Ronon was, to say the least, shocked. The fact that they expected him to actually use one of those things was unbelievable. Grunting as a passing marine tried to help him out, Ronon was close to throwing the stupid 'laptop' at the wall as the terrified man scurried away. He was about to, also, but stopped as he heard giggling. Looking at the source of the noise, he glared at the woman.

"You think this is funny?" She nodded, walking up to sitting next to him. She leaned against him arm, trying to catch her breath, earning a death glare from him.

"I'm sorry, Ronon. It's just so amusing watching you try to use one of these things. Here, let me help you." Miko Kusinagi took the laptop from him, setting it on her own lap.

"What do you want to do?" He grunted.

"Sheppard said I needed to check something called an 'email' from now on to get team meeting info and such." Miko nodded, clearly still amused.

"Well, then you're lucky you're friends with one of the scientists who helped Dr. McKay set up the Stargate Intranet. I can tell you anything you want to know about this." Typing away, Miko laughed when she brought up his email inbox.

"What now?" She paused, turning to look at him.

"Clearly, Dr. McKay is the one who made your email account. You email name is 'Caveman Conan'." Ronon growled, bringing out another smile from Miko.

"Relax. It's actually kinda cute. After all, his name says he's a lemon, which is ironic. Anyways, there's nothing here about any missions. All these subjects just look trivial. Looking for any emails from somebody?" Ronon shrugged.

"Teyla send me any?" Going over the list, Miko nodded.

"One. It says 'Strange Earth Humor' in the subject line. Looks interesting." Clicking it open, Miko let out yet another laugh, confusing Ronon completely.

"You know, I could just go to one of my other friends here to help me with my emails, Miko." Slowly catching her breath, Miko put the laptop into Ronon's hands.

"Read that. If you want to do what it suggests, I'll help you send it..."

From:

To:

subject: Strange Earth Humor

Dr. Zelenka sent this to me, Ronon. Said that it would help show how strange Earth humor is. I am inclined to agree with him. Oh, well. If you wish to send it to someone else, fill in your own answers and forward it on.

Quiz Yourself, Get To Know Your Friends

1. What is your name?

Teyla Emmagen

2. What's your job?

Leader of the Athosians, member of SGA-1

3. What would you rather be doing right now?

Relaxing in my own quarters

4. What should you be doing right now?

Staying right where I am. Here in the infirmary.

5. What's your favorite TV show?

I have taken a liking to the television show, Star Trek

6. Movie?

I would have to say that I like the movie, Jason X. It is a rather...to quote John...corny movie. But there is someone in it that I think everyone here would recognize...

7. Person?

My favorite person? I would have to say, my father, Tagan.

8. Do you have a crush on anybody?

No, I do not.

9. What is your fondest memory?

When my father took me on my first trade mission

10. What is your worst?

There are so many...

11. Banana.

I like them with that caramel dipping sauce the kitchen has for apples.

12.When do you want to retire?

There is no such thing as retirement in my job.

13. Who are you sending this to?

Specialist Ronon Dex, member of SGA-1

14. Why?

Why would I not?

15. Who's your best friend?

Lieutenant Laura Cadman. We spend a lot of time together, and partner up during Girl's Poker Night.

16. Gotta secret you haven't told anyboy?

Very few, if at all.

17. Sci-Fi or Fantasy?

I would have to say Sci-fi, seeing as how that is what Star Trek is.

18. Do you play an instrument?

No, I do not. I can sing, though.

19. What is your most embarassing moment?

I will not say.

20. Anything you want to add?

I suggest you get the help of someone you trust if you decide to fill this out, Ronon.