Chapter 8-this is SPARTA!
"Now Chief, let me go in first, the recruits are...
"are what?"
"well, they like jokes that hurt other people"
"what do you mean?"
Suddenly a plasma grenade came flying out the room
"GRENADE!"
"chief its not rea.."
"I'M STUCK! ARRRGGGH! TELL THE ODST... THEY SUCK!"
"CHEIF! It's just a water balloon filled with paint and a blue light"
"oh... i knew that
a chorus of laughter emerged from the same door as the plasma grenade
"Ha HAAA Hahahahaha, we got em good!"
"hell yeah! Total pwnage"
"excuse me sergeant, I'm just gunna murder a trainee"
"no, talk to the captain, he may help you with that"
"ok, can i have a description please"
"he's about 8 foot 6, has a VERY deep voice"
"okay i get it"
"now, back to the trainees"
The sergeant opened the door
"STAND TO ATTENTION"
There were six Spartans lined up
"Delta team! This is the Master fraggin chief! This is not a joke this is the real deal"
There were murmurs of whether we were serious,
"chief, let me introduce you to delta team
"this is meddi, team medic"
"helllooo"
"this is Ivan, demolitions expert, don't hold anything he gives you
"MWHAHAHAHAH"
"this is Jumpy, he likes jetpacks, he's the teams airborne expert"
"Nicetomeetcha"
"This is Bob, team captain, funny name"
"nice to meet you chief"
"this is twitchy, sniper"
"I aim, to please, and irritate n00bz"
"and this is psycho... he like to maim, wound, and destroy, in as gruesome a manner as possible"
"I like brainz... and splitting peoples heads... LIKE A MELON! ahhhhhahahahahaha"
"yeah... and this is on a tonne of drugs to decrease his bloodlust, imagine him without them... it's scary"
"right, so... how good are they?"
"About average, if their win/loss statistics say anything, it's that they're the team you want for any major assaults"
"i'll keep that in mind"
"Delta team!, go take a shower then get to your beds! DISSMISSED"
They all funnelled out the room at once,
"that was... pleasant,"
"agreed chief, so fancy visiting the hanger?"
"sure lets... wait what's that whooshing sound?"
"what sound?"
"its getting louder..."
"yeah, i hear it now, sounds like Pelican R.D.A's engines
"R.D.A?"
"not again..."
"huh?"
Suddenly the cockpit of a pelican came flying through the wall with a loud booming and bending noise as the steel reinforced wall gave,
Followed by a familiar looking blur flying out the cockpit and imbedding in the wall upside down,
"ow..."
"you ok sir?"
"sergeant..."
"yes sir?"
"revoke L33ts flying licence... and get me the de-imbedding team"
"right away sir"
The sergeant ran out the room heading to a coms console
"happen that often, huh?"
"yes... it does Cortana"
The sergeant ran back into the room with 5 soldiers
"there he is guys, you know the drill"
"on it sarge"
"now, sarge show the chief to his bed, it's getting dark"
"yessir, chief this way"
"sure i was felling tir... wait, the sun doesn't move"
"what do you mean by that?"
"the sun doesn't move so how does it get dark?"
"stop talking nonsense and follow me"
I gave up on it for now following the sergeant to my room while the team tried to
de-imbed the captain from the wall,
"try pulling from the centre of mass"
"I'm trying"
"it's no use, we're gunna need the wall-breaker-o-matic"
"go get the c4"
"yes sir!
We came to an elevator,
"floor 3, dorms"
An artificial female voice replied
"going to floor ...bzzzzt... floor 43, bannana storage"
The lift suddenly started moving
"erm, sarge?"
"don't worry, it does that, still goes to the right place"
The doors opened to a number of corridors
"7th to the chief, have a nice night"
"it's not nigh... forget it"
Suddenly there was a very loud explosion
KA-BOOOOOOOOM
"what the hell was that!"
"don't worry chief, that probably means they just got the captain out the wall"
"okay..."
MEANWHILE...
"its no good! He won't budge"
"whadda we do corpral!"
"i say... we take off and nuke the site from orbit... its the only way to be sure
"..."
"..."
"... thats a... lil extreme steve"
"yeah your right, it is, get me 5 more pounds of c4"
"zZzZzZz"
"how can he sleep through this?
"who knows man... who knows"
so... sory for not updating for so long,
i've been very busy, you know, christmas, supprise holidays, terrible colds that hinder your ability to hear,
belive me, twas not pleasant
i do not own halo, i do own spartan 743, phyco, but thats irrelevent
on a quick note the compitition is ova, no one guessd so i'll tell you the answer
"TALKING BACK ARE WE! DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 300"
300- a movie depicting the spartans defence of themopole against the persians
300- spartans, halo, master chief, spartan
get it?
also i've been refrencing 7 for bungy, they gave us halo, i felt i owe them
also i doubted that refrence was subtle enough,
Fare well,
