POKEMON REPORTS
Report 1
"I am Ash Ketchum, of frickin' Pallet Town! I stick shit up May and Misty's asses, but they like it! I also have a question! Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To understand why seventeen fairies consoled all their kitchen troubles in a yellow rock covered in a stylish freedom fighters dead skin with the phrase 'limbo chocolates for all' engraved in it."
"Damn…you got it right!"
Report 2
"I am Brock! I am more perverted than that little pisser Sanji! I'll shoot anyone in the head if they believe I'm some little wussy that goes for the boys, because I don't! Ever see any freakin' fics of me and Ash together? I THINK NOT!"
""Uh…here's one."
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Report 3
"Pika! Pika…chu! Chu, Chu! Pikachu! PIKACHUUU! Pika! Chhuuuup!"
"It just said 'Chhuuuup'!"
Report 4
"Do I have big breasts? I'm trying to look sexy for…someone…but I don't know if big boobs turn him on! Maybe I could get Brock to work on these bad boys for me…I don't know…"
"May, baby, Brock will rape you if you show him your boobies!"
"………boobies?"
Report 5
"My name is Chris, right? Good. Now, I do NOT like having to take over Misty's job of watching over Brock and his perverted needs! THE GUY'S AT LEAST 21 BY NOW! HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIS FLIPPIN' SELF, DAMN IT! I have perverted needs, too, but no one goes into depth about that…"
"So sad…"
Report 6
" TEAM ROCKET, FIGHT! TEAM ROCKET, RUN! TEAM ROCKET, JUMP! TEAM ROCKET…UH…DO THE MOON WALK! PSSHA!"
"Wow…that was stupid…"
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