This chapter is going to shed a bit of light on the situation. If you get offended then I'm sorry. Very sorry. By the way if you're the anonymous reviewer Omega, I do not mean to offend you. You may even be proud. Same with shika-kunfan001 and AppletheFox4ever88. Anyway, enjoy!

Another boring day at Shadow's Hotel…

Shadow smirked at his desk. "What a boring day…." He sighed before bursting into laughter. The ebony hedgehog remembered how Belle told him that the author wanted to start every chapter like that.

"What a shame another idea of hers is being killed off…." The pale cat sighed. She lay on the window sill looking rather depressed. Her dark hair was laying on her shoulders and her eyes were closed. She was stroking a little black cat on her lap.

"Sorry, no OCs." Shadow said sternly.

"I'm not an OC, I'm the author." The cat smiled,

"I'm not calling you ilurrrverussia. You better had come up with another name." Shadow glared. He didn't trust the white cat. She may have a knife hidden in her purple cardigan, Shadow thought to himself.

"Catholic." The author said before opening her eyes. Shadow believed at once.

"Y-Your eyes….." Shadow stammered.

"I know. Now go back to what you were doing. You'll see me later." Catholic said softly before closing her eyes again.

Shadow stroked his beige desk, remembering the sound it makes when he hits his head on it. He opened the draws and then closed it. He repeated this until his quills got stuck in the draws.

"C'mon Shadow. No use doing it now." Rouge sighed. A dark and tense aura had conquered the hotel, one that Umbra couldn't remove.

"Yeah…. We have a day and a night yet doesn't we?" Shadow mused to himself.

"Let's make the time left in this building as enjoyable as we can!" Rouge smiled.

"Okay. Have a nice time shopping with the girls. Don't let Violet anywhere near the gem shop though." Shadow smiled, remembering the issue they had the day before.

"She probably didn't mean to max out her credit card." Rouge said defensively.

"I'm not coming. I have to help Tikal pick an outfit out for her date." Adelia squealed excitedly.

"Dude, I'm out to watch Hetalia: Paint It White!" Sonic shouted, jumping up and down.

"Snog Hungary for me!" Shadow winked.

"Snog Russia for me!" Catholic beamed excitedly, startling every one.

"That's The Author. She's going to be more active once you all shove off." Belle explained coolly.

"Tails?"

"Cosmo and I are out to buy more stuff for the chao garden we're making!" Tails said enthusiastically. Shadow opened his mouth but shut it again.

"Have a nice time!" Shadow said sweetly, watching his guests walk out the door.

"DUDE! HURRY UP! THE PREMIER MIGHT START WITH OUT US!" Prussia shouted to Shadow.

"I'm not going to the film. Sonic may go through." Shadow said in his usual cool voice.

"Fine, can awesome I have some hand cuffs? And a gag?" Prussia asked with a filthy smile on his face.

"Knock yourself out" Shadow said throwing the equipment to Prussia.

"Tell Russia his Vienna is always there for him." Catholic said cheekily.

"Will do you crazy cat! Bye Shadow!" Prussia called, walking out of the hotel.

Suddenly a certain red/black robot burst into the hotel.

"OMEGA!" Shadow shouted, running to his metallic friend.

"That's me!" Omega laughed in his robotic voice. "There's a massive queue outside." he added quickly. The red eyed hedgehog's eyes grew wide in shock.

"Hey, I'm Rachel!" A tanned hedgehog said coolly, walking into the hotel.

"Sorry, there's a sign saying no OCs to join in anymore." Shadow sighed, his shoulders feeling so tense they might have snapped right off.

"But..."

"BUT NOTHING! I said no OCs and you were like "Is it too late to send an OC, well OK then...

P.M. me for questions!" Idiot! And you have the attitude and cockiness of Draco Malfoy!" Catholic screamed, banging her head on the sill.

"You mean my creator? And it's not my fault she made me super at everything!" Rachel huffed, storming out.

"Miss I'm Good at everything. Thank my love she's gone." Shadow scowled.

"Wasn't that a smidge harsh?" An apple suddenly said.

"A talking apple?" Shadow asked curiously to Omega, holding a gold red apple in his hand.

"Yep, and a banana!" Omega beamed as best as a robot can, holding out his banana.

