A/N: Hello! I'm procrastinating again! This is the result. I must warn you though. This is a bit different from the stuff I usually write. It's a sort of parody/satire/randomly humorous oneshot. I hope you like it anyway. So please read and review! You know the rest!


Conclusions

'Today is a day of conclusions', the Ghost Writer typed. 'There are no beginnings. There are no middles. There are only endings.'

The ghost tapped his lips, grinned, and continued writing.

'Jack died from poison Vlad snuck into his drink. The end.'

'Maddie went insane with grief and was taken to an insane asylum. The end.'

'Jazz read a psychology book, decided the loss of parents wasn't enough to get upset over, and went to college using her parents' money. The end.'

'Danny went on a vendetta against Vlad, killed him, and went to prison. The end.'

'Sam tried to set Danny free, failed, and committed suicide. The end.'

'Tucker shrugged at the others' drama, became rich, and lived happily ever after somewhere far away from a ghost zone portal. The end.'

'Vlad's already dead so we don't need to discuss him. The end.'

'Dash and Paulina got married, had ten children, and didn't worry about where Danny Phantom went. The end.'

'Valerie fell off her jet sled while searching for Danny Phantom and thus died when her skull got cracked open from hitting a sharp rock on the ground. The end.'

'Mr. Lancer happily and ignorantly continued his teaching career. The end.'

'Star got more make up since there are so many funerals to attend these days. The end.'

'The Guys in White decided it wasn't worth it and got new jobs at the local food store as baggers. The end.'

'Freakshow became best friends with Maddie in the insane asylum. The end.'

'Skulker got blown up when his suit suddenly and inexplicably exploded. The end.'

'Ember got smothered by rotten tomatoes when her new number didn't go over so well. The end.'

'Someone finally atomized Technus for talking too much. The end.'

'Nocturn, Undergrowth, and that random storm-related ghost whose name escapes me got together and went bowling. They haven't been heard from since. The end.'

'Frostbite and his followers decided that Danny Phantom wasn't the best ghost ever (Phangirls scream in protest and attack author who quickly deletes them only to find that they keep coming back… seven years later we're still at it… and never mind this is taking too long. Forget that this was even mentioned.) and decides to worship the Ghost Writer instead. The end.'

'Amorpho changes into Danny Phantom and takes up his place in society as the local hero even though he previously decided that it was too difficult to be him. The end.'

'The Ghost King turns to dust from being left in his coffin for too long. The end.'

'The Lunch Lady and the Box Ghost get married and have a kid who keeps them so busy that they forget the world around them. The end.'

'Johnny Thirteen, his shadow, and Kitty get married then divorce and then get married again, but they change their minds and get a divorce, but wait! they marry again… and this pattern continues for the rest of eternity. The end.'

'The Fright Knight decides he needs labor so he asks the Ghost Writer for a job. He's hired and now works in the library. The end.'

'Walker accidently locks himself in one of the jail cells. His guards are too busy and too careless to notice. Nobody misses him. The end.'

'That small little kid who keeps dressing up as various things (ex: astronaut, cowboy, pirate, etc.) runs away with Danielle Phantom to an excluded part of the ghost zone so that they can avoid the pestering of adults and other authority figures. The end.'

'Pandora and Dora team up to contain all mythological creatures and other strange beings so they no longer annoy the Ghost Writer with all their racket. The end.'

'Lydia becomes jealous of Maddie for getting all of Freakshow's attention so she kills her and kidnaps Freakshow. She takes him to a church, marries him, but then kills him out of frustration because he keeps staring at Sam's mother (whatever her name is). Lydia then takes up a job as a secretary for Jazz who has become a successful psychologist. The end.'

'Spectra and Bertrand get eaten by Wulf. The end.'

'Wulf chokes on Spectra and Bertrand. Thus, when local authorities find him he is easy to capture. They take him to a local petting zoo where he stays for the rest of eternity. The end.'

'Pointdexter sees Wulf at the petting zoo and becomes inspired. He takes up a job at the petting zoo and lives happily there with his new friend. The end.'

'Klemper sees the two friends at the petting zoo and decides to join them. He takes up a job as an ice maker at the polar bear exhibit. The end.'

'The Observants become tired of their job. So they join the Guys in White at the local food store only they become cashiers instead of baggers. The end.'

'Clockwork decides that he's better off without those idiots anyway, but then after a while becomes lonely. So he moves to Tahiti where Tucker lives and becomes his consultant. The end.'

'Dork Danny stays in his thermos where he belongs. The end.'

'All other minor ghosts and cameos are quickly forgotten. They fall into oblivion and are never heard from again. The end.'

As the Ghost Writer types this his grin widens until it consumes his face. With plenty of pomp and flurry he types his last line.

'Desiree floats by the library looks in, falls in love with the Ghost Writer, and decides to grant him his wish to become the new King of the Ghost Zone…'

A crown appears on the Ghost Writer's head. He laughs manically as his current chair becomes a throne.

'Desiree becomes his queen and they live happily ever after…'

The library becomes a palace with books for walls. Desiree appears at the Ghost Writer's side. Both cackle as the ghost zone and all its occupants fall under their control.

'The end.'