Disclaimer: Naruto and all it's characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, and Harry Potter and all it's characters belong to J.K.Rowling, NOT ME!

Warning: Yaoi!

"Speaking in English." 'Thinking in English'

"Speaking in Japanese." 'Thinking in Japanese."


Naruto was woken up the next morning by Sasuke and Sakura, she was screaming while Sasuke kicked him out of bed.

"Eh? What's going on?" He asked, looking around in confusion. His brain thought he was still dreaming so the lack of ramen was baffling the blonde.

"You trashed our room! Look at this mess!" Sakura howled. "Why!"

"Eh heh heh. I was looking for something?" He scratched the back of his head.

"You total moron." Sasuke rolled his eyes and began cleaning their room. Sakura joined him and Naruto got dressed and helped them finish.

"What were you looking for anyway?" Sakura asked as the two boys were heading out for guard duty.

"My hat. I can't sleep without it." He replied with a nervous laugh. "It was under my pillow all along!"

"IDIOT!" She screamed and tried to lunge at the blonde but Sasuke dragged them out of the room and shut the door in her face.

"Well it wasn't in my bag where I thought I had it last so I searched everywhere else! At least I didn't have to look at most of her stuff, she should be grateful." Naruto grumbled. Sasuke smirked and walked ahead. "Hey hey, wait for me!"

"Hurry up, idiot." Sasuke said, continuing to walk. Naruto ran up to him and placed his arm around Sasuke's shoulders.

"Thanks for saving me back there, Sasuke." He said grinning. Sasuke blushed and looked away, trying to hide the smile that was threatening to show through his mask.

"Whatever," He replied, "Idiot." He added as an afterthought.

"Aww, does that blush mean you like me?" Naruto teased, waggling his eyebrows at the other boy suggestively. Sasuke gave him the most murderous look he could and Naruto let out an unmanly squeak but didn't let up. "What would Sakura say?" He asked dramatically, Gai would be proud.

"She'd get very, very angry." He replied, Naruto grinned hugely.

"So you are gay! I knew it!" Naruto stuck his tongue out.

"She'd take her anger out on you. I think I'll go back and have a little chat with her." Sasuke said smoothly, beginning to walk back to their room. Naruto dashed after him, having forgot his tongue was out he'd snapped his mouth shut and bit his lip.

"I won't tell a soul!" Naruto cried, sounding funny from biting his tongue. Sasuke smirked, satisfied.

"Het Naruto, Sasuke. I forgot to give these to you earlier. Kakashi-sensei suggested them before he went to sleep this morning." Iruka came up to them holding communicator devices. "Both he and I have one as well. I set his extra loud, so he should wake up when you call him." He smiled brightly. "Now I have to get to class before they cause havoc. Bye."

"Bye!" Naruto called back happily.

Iruka arrived at his class three minutes late. He walked into a calmer then he was expecting class. He beamed at all of them when he got to the front of the room.

"My you're all well behaved!" He greeted them happily. "I see you all remembered to come in something to train in. Now, because I fear this floor is a little too hard for this exercise and there is certainly too little space, we'll be going outside!"

He took the class outside, Griffindors and Slytherin that morning. They chose a spot, fairly close to the woods but deemed perfect by Iruka. He had them stretch out beforehand, he'd taken into consideration that they might not be the most active group of individuals.

"Ok, everyone nice and stretched out? Good." He grinned. "Now, this is something we teach the younger students at the Academy. It's a simple maneuver that helps you with your agility."

"He's making fun of us." Ron muttered to his friends.

"How so?" Harry asked, tilting his head to the side.

"Comparing us to the 'younger students at the Academy' of course!" Ron declared.

"Oh shut it Ron. He normally teaches at a ninja school, we are all like his youngest students right now!" Hermione said, rolling her eyes at the boys.

"Watch carefully now." Iruka said, and performed the maneuver he spoke of. "Now try it."

The class all attempted it, some failing miserably and others getting it almost perfect. It was one thing that Hermione wasn't quite so good at. She ended up falling on her face and her friends laughed at her. She scowled at them.

"Hey now, don't laugh at her, she's trying her hardest. Even Naruto falls on his face many times before he masters something." Iruka said with a chuckle, having appeared out of nowhere.

"Which one is Naruto?" Hermione asked.

"Oh, the orange one." He grinned. "Try it again, Hermione."

"Alright." She got up and attempted it again, this time a little better then the last.

"Good job! Keep at it." He moved onto other students, correcting and encouraging. Suddenly a presence on the edge of the wood caught his attention. He didn't change his facial expression or give any alert to whatever it was, but he did concentrate on it. He figured three others with it, all wizards. He clicked his communicator device on in a careless gesture of brushing his hair back. "Naruto, Sasuke."

"Yeah, Iruka-sensei? Naruto responded. Sasuke gave a grunt in acknowledgment.

"Four wizards on the edge of the woods close by my class, I need you to deal with them while I take my class inside." Iruka said seriously.

"What do you suppose he's saying so seriously?" Harry asked his friends, having noticed Iruka standing there looking off to the castle.