"What happened to you? You're normally all holy and sweet and forgiving?" The ebony hedgehog turned to the pale cat on the window sill.

"I was. But just as God went and sent the 10 plagues on to Egypt I must now send my wrath to the OCs." Catholic replied as her hand stroked the little black cat more and more.

The door swung open, revealing a timid lavender hedgehog with a pink tail and quills. She was wearing a long flowery orange dress with no back and had a robot leg.

"My name's Jane... I would like to stay at your hotel..." Jane mumbled nervously, biting her lip.

"Sorry, sweet hearts, we no longer accept OCs." Shadow said kindly. He didn't like upsetting nervous people.

"Oh, I'm sorry. My creator must have not noticed the sign." Jane blushed.

"It's okay sweetie. Catholic here never used to read the authors notes so your creator probably was the same." Shadow smiled delicately.

"What that girl wrote was just too much." The cat shuddered.

"Are you a nut case?" Adelia asked, walking down the stairs.

"Nope. I am!" Shadows shouted happily, running into the reception.

"HELLO? I'm Scare the crow!" Scare shouted entering the hotel.

"I would have loved to do a chapter for you. But the sign?" Catholic said, pointing to the sign on the window. Shadow had now realised why she was laying there. She was laying down on the window sill which had the sign on it.

"I want to kill Sonic too. And I hate the colour blue as much as you do, Jane. But I'm sorry, you have to leave." Shadow sighed.

"Bye!" They shouted behind them as they waved off into the distance.

A red fox with blue hair walks into the hotel with her sword.

"Sword is not allowed in." Shadow moaned before banging his head on the desk.

"Sorry," She said quickly, whipping her sword off.

"No OCs allowed in." Shadow said his voice a mere whisper.

"You didn't read the REALLY big sign I put up!" Catholic whispered, tears rolling down her cheeks.

"I-I'm sorry!" Jina Dragon stammered. She loved Shadow so much but she didn't like admitting it to her.

"You better! Now Catholic might get rid of Shadow's Hotel!" Every one gasped as Omega shouted at her. The Sonic characters were all gathered round in the reception room.

"Shadow?"

"Mummy, tell me he's joking!"

"No, that can't be!"

"Oh it is darlings." Belle said, patting the Violet's head.

"GET OFF!" Violet shouted spinning Belle into the wall. She landed with a hefty thud.

"Do you want to get with me?" Shadows asked Jina as she opened the door.

"No." She replied, giving him a quick electric shock before exiting the building.

"Thanks Omega, Thanks Apple! Hey Banana, you haven't said anything yet?" Catholic murmured.

"Okay. Hi Adelia!" The banana beamed happily.

"You guys are so lovely to me!" The pale cat smiled, hugging Omega and the talking fruits.

"You're so weird! Tell me you're not popping into any more chapters of Shadow's Hotel?" Rachel begged.

"There will be no more chapters of Shadow's Hotel!" Catholic laughed.

"Please?"

"I'll have no job!"

"Why not?" Shadow asked.

"Because. It's a pain to write and all this OC business is doing my head in!" Catholic replied angrily.

"How about you don't have a dead line on it? Then readers will just have to check back every now and then to see new ones. Ignore OC requests then. You can remove most of them anyway." Shadow replied his angry author coolly.

"Okeydokey then!" Catholic beamed.

"Stuff Sleep Overs! We'll have a party next chapter! If that's okay with the author, of course!" Violet batted her eye lashes at Catholic.

"Sure! And we'll have to see how Knuckles and Tikal's date went on!" Catholic winked slowly fading away.

"I hate it when the author decides to chip in." Shadow moaned once the author had disappeared completely.

"Catholic. Who names themselves after their own religion?" Rouge scoffed.

"Don't like religion. It's another excuse to fight." Silver sighed.

"At least we have our Hotel." Sonic smiled happily. He didn't even mind that Amy was hugging him.

"Let's do what they do in cheesy shows and all start laughing over everything!" Blaze beamed. So as the camera moved away from our favourite talking animals (apart from Garfield) the stupid author went off to get some chocolate to calm herself down whilst her brother made some changes to her chapter...

Sorry. I truly am. I don't even know how that happened. I must have written most of this whilst I was upset. I truly am sorry. I only uploaded it because it was too late to start a new chapter. See you all next time. This time, you don't have to R and R...

Byieeee my darlings!

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