A/N: Hello again! Here is the real chapter 7, thank you so much to those who liked my pathetic dream sequence. :P Now I havent exactly been in the most cheerful of moods what with life bieng tough and me catching the flue, and I probably wouldnt have updated if I hadnt thought of you guys. So if this isnt as funny a chapter please excuse me. We all have the ups and downs in life and Im going through the down side right now. But nevertheless, I still hope you enjoy! :D


Chapter 7-

My eyes flew open and it took me a moment to recover from my vividly realistic dream. I felt my breathing gradually slow and Edward press a kiss to my neck. I immediately stiffened.

"Something wrong?" I heard Edward ask.

"Nothing," I replied, my voice a shade higher than it should be.

I got up, rubbing my eyes. I could hear Edward chuckling behind me.

"You look so cute when you do that," he commented. I turned back to smile at him and gave him a fleeting kiss before reluctantly going to take a shower.

Throughout the shower, I kept dwelling over the unrealistic happenings of my dream.

When I came back into the room, there was a tray of breakfast for me on the table but it consisted of only a glass of orange juice and a plate of toast. I sighed in relief, shaking my head trying to get the freakishly disturbing dream out of my mind as I went and sat down next to Edward who was watching TV.

"Hey," he greeted, putting an arm around me. "I didn't know what to get you so I just got something light. We'll be skiing today; I didn't want you feeling too queasy."

"Thanks," I said gratefully.

After breakfast, I donned warm enough clothes and walked down the hallway to Emmett's room. I knocked thrice and Rosalie answered the door, looking as always, gorgeous.

"What?" she snapped when she saw me.

I recoiled slightly. Why was she so harsh?

"Is Emmett there?" I asked.

Rosalie glared at me for no apparent reason until Emmett emerged from inside the room. I smiled at him and he put a hand on Rosalie's waist, drawing her back so he could look at me.

"What's up?" he asked grinning.

"Your wife's a bitch." I told him.

Emmett grinned, "That's what I love about her." He said.

I rolled my eyes. "I had the weirdest dream last night." I told him.

Emmett raised his eyebrows, "Did you dream of having sex with Edward? Cuz that'd be weird seeing as the man's so proud of his virginity."

I blushed and punched his arm lightly. "NO!" I said, "It was about Edward and Alice and they…" I told him whatever I could remember from my dream and when I finished he burst out laughing.

"I told you to jump out a window and you did?!" he asked in between his laughs.

I made no reply and he just shook his head, "God Bella, your dreams really are something! First you have sadistic vampires singing metal songs and now your own boyfriend and best friend bugging you to a point where you jump out a window!"

I shook my head at him, "Tell me about it. I think I should begin to document all of these dreams. I could grow up to be famous. 'The Dream Girl' they could call me."

Emmett laughed and ruffled my hair.

"Hey Emmett, come here!" Rosalie called out from behind. Emmett looked at me and motioned for me to follow. I did so.

Rosalie was standing at the big window, staring up at the sunny skies. Emmett went up to her.

"What is it babe?" he asked.

"Seems like we wont be able to ski today," she said.

I perked up, "Really?!" I asked. Emmett and Rosalie both turned to give me a 'look' I quickly backpedaled. "I mean, really? That's too bad."

Emmett shook his head and Rosalie turned back to look outside. "Damn the sun!" she exclaimed, pulling the blinds shut. Emmett laid a hand on shoulder to help her calm down.

"Its okay," I said, "we can go bowling or watch a movie or…maybe I should go back," I said, catching the look Rosalie was giving. Emmett shook with silent laughter behind her.

"Ill let you know the plan," he said as I turned to leave. I nodded and left the room with my tail in between my legs.

Since the sun was insistent on shining, we decided to do some bowling, play arcade games… basically use all indoor facilities until the clouds came back. I personally prayed they wouldn't.

All the Cullen's were seated at a huge table near bowling alley 7. Emmett bought games and the screen above the alley glowed to life. I stared thankfully at my name that was last on the list of turns, right after Emmett.

Carlisle was up first. He took aim and managed a perfect strike. I watched amazed as Esme, Jasper, Alice and Rosalie got strikes too. I gulped. Seemed like I had some serious competition. Emmett winked at me before his turn.

He stood over the selection of balls, flexing his muscles. He picked up the heaviest and with precise aim and agility, rolled it across the alley getting a strike. Everyone started clapping, Alice hooting and Rosalie beaming as she kissed Emmett.

"Your turn Bella," he said, reaching forward and picking up a ball for me. He handed it to me and I tried not to fall down from its weight. I staggered to our alley and swallowed hard, my eyes fixed on the bowling pins.

Did I really have to knock out all of them? In one try? I gulped again and turned to look over my shoulder at the Cullen's who were smiling at me. Even Rosalie. But that, I guessed was just to make me feel more nervous. Emmett winked at me once more.

"C'mon slowpoke!" he yelled.

I took a deep breath and tried to get my fingers through the correct holes in the ball. They were so goddamn SMALL! Finally, I got all the fingers in the right place. Taking a deep breath once again, I aimed, and took a few steps back, running, I pulled my arm back to give the ball some speed and finally, threw it…

Everything happened so fast, I didn't realize it had even happened.

My fingers got stuck in the ball, as I rolled it forward and let my grip go, my fingers that were still stuck in the ball, pulled me down onto the alley floor due to the balls weight. I skidded forward, stopping midway, the top of my head banging with the ball in which my fingers were still stuck.

I blinked the stars out of my eyesight. I could hear roaring laughter from behind me. I blushed furiously at the thought of all the people watching me make a fool of myself.

Gentle hands grabbed me and straightened me up.

"Bella? Bella are you okay?" I heard Edward ask worriedly.

I tried to focus on his face. Oh…his beautiful face…like the sun after a rainy day…

THE SUN!!! The bloody sun! if it hadn't decided to make a grand appearance, I would never have been compelled to come bowling and would never have gotten myself emmbarresed in front of these many people.

"Bella?" Edward repeated.

"M'fine." I mumbled.

Edward helped me back to the table the Cullen's were sitting on. I was still working on focusing my eyesight, my head throbbing madly. Emmett was shaking with laughter, Rosalie smirking behind him.

Carlisle felt around my head while Esme gave me a glass of water.

"Hmm…you seem to be fine. How do you feel?" he asked.

"M'fine." I repeated.

"Then I guess you are, I don't see anything serious." Carlisle said, standing up. "But I still think you shouldn't have another turn for another while." I nodded in response.

Carlisle went to take his turn and the rest of the Cullen's also returned to the game while I sat quietly, sipping my water and watching them with envy.

"Oh little sis, the things you do!" Emmett said sitting down beside me and patting my shoulder. I glared at him but he just kissed the top of my head tenderly which made me smile. At least he cared, unlike his bitch of a wife.

"Did Emmett's kiss make the boo boo go away?" he asked me.

I pouted, and shook my head. Emmett frowned.

"Well you 'aint gonna get anything more than that." He said seriously. I laughed and smacked his hand. "Well at least you look better," he said.

"I feel better too." I said, rubbing the top of my head. It felt much better and I could see clearly now. "Hmm…seems like your kiss did work" I joked.

Emmett placed a hand over his heart and wiped a fake tear from his eye. I laughed and smacked him again. Alice called out for Emmett, it was his turn. He turned to me and speculated for a moment, finally, he stood up, holding his hand out for me.

I gladly took it, not knowing what he planned on doing.

"I'll teach you how to get a real strike." He said. I withdrew my hand and immediately sat back down.

"No way, I think ill pass on that one." I told him.

"Oh c'mon! what if your required to perform a perfect strike in order to get into Brown? Or Yale? You like Yale don't you? It would be a pity of you couldn't get admission there just because you don't know how to-"

"I doubt Yale will care if I can bowl a strike or not but I don't think they'll be happy if I lose half my brain from having my head split open." I said.

Emmett sighed, "Okay fine. But what if having sex with Edward requires the flexibility and aim required in bowling?" he asked.

I blushed and Emmett grinned, "I consider myself victorious." He said.

I shook my head and took his re offered hand. He led me to the alley where he picked up one of the lightest balls.

"Place your fingers in halfway not all the way." He said in an instructive tone as I watched him. "Then, take aim…" he said swinging his arm back and forth, his eyes on the bowling pins. "Take a few steps forwards and….roll!"

