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Inspiration music: I am very pissed off right now. My stupid audiocentral went down the crapper. So now I have my boom-box plugged right next to my comp. sigh I BOUGHT THE AVENUE Q CD! WOOT-WOOT! I am so happy. . .
Inuyasha? Big deal!
Kagura smirks, "Ha! As if! You are working with Inuyasha! My master would not do that to me. You are becoming a nuisance! Dance of Blades!"
Sam's eyes widen as the blades of wind head for her.
Just then she sees Miroku's staff in front of her.
That is the pervert's stick…it blocked those blades…it is very hard heh heh (ok this goes to show you how messed up I am at the moment)
Sango comes out from behind her, "Sam, go out there, maybe you can stop Kouga. We will take care of things here."
Sam nods. She heads outside. What a sight beheld! There was Kouga trying to punch Inuyasha and there was Kagome trying to explain to Kouga about Naraku.
Sam didn't even feel like interfering with the show anymore. She sighed and sat on a rock near the castle.
She watched as Kouga broke Inuyasha's arm.
Owww
She watched as Kouga punched Inuyasha, nearly killing him.
Oooh that hurts…
Just then Kagura came out applauding Kouga.
"Who the hell are you?" Kouga demanded.
"I am Kagura the wind sorceress. Job well done, wolf boy. You got your revenge on Inuyasha. Now your deceased wolf tribe shall now attend your final dance. Dance of the dead!"
Just then the whole wolf tribe springs to life, attacking Kouga.
Aw Inuyasha will take care of things from here…once he wakes up…until then I am gonna go check up on Sango and Miroku.
"It is a demon puppet!"
"How long is Naraku gonna keep this up!" Sango yells as she dodges the attack from the puppet.
"I see nothing exiting is happening here…" Sam says as she walks up to them.
"Sam! What are you doing here? Were you able to stop Kouga from killing Inuyasha?"
"Oh…uh…about that…no…" Sam says.
Miroku doges an attack from the demon puppet "Go back out there and try to stop them."
"Yeah that would work if Kouga would actually listen to me!" Sam says as she goes outside.
When she looks outside she sees Kagome shooting an arrow at Inuyasha.
Sam remembers that Kagome's sacred arrow makes Kagura demonic winds cease.
She walks over to the rock she once was. She watches Inuyasha do wind scar on Kagura.
Can say I didn't warn her
Sam sighs and shakes her head.
Kagura looks at Sam when she got hit. She narrowed her eyes at Sam who was shaking her head and rubbing her eyes.
How did she know?
Sam walks over to Kouga who is practically paralyzed, "Don't worry Kouga, Kagome will use her sacred arrow and get that fake jewel out of your arm."
THE NEXT DAY (so what if I skip some parts…) Ps: This is episode 41 "Kagura's dance and Kanna's mirror"
When Sango went to go fill up a water bottle, these villagers mistook her for a woman that they were looking for. Inuyasha came and beat them up for trying to attack Sango. Then out of nowhere a young girl, who the villagers were looking for, comes out and thanks them for scaring the villagers away.
Kagome and Sam and Miroku catch up to them. Koharu recognizes Miroku and tells them that they had met when she was a child.
"Miroku I am old enough now, I can bare your child," Koharu says to Miroku.
Everyone, besides Miroku and Sam, gasps.
"WTF!" Kagome says.
"Letch…" Sango mutters.
"Damn monk…" Inuyasha mumbles.
"OK now let me get this straight," Sam says, the only one exited, "This girl Koharu was 10 when you asked her to bare your children?"
Miroku nods. Koharu wraps her arms around says, "Yes, it was the happiest day of my life!"
"Whoa, Miroku…getting a child like her that exited…You're a stud!" Sam says nodding her head.
Kagome looks at Sam shocked, "How could you applaud him Sam!"
Sam looks at Kagome, "Hey just imagine if he got his hands on the things in our time. Hello! Playboy, porno, sex toys; believe me, he is better off doing what he does now…"
Kagome imagines Miroku in her time, enjoying all the immoral things that go on there. She finally decides that he is better off doing what he does now.
LATER
"Miroku, you better find a way to get rid of her and fast," Inuyasha grumbles.
"Inuyasha is right. We won't be able to find the jewel shards with her tagging along," Kagome says.
"…" Sango says. (Hey come on! She is pissed.)
"She will get eaten by demons if she tags along," Sam says.
Miroku sighs, "Ok fine," he goes off to Koharu.
SKIP SKIP SKIP SOME MORE
So Koharu was sad when she found out that she wouldn't be able to stay with Miroku and them. Inuyasha was getting irritated that Koharu wouldn't stop crying.
He was about to go in the hut to talk to her but Sam stopped him.
Shit, this is the episode where Inuyasha gets hit with the wind scar. I don't want my soul sucked out of me when Kanna gets here!
"Hey uh, Inuyasha? I think we should go and not worry about her crying fit. She will get over it…they all do"
"She shouldn't waste her tears on him," Inuyasha says as he pulls his arm back. He goes to Koharu and tells her that they will stay for the night only.
Aw shit!
THAT NIGHT
While everyone was eating Sam noticed that Koharu was gone.
Ok so she is probably getting her soul sucked out of her right now.
Sam sighs as she imagines her soul getting sucked out of her body.
"Ehh…" Sam says, feeling sick.
"Hey Sam, are you ok?" Kagome asks.
"Eh, yeah Kagome I am fine," Sam says.
"Inuyasha," Miroku says.
"Yeah I know. We are surrounded. Come on Miroku, lets go look around," Inuyasha says as he grabs onto Tessaiga.
Sam starts whining.
Kagome looks at her strangely.
Sam sits with Kagome and Sango. Suddenly Koharu comes through the door, "There is a demon here!"
Kagome and Sango get up, but Sam sits there.
"Sam are you coming?" Kagome asks.
"What! Of course I am!" Sam yells.
Sam looks around the dark hallway.
"The demon is in here," Koharu says as she leads the girls in a room.
Sam looks ahead of her and sees Kanna standing there holding her mirror.
"Whoa…in real life she looks even more ghostly," Sam whispers.
"LOOK!" Kagome says.
Sango gets her Hiraikotsu ready. Kanna suddenly disappears and appears to their left, then she disappears and reappears to the right.
Sango starts to get restless. She grabs her Hiraikotsu and throws it before Sam can stop her.
The Hiraikotsu gets thrown back at Sango.
Sam closes her eyes as she hears Sango's bones crunch.
When she opens them she feels Koharu behind her. Before she is able to react, Koharu grabs underneath Sam's arms and shoulders, catching her into a headlock…ish thing.
Sam looks at Koharu, "Bitch…" she mutters. She looks to her left and she sees Kagome struggle with Sango. It so happened that when Sango got hit with her weapon she landed on Kagome.
Sam looks in front of her and sees Kanna walking up to her, holding out her mirror.
Vampire911: Yay another chappie! Woot-woot. Ah now I can sleep peacefully tonight. I know that in the actual episode Sango lands on Shippo, but oh well I changed it! Hahaha! I know you guys are probably wanting more of Sam's sarcasm and stuff. Don't worry it will happen…just not now. Just wait till Sesshy wields Tokijin. Ok? Thanks. Please review…I need them to bring my spirits up…and for inspiration…
