Chapter 8: A queen gets what she deserved
Bill and Eric looked at each other, and then they walked up the steps slowly. The queen was standing at the bar with a blond, mussular man standing next to her.
"Hello boyz." Said the queen. "This here is Jason Stackhouse."
"But you can call me Sinner," said sinner. His eyes looked all drugged out, like he was on V or something. (and if you don know what V is den FOKKK OFFFFF!!11!!)
"Sinner here said he's the brother of some sort of telepath,"" said the queen. "And I need you to find her and bring her to me, even if she doesn't want to go because I need her for something verrry importart.
Eric looked at Bill with worry in his eyes. He looked really worried.
"I'm worried." Said Eric. "What if she won't coperate?"
"Then I suggest you glamor her!!" said the queen. Siner howled wildly and excitedly. She padded him on the head. "Good boy," she said.
Just as things were statring to make sence. Thought Eric. Now I have to go find a psychopath and bring her to the vampire queen or she'll have my head!!
Bill gave Erics ass a reassuring squeeze and Eric accept the offer. I suppose I don't have a choice.
The queen left with sinner right behind him. I don't even know where to begin to look said eric.
"Where should we look first," suggested Bill. "Too bad we didn't get a name or anything. Maybe she knows were looking for her already when she sees into the future…."
"You're right! Said Eric. Maybe she will find us!! That would be relieve.!!!"
Bill gestured back towards the back room with erics coffin in it, so they both went in there. Oh Eric! Finally, we get to spend time together WITHOUT any inteceptions!!!"
Eric began kissing Bills neck and then bit him with his fangs because they already came out before they starting kissing. "OOOHhhhHH!!!!!! Bill moaned with pleasure as warm bloody liquid poured down his neck and went into Erics mouth too.
"Now it's my turn!" said Bill as he threw Eric over onto his back (Bill was on his back before with Eric on top, but now they switched) and bit his fangs into Erics neck too. More blood started to come out of Erics neck and began filling the coffin with red liquidy blood.
They maid out and splashed around in the ir blood for a bit, and then decided to do you know what. Then they drifted off into a dreamy sleep., where they both dreamed about each other.
The next night they woke up and Eric kissed Bill softly on the cheek. "It's morning" said Eric. " Time to get up, darling."
Bill cooed with excitement and reached his arm up to push open the coffin door. But, it wouln't open.
"Eric! It's stuck!!!!" They both heard laughing outside the coffin.
"Were going to kill you, you fangbangerz!!!" said a hillybilly voice outside the coffin. "Heh heh hehhhh!!!!"………………
