Demonshadows: Hello… commissioner…. Nah just joking I loved the batman movie. The joker is the ultimate villain and he is the ultimate anti-thesis to the batman, his opinion makes total sense to me and I hope it does to you. Here is the next chapter. I don't own anything except my stories and my ideas.
Kyuubi talking
Naruto talking
Naruto likes to think
Chapter 8: The Joker, The Team, and The Battle
Naruto sat in a chair in an abandoned ware house pondering the world and all it's wonders, the massacre of the people, the robbing of the good and the evils of the poor, the right in man and the wrong that consumes him. Naruto turned his head seeing his second in command Gaara at the door, a look of neutrality was present on his face as he said " Night is coming captain." Naruto gave a small smile to his second and motioned for Gaara to leave, which Gaara did without question.
Naruto unsealed one thing he found in his travels to earth country, called a guitar and plucked a string hearing the note carry around the empty old ware house. Naruto looked up thinking " Tonight is the night that I face a team of Leaf ninja's… I wonder if Kurenai is still alive? Maybe she is or else I might have to pay The leaf a visit."
Kyuubi decided to interrupt her jailors thinking asking "why do you even care for that woman when you've got me?"
Naruto grinned at the obvious jealously in her voice before he thought " I could never forget you My cute, fuzzy, warm, generous Princess of all that is evil."
Kyuubi blushed at his compliments saying "you sure know how to charm a girl, don't ya? Naruto grinned but stayed silent plucking a couple of strings letting the sounds reverberate around the room. Kyuubi hummed a little with the tune that was slowly building. Naruto let the unknown music dance around the room letting Kyuubi have her fill of the beautiful music.
Naruto heard his third in command Yugito enter the room from the unlocked window slightly nodding her head in rhythm with the beat. Naruto slowly ended the beat asking "what news have you brought me young lady?"
Yugito let out an non lady like snort before saying " the stupid mob bosses have given into our terms and has promised us… half of their earnings, also that idiot who put a hit on you is now somewhere in the sea with some cement shoes." Yugito jumped down from her perch, landing in front of her captains desk on her knees before saying " Leaf ninja team are lead by Kurenai Yuuhei, Followed by chunin Shikamaru Naru, Chunin Sakura Haruno and Genin Sasuke Uchiha." Naruto's face turned sour and the air around the ware house went from a nice mild warm to a cold stale feeling.
Naruto turned to face to his Third Saying " that's not funny Yugito and I don't really appreciate you saying his name." Yugito gulped as he stood putting a hand in his pockets before pulling out a knife asking "are you sure that the little king of clubs is here Yugito or are you just losing your vision?" at the end of his question he had her pressed against the wall the knife next to her neck. Yugito frowned at the insult but she didn't dare to push off her captain.
She took a deep breath calming her nerves before saying "he was there and it seemed he has eyes for the Jonin Kurenai." Naruto grinned at the newly added statement releasing his third, before walking back to his chair laughing as if someone had told him the funniest thing in the world. The knife twinkled in the fading light as he twirled it around his hand before returning the knife to it's resting place. Naruto pulled out a deck of cards as he turned to his third, a look of unrelenting joy shining brightly in them making Yugito question her captains sanity.
Naruto took a deep breathe relaxing his body before saying "tell Gaara to move in and make sure that he doesn't go overboard with that coin of his." Yugito nodded in response but as she was going to ask where he would be, but he looked into her eyes and said " no, no that will simply not do, change of plans Yugito, we shall meet Gaara and then we shall see the pathetic Leaf team." Naruto only grinned as he heard Kyuubi mumble something about two faced feline sluts, who didn't know where there place is and other obscenities about cats.
Yugito had never been asked to go anywhere with the insane captain and a slight blush tinted her cheeks as she thought of this little outing of their's to turn into something a more intimate. She nodded as she said " I will follow you I need to test my new technique on someone anyway." Naruto nodded as he walked to the door opening it letting the cool mist bathe him in a blanket before he started moving to find the insignificant Uchiha and the beautiful rose that was Kurenai, with the deadly but beautiful flower that is Yugito.
/ some dirty location/
A half shadowed figure leaned against an old alley way wall behind the motel that the leaf team was currently inhabiting. The figure was obviously male, due to suit he was wearing and the obviously male hand that was flipping a double headed coin, with one side worn down. The hand stopped flipping the coin, catching it before raising his other hand and slamming it on the back of his hand showing the good side of the coin. A grunt of disappointment escaped the figure in response to the "unsuccessful" coin toss.
Naruto turned the corner of the alley way with fifty other thugs behind him, the street light barely revealed his face, but his ever present smile was crystal clear. "Ha, ha, ha… Gaara, how many times are we going to flip the coin until you finally realize that chance is always on my side until I am no longer useful." Gaara gave a small grunt before pushing himself off the wall but his face was still hidden by the shadows. Gaara looked up at the roof tops and flipped his coin again, his shoulders drooped as the coin was nice again.
