that is……..

Fang: -singing-

Fish and chips and vinegar!

Vinegar!

Vinegar!

Fish and chips and vinegar!

Pepper pepper pepper salt!

Don't throw your junk in my backyard.

My backyard!

My backyard!

Don't throw your junk in my backyard!

My backyard's full.

Me: -lol-