"I have no idea, mate." Ron replied, Hermione shook her head.

"Me neither."

"There you are, took you long enough. Alright class!" He called out, getting the attention of his students. "Slight change of plans, we're going back inside." He declared. One the way inside Iruka heard one student muttering to his friends, from the Slytherin house.

"These guards are lame. They don't look very dangerous at all." Draco was saying, Iruka decided to teach him a lesson about appearances.

"Oh really?" Iruka whispered, the blonde jerked his gaze to the chuunin behind him. He was grinning in the scariest way. "Have you ever killed a man?"

"N-no." Draco stuttered, surprised at the sudden change in his teacher.

"I have." He said and went back to his cheery self. "Just doing my job of course! Now, you shouldn't say such mean things about those assigned to protect you!" His face suddenly turned serious again, "They don't take well to insults."

"Well what do you know!" Ron said happily, "Malfoy's gone and made himself an enemy of the teacher."

"Ron, that was hardly a comment to warrant enemy status." Iruka said.

"What does he have super hearing or something?" Ron whispered and Harry shrugged.

"Yes I do." Iruka said, grinning. "Actually I'm just training my hearing to pick up whatever you guys are saying."

"So why are we going inside?" Hermione asked the question that was plaguing everyone's minds, trying to change the subject.

"I didn't want you there when Naruto and Sasuke dealt with our unexpected visitors." He replied, they looked confused.

"You mean, an attack on the school?" Harry asked, suddenly interested. It wasn't like the other teachers had ever been so free with information regarding their safety.

"Oh no, nothing like that! I'm sure they were just scouting out the school. You're all old enough that I can be frank right?" Iruka asked, they nodded, "They're probably planning a future attack on the school. I feel a little guilty for feeling almost relieved, but this will keep Kakashi from being bored, and perverts must be kept entertained." He muttered the last part, not really expecting any of them to really hear what he'd said. (1)

"P-p-pervert?" Hermione stuttered, remembering the vision she'd had the night before and blushing hotly. Maybe she was the real pervert?

"Did I say that? Oops." He laughed nervously and scratched the bridge of his nose. "Never mind that, doesn't affect you. You'll all be fine, don't worry about it."

"Iruka-sensei!" Naruto's voice rang from across the area they were walking from. Iruka's whole class turned in time to see both Naruto and Sasuke run at what wouldn't be very fast yet, but amazing to those watching.

"What happened?" Iruka called back.

"They escaped!" He replied, having arrived in front of his teacher.

"What how?"

"Well this bolt of lightning came out of nowhere and Sasuke was injured, so I was distracted long enough for them to disappear back into the woods." Naruto reported. Sasuke was rubbing the back of his head. Iruka's expression immediately turned to concern.

"I'm fine!" Sasuke growled at the chuunin before he could even ask him what was wrong.

"He was thrown back and hit his head off a tree!" Naruto declared and Iruka grinned.

"Sasuke's fine, but take him to the school nurse to check out that goose egg. And Naruto, that bolt of lightening was probably a spell, look into them ok?" Iruka said, ushering the class back into the castle. "Alright! Back to the class room! Tomorrow, we'll be practicing some more so, training gear remember!"

After class Hermione stayed behind, standing nervously in front of Iruka's desk. She knew what she was about to ask would probably sound stupid, but she just had to know!

"Iruka-sensei?"

"Yes? What is it, Hermione?" Iruka asked, looking up from the paper he was writing on.

"Well, I was wondering, do you and the other guards have the ability to induce hallucinations?" She asked, looking at the floor beside her.

"We call it genjutsu. Usually used to confuse the enemy. Why?" He asked.

"Well, um you see, during dinner last night um..." Hermione told him about how Kakashi had done genjutsu on her to see him and Iruka making out in front of everyone. He nodded understandingly, blushing up to his ears.

"Sounds like something he'd do, thank you Hermione." He had the scary smile on his face again. She said good-bye and ran to her next class. At lunch time Iruka burst into his and Kakashi's room.

"M-making out! What the HELL were you thinking?" He roared, Kakashi jolted out of bed, mask half on and drool running down his cheek.

"What?" He mumbled and Iruka smacked him over the head a few times.

"IDIOT! You've corrupted one of my students!" Kakashi's arms automatically flew in front of him in defense. Iruka glared at him, "You're so annoying!"

"And you're so cute!" Kakashi chirped, Iruka growled and headed down to the dinning hall for lunch, muttering about perverted jounins.


(1) Just want to point out that children the age of his current students are full fledged ninja back in Konoha right? So doesn't that mean that they can handle that kind of news and don't have to be lied to? If not, my bad.

Oh yeah, look who has a plot! And It's EARLY! Ha!Also, if you're wondering how these strangers got there, because Hogwarts is crazy remote...um, I have no idea. Maybe they've got some crazy portal thing deep in the woods maybe? I dunno, you imagine something up for that. XD I'll probably come up with something stupid...a lot later. XP Anyways thank you all for reading and reviewing as always! It's crazy how many reviews I've gotten for this! Add one more?