This is just an extra story, more like a spoof/what if , sorry but I had this idea and couldn't think of anything else so just bare with it for now! When I wrote this it was more of a just for laughs so laugh your heart out!
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Be Prepared!
~Kyoya's POV~
"Welcome!"
Our normal day of our hosts duties went on as usual, Alex didn't notice that I switch today with another day. I would not let her make us go to a Karaoke Bar that was for sure. To make sure it didn't happen I had moved it to a weekend. Of course she didn't notice and just went on with what Tamaki had taught her in being a host.
My customers walked with me as they talked between themselves. I didn't care much for it, but Tamaki had let me have a full's day of work with all my customers.
"K…Kyoya?" My customer Stella (A/N Yay if any of you know that's my cat's name! Latin bro got to learn it! p.s. means star!) asked in a sheepish voice. She was the daughter of a big company so of course I made sure to talk to her only about things I knew she liked.
"Yes Stella?" I looked at her eyes, she was nervous non to say the least.
"I was wondering what is planned next week?"
I lifted up my hand to see my book was gone! I knew too well were it was…
"Alex can I have my book back?" I stood in fount of her as she was talking to her guests.
She looked up and smiled, "Nope, since I don't have it."
I looked and saw she was right, she hadn't have taken it, but then who except…
"Tamaki do you have my book?"
"How did you know?" He asked so surprised. He was looking throughout the pages and was writing in it as Alex had done before!
"What are you doing!?" I asked frustrated.
"Alex gave me lots of ideas and I just wanted to write them down for you." He smiled, but I didn't want to do anything more than what Alex had already written down in it.
"May I have it back?"
"No, I think I should keep it for a day to make sure I got everything Alex told me earlier." I glared back at her table, but she just smiled and waved at me.
I walked away upset.
Time Jump!
I never thought of Tamaki to be overly annoying, only a little at times. I had learned how to deal with him over the years, but I had just had it! Tamaki had made the music room look like a market! What on earth am I to do with something like that!?
"Tamaki…?"
"Ow Kyoya! What do you think, since Alex told me of a market place in China I had to either go there or bring it to us, but Alex looked at your book and said we should save money and just buys a few things to bring here!" He danced around and picked up useless junk. I couldn't believe this!
The twins stood behind me and said, "Kyoya looks like he's going to kill Tamaki!"
That was it! I should just get it over with and kill him! (A/N Kyoya did you get much sleep last night?... Hey I'm talking to you!) If he was gone I could do whatever I wanted, I could be king! Yes that could work!
……….. (A/N Please forgive Kyoya at this time, he's had one of Alex's Monsters jkjkjk, but he should have.)
~Normal POV~
Kyoya looked at the twins. I never thought hyenastwins essential they're crude and unspeakably plain, but maybe they've a glimmer of potential if allied to my vision and brain, He thought to himself. He gathered the twins in a corner and said, "I know that your powers of retention are as hopeless as you becoming smart, but thick as you are, pay attention my words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs, but we're talking kings and successions." The twins gave each other a look of should-hit-him-right-now. "Even you can't be caught unawares. So prepare for a chance of a lifetime, be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer."
"And where do we feature?" They asked together.
"Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues and injustice deliciously squared be prepared!" He gave an evil grin towards them.
"Yeah, be prepared... we'll be prepared...For what?" Hikaru asked not entirely understanding what Kyoya wanted.
" For the death of the king." (Put your best evil laugh there!)
" Why? Is he sick?" Hikaru asked.
"No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And his bear too." (A/N not the bear!!!!!)
" Great idea! Who needs a king?" Kaoru said smiling big at the thought.
Together the twins sang, "No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!"
"Idiots! There will be a king!"
"Hey, but you said, uh..." they asked confused.
Sighing Kyoya answered, "I will be king! ...Stick with me, and you'll never go bored again!"
"Yay! All right! Long live the king! It's great that we'll soon be connected. With a king who'll be all-time adored." The twins laughed and sunk a look at Tamaki.
" Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board. The future is littered with prizes and though I'm the main addressee. The point that I must emphasize is you won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century. (A/N Oooh!) Be prepared for the murkiest scam. (A/N Oooh... La! La! La!) Meticulous planning (A/N We'll have games!)Tenacity spanning (A/N Lots of games) Decades of denial (A/N We repeat) is simply why I'll (A/N Endless games) be king undisputed (A/N Aaaaaaah...) Respected, saluted (A/N ...aaaaaaah...) and seen for the wonder I am (A/N ...aaaaaaah!) Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared (A/N Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo) be prepared!"
Together they said, "Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared be prepared!"
Alex walked up to Kyoya and said, "Sorry about all this Kyoya." She handed him his book. "Hope you're not doing anything too drastic. By the way I heard there is a tea set from England that you may be interest in."
Kyoya stood up and walked away with Alex to look at tea sets! Hikaru and Kaoru still sitting there looked at Kyoya as he walked away and acted like he never planned to kill Tamaki.
Sorry if this is shorter than you'd like, but it's been hard thinking of songs that fit perfectly, so that's why I ask people to tell me of a song since I kind of need fill ins to make the story not to rushed. lol
Special thanks to xXuSaGiKiXx and -Arashi-Yuuna Fukushima-: Your amazing readers who comment amazingly =D
Shout out to xXuSaGiKiXx: No spelling wrong on Tamaki's name this time hahahaha! (now everyone will be on the look out from miss spelled words! Hey if you do find them I'll give you Kyoya's book for a chapter!)