A gruff voice came from the Gaara as he pulled out a .357 Magnum saying " I just can't win today, first I lose my bullet case, then I spent five hours trying to find my gun only for it to be in my hand and finally I can't even kill you." Naruto shrugged his shoulders before saying
"We all can't be winners Gaara but life is… full of surprises, who knows maybe you'll kill someone today."
Gaara stepped out of the shadows making Yugito thank Kami that Gaara wore his mask today. Gaara had blood red hair that spiked out in random directions on one side but was smoothed back on the other, his right side of his face was porcelain white, with sea green eyes, a sleek narrow nose and a half frowning mouth. The other side was covered by half a jokers mask with half of a grin, painted black, half a black nose and revealed a yellow eye that had a shuriken like pupil. The suit that he was wearing was colored a sandy yellow on the right half and colored a dark grey on the other with small tears and a few scorch marks.
Naruto pulled out two of his best pocket knives, flicking them in and out revealing the three inch blade, before admiring the little shine they held in the dark alley. Gaara flicked out the revolvers six shooting cartridge putting six shells into it before snapping it shut. Yugito pulled out a short Katana used for assassination and close quartered combat and used a small piece of diamond cloth to silently sharpen the blade. Suddenly Naruto looked up and said " no one touch Kurenai, but kill the other two." the thugs nodded putting on Clown masks before charging through the back door aiming for the two little ninja. Naruto put his hands up stopping his third and second in command before saying " relax, relax… the reason why we have goons is to let them do all the work." the two looked at each other and bowed their head in disappointment.
Five seconds later sixteen of their guys flew out of the window, slamming into the wall of the alley before falling down in front of Naruto. His third and second in command looked at Naruto with hope in their eyes and used the patented Puppy eye Jutsu. Naruto's shoulder and head drooped before raising a hand, pointing his knife to the door before saying "Go." Yugito and Gaara high fived and ran into the building, with guns and swords a blazing. Naruto just leaned against the wall pulling out a pack of smokes, putting one in his mouth lighting it up with a little fire manipulation in his fingers. Suddenly the upstairs windows exploded, the smell of gasoline and burning paper filled the air. Naruto took another drag of his smoke before flicking it saying " if you want something done right, do it yourself."
Naruto pushed himself off the wall and started his little trip to meet his dazzling little rose form the leaf, tossing his knife back and forward between his hands.
/ Meanwhile in the motel/
Gaara sat behind a wall hearing the repeated thud of kunai's hitting the wall and the cursing from Yugito as she tied the last stick of pure black gun powder to make a seven stick bomb. Gaara reloaded his gun before flipping his coin showing heads, he sighed as he stood and counted the amount of weaponry being thrown, timing the time between objects being thrown and the speed that the little Uchiha could throw. After getting the timing down, Gaara took a deep breath and just as the Uchiha's last barrage hit the wall, he made a break down the hall shooting twice hitting the edge of the Uchiha's cover making sure that the Uchiha wouldn't surprise him. Suddenly the hall transformed into a red world where he couldn't move, he felt the cold touch of a Kunai against his throat and the soft whisper of " Die you beast." Gaara grinned before he collapsed into sand.
Kureani looked around confused only to be tackled into another room and hit on the head knocking her out. Yugito stood over the fallen Kurenai and panting hard the smoke was starting to get to her. Her sword came up blocking the kunai slash from Sakura who's monstrous strength was starting to get annoying. Yugito's lips pulled up into a cruel snarl as she said " little fools like you should know their place." before Sakura could respond Yugito pushed Sakura away before running after her sheathing her blade into the woman's shoulder smiling as Sakura let out a shout of pain.
Gaara held the gun to the Uchiha's head, a cruel smirk plastered on the right side of his face. Gaara pulled back the trigger before taking out his coin saying " your lucky that the boss doesn't want you dead but… today I don't feel like giving him the satisfaction of killing a weak little Uchiha so I'll do it for him." Gaara flipped his coin but just as It was about to land a gloved hand caught it and another hand punched Gaara across his face knocking Gaara through a wall.
Sasuke looked up from the downed figure of the man who was about to kill him, to see a masked covered man in the shape of a bat. In a gruff voice the man said " come with me if you want to live." Sasuke grabbed the offered hand and the man and started to run away with him without even thinking about his teammates and their mission to protect wave.
Gaara stood up rubbing his head shaking it a little as his mask started to reform on his face. Thinking "I hate that little batboy, he always sucker punches me."
His musing was interrupted as Naruto entered the room chuckling with a woman in his arms before saying " I hate that eight tailed Joker but without him we would be out of the job." Naruto walked to the windows before kicking one out saying " come on Yugito… Gaara it's time to leave this shack and get to the base." Yugito appeared out of no where with the unconscious Sakura and nodded. Gaara stood up and nodded in agreement before following Naruto out of the window and holding his ears as Yugito threw the seven stick bomb into the burning building. Causing it to explode in flames and smoke and making Naruto laugh an insane laugh as they disappeared into the night.
Demonshadows: hey yo what's up just finished today so I hope you are all happy so peace people. I don't own anything but my stories and my ideas. Also if your pissed about the batman and me making the eight tailed demon a bat I am not sorry I just thought it would add a little bit of flavor.