The bowling ball hit the floor right in the middle, rolling in a straight line it hit the pins right in the middle causing each one of them to topple either forwards, backwards or sideways.

He turned back to me and grinned, popping his collar. "Your turn" he said, handing me a bowling ball.

"Emmett what are you doing?!" Edward shouted when he realized I was about to have my second try.

"Nothing to worry about Edward, I'm just teaching Bella how to bowl."

"But-"

"Oh shut up Edward! I'm not gonna let your baby get hurt!" Emmett said.

I looked at Edward reassuringly and he gave a curt nod, sitting back into his seat. I then turned back to the alley.

Placing my hands as Emmett had instructed into the ball, I took aim, ran a few steps forward and…

The ball went flying out of my hands. I could have sworn I hadn't done that on purpose. Once second I had the ball in my hand, preparing to let it roll on the alley and I suppose I let it go too early and thus, it went flying over our alley to crash in the alley next to us.

Unfortunately, the person bowling beside us had already bowled his ball and when his collided with my poorly bowled ball, there was a resounding thud and each ball went spinning in opposite direction.

One banged into the opposite wall and bounced a few times until settling down innocently on the floor while the other caused three women to topple over. One on top of the other.

I watched all this with my hand covering my mouth. There was silence throughout except for the music playing above us. It seemed every eye in the room was looking at me. I suddenly felt very hot.

"Sorry!" I shouted to the room in general. Several people shook their heads, turning away and I could hear curse words streaming from the fallen women's mouths.

"Excuse me, I think I'm going to have to tell you to leave."

I turned around to see a tall heavy built man glaring at me. He wore the bowling alley, 'Alien spot' uniform. I bit my lip, blushing and nodded.

"Nobody's leaving buddy," Emmett spoke up.

"Excuse me?" the manager asked threateningly.

"I said nobody's leaving."

The manager looked baffled but squared his shoulders and opened his mouth to reply but Emmett held up his hand.

"People make mistakes, I'm just trying to teach her how to bowl." Emmett said.

"Emmett don't do this!" I hissed in his ears.

Emmett didn't respond, just glared at the manager. Jasper spoke up then,

"What my brother means to say is sir, we apologize for the mayhem we caused," I blushed, "It won't happen again. I promise you that."

The manager seemed to calm down a little which I suspected had something to do with Jasper's uncanny ability.

"Make sure it doesn't or I wont be so lenient next time." He growled.

Emmett grinned as the man turned around and left.

"Bella I think you should sit down," Jasper said.

"No no, let her." Alice spoke up.

I looked at her frowning. Alice grinned back at me. My dream suddenly flashed in front of my mind again.

"HEY!" I shouted suddenly. Alice frowned. "Why didn't you tell me this would happen?" I asked her.

Alice shrugged, "That's how you learn Bella." She said.

"No." Emmett cut in, "THIS is how you learn." He said. Then he smacked me on the back of my still slightly tender head.

"OW!" I shouted, rubbing me where he had hit. "What gives?!"

"This time, be more careful." Emmett scolded. "Here," he said handing me another bowling ball.

"Get that fearful object away from me!" I said, pushing the ball away.

"NO. TRY again." Emmett said.

I bit my lip but obliged. Closing my eyes I took aim, and rolled the ball, praying that it wouldn't cause another catastrophe. There was no sound.

I opened my eyes to see my ball rolling innocently down the alley and into the back without even touching the pins.

"OH MY GOD!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!" I asked, jumping up and down pointing at the alley. I was so happy I hadn't caused any more damage.

I turned to look at Emmett who was scratching the back of his head. "Well…its better…" he said.

After a few more tries, (I took up everyone's turns) I finally managed a strike. I couldn't stop grinning like an idiot and jumped into Emmett's arms when I did so.

He set me down and patted my head, "Good going slowpoke. You were slow but I guess that's just inevitable." I rolled my eyes. "Damn I'm a good teacher." Emmett said, popping his collar.

Carlisle, Esme and Jasper clapped politely while Alice gave me a hug and Edward gave me a kiss. Rosalie just gave me a tight smile and sauntered up to Emmett and kissed him.

"You work magic baby, you work magic…" she said.


A/N: Thats all for now folks. If you wanna make me happy then REVIEW! It'll make my days a lot better trust me :